If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: HarryGinny4Ever123

"The only thing you need to fear is Fear Itself...and spiders." Thank you Sarah for finding that for me, it is my new motto.

Friends

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

I used to be normal; until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head

A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

I agree with the dictionary. Gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Random

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

If you have ever had this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud you can hear them across the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down to realize you messed up your work because you were concentrating so hard on non-homicidal thoughts, copy this into your profile.

For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what's so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do things that are completely random, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you are crazy copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this in to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. TOTALLY!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you lived in a different world, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not paranoid. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Why is it that whenever a person you totally don’t know starts to yawn, you yawn too, and then it starts a chain reaction of people yawning? Does that mean that it travels across the world making everyone yawn? Does it reach China in the next day?

Why to psychics have to ask for your name? Shouldn't they have already "seen" it?

If Wal-Mart is lowing prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the drive way?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Isn’t it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in Latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?'

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

You learn at least one new thing every day, though the vast majority of those things usually aren't learned in school.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you listen to music too much copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let that stupid rabbit have the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (And in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think rap is the most God-awfulness thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.-And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!) Even though I'm Canadian.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..quote; Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV..Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think radio NASCAR is the most stupid thing ever to be invented, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol..put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You know you live in 2008 when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

"REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'mom' (was your hero)
and 'DaD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you love the rain copy this in to your profile

If you think Writer's block sucks copy this in to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D WHO DOESN’T! ;)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fan fiction, were writing a story for fan fiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!) Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense?) 000kayko000

If you secretly like copying and pasting all these things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. YUM!

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Unlike Barbie, Me & my friends aren't sold seperatly

Flip flops and belly tops, lemonade in da shade, blue skies, hot guys, late nights and water fights, ice cream, sweet dreams, party time, lookin' fine, sleeping in and sneaking out, that's what girls are all about

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. But you can't always do that. Cause someday, it will all come out anyway.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.this is totally me

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!I have an urge to say this to someone

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

15 Things to do when you’re in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares". and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20.copy and paste this into your profile to add to everything else you have

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

An apple a Day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit

If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt) copy and paste this in to your profile

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks.. copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, way way deep down, copy and paste this into your profile

If you own a time turner copy and paste this

Twilight is a fling while Harry Potter is my one true love.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Aangsfan - We'll never tell. You'll never know, GigoLove07- Ravenclaw. Queen of Britannia - Slytherin. 000kayko000-Slytherin or Gryffindor.Ravenclaw or Gryffindor-HarryGinny4Ever123

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.

If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall…, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Smart is sexy.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If 99.9 of the time, you have no clue what‘s going on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, lilypotter32269599, Kira Dumbledore, WhyDoesAWebSiteNeedMyName, Sirius' Sweetheart, 000kayko000,HarryGinny4Ever123

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. I do this all the time.

If you still have to make an L with both hands to find out which way is left or right, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen closely to song lyrics and relate them to your fics copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to sleep one way and woken up the opposite way Copy & Paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!

I'm not crazy, you’re just more sane then I am.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present! Live and savor every moment...This is not a dress rehearsal!

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Harry Potter Fan fiction keeps me sane.

Smile... It makes people wonder what you're up to

I'm not always a dork. Sometimes I'm asleep.

You are stupid and therefore wrong. This is my favourite one.

My Friends: Mine are like the sisters I'll never have

Now that you have made it through my entire profile without getting so scared that you had to stop reading, Congratulations. You all probably think I am Odd, Weird; any other word that is a synonym to those words would fit in there. I hope that you will continue to read my stories, even though you are officially scared of ever meeting me, which I understand.