Megan Marianne Crossheart
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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426190, Profile Updated: 08-02-09
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note.

Hi, my name's Meg Crossheart (not my real name), I'm a middle school student, 13. Everybody around me calls me the queen of the artsies (Tough, I'm not really an artsie). I've never shown my art to others than my family and friends.

English is not my first language.

I love chocolate, the color black & blue, money, music, drawing, writing, play my guitar, hoodies, boots, sneakers (converse!), and leather, I guess.

Anime/Manga's that I love:

Death Note

BLEACH

Black Cat

Love Hina

Shugo Chara

Ghost in the Shell

Meitantei Conan

Books that I love:

The Stories of King Arthur

Chicken Soup for the Cat-Lover's Soul

The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde

Treasure Island

Dan Brown's creations: Angels and Demons

The Da Vinci Code

Deception Point

Movies/TV shows that I love:

Stargate SG-1

Stargate Atlantis

Appleseed

Drake & Josh

Friends

The Simpsons

Heroes

High School Musical

Harry Potter

Hannah Montana

Death Note

Death Note 2 : The Last Name

Death Note 3 : L Change the World

The Da Vinci Code

My fave music/ artists/ bands:

My Chemical Romance

Avril Lavigne

Enrique Iglesias

Drake Bell

Maroon 5

CLICK FIVE

Jason Mraz

Jonas Brothers

Lil' Mama

Now, I'll describe my normal/ everyday appearence:

I have a some-what shoulder length dark brown hair, I always seen carrying either binders, papers, chocolates, canvases, or books, when I think, I always instinctively chews my pen, always wearing a jacket and pants, most of the day I sleep a lot (either at school or at home), I like cats, I usually talks to boys rather than girls, I have a waaaaaayyy older brother who's really nerdy but smart, when I'm 'out' with my friends I almost always wears skinny jeans, silver earrings, a black shirt, and an ankh pendant plus a couple more stuff.

If you have a friendster account, please add me, my url is : please and thank you!

I like Death Note a lot, I love pairing up Matt with Mello!

If you wanna add my YM, it's: Megs_sk8ter_chick@yahoo.com ok?

What else can I tell y'all 'bout me? Umm... my grammar is kinda off, so forgive me if you can't understand some of it.

My muses:

Meg : caretaker muse 1 (skater girl)

Meagan : caretaker muse 2 (emo girl)

Aiden : comedy muse

Julia : romance muse

Jennifer : angst muse

Valerie : lust muse

Charlee : adventure muse

My fave pairings in:

a. Death Note : MattxMello!, LxMisa, LxLight, MatsudaxSayu NearxSayu

b. Black Cat : TrainxSaya, SvenxRinse, LeonxEve

c. Love Hina : KeitaroxNaru

d. Shugo Chara : AmuxIkuto

e. Meitantei Conan : RanxShinichi, KazuhaxHeiji

f. Stargate SG-1 : O'NeillxCarter, ValaxDaniel

g. Stargate Atlantis : SheppardxTeyla, WeirxMcKay

h. High School Musical : TroyxGabriella, SharpayxZeke

i. Hannah Montana : Miley/HannahxJake, LilyxOliver

j. BLEACH : IchigoxRukia!, IshidaxInoue, IchigoxGrimmjow!, IchigoxRenji, ByakuyaxRenji!, IchigoxShinji!, UkitakexYoruichi, UraharaxYoruichi, HitsugayaxKarin!

Maybe I'll tell you 'bout the only real friends I got... I'm so lonely... TT_TT

Chris: Hi! I'm Chris!!

Natalie: And I'm Nat. We are the only real friends Meg has. So, we're really close. Almost like sisters.

Chris: Almost like sisters!

Natalie: Stop saying everything I say.

Chris: I don't say everything you say! I say everything that's cool!

Natalie: Like what?

Chris: There! That's cool! 'Like what', ha! That's so cool!

Meg: Yeah... Well, as Nat just said, we're like sisters. Nat's the oldest sis, Chris's the youngest sis, and I am the middle sis. By the way, I am so much cooler than Nat.

Natalie: No, you're not!

Meg: By the way my profile image is me on the right and Nat on the left

HEY Y'ALL!! If ya'll hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be nuts.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this iz the truth)

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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emo doesn't mean you cut.

emo doesn't mean your gay.
emo doesn't mean your suicidal.
emo is fashion.
emo is music.
emo is people.
emo is being free.
emo means love.
free to be you.
free to express.
free to tell everyone to fuck off!!
emo is just a word.

You Say Pink,
I Say Black,
You Say Paris Hilton,
I Say Amy Lee,
You Say Zac Efron,
I Say Gerard Way,
You Say pop,
I Say Rock,
You Say I'm Weird,
I Say Thanx u.

I like the old Avril Lavigne... She's all grown up now... But, I don't wanna grow up... So, I like her old songs...

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Matt needs some serious help with his love life. What better way then to ask Mello for advice? Ch. 5. Punishment: In which Matt completely fails. onesided MattxMello for now slight AU
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A Football Friday by heidilynn reviews
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Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
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Just A Little IchiRuki fluff by Beautifuldeath92 reviews
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Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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School Days by Katanasenpai reviews
Mello and Matt when they were still in school. L and Near make an appearance later. Also, a little MelloxMatt, but not anything too serious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Mello, Matt
Everything's Legal in Las Vegas by Nakimochiku reviews
it's Las Vegas, Ichi, Las Vegas! Hichi x Ichi, AU, oneshot for Affie and Rysh, enjoy.
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Observant by Tanya Lilac reviews
A keen and methodical observation of her peers was often innocently mistaken for 'quiet daydreaming' on most days, but Orihime just hoped - for their sake - that no one else was as observant as she was. Orihime centric, IchiRuki implied. Drabble.
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Promotion by lala-licious reviews
Oh, the noises she can hear outside the office. No doubt Ichigo and Rukia are... Too bad the lovebirds didn't know what Karin and Hitsugaya-taicho are doing! Matsumoto snickered thinking about it"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Harribel's Obsession by Roxius reviews
A very short humor fic. Harribel has a secret obsession...one that she could never allow to get out. Please R & R!
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Pass Me The Salt by Anpan Roller reviews
All Toushirou wants is the salt, but the consequences of bringing the gang to a fancy restaurant finally gets to haunt Toushirou. Will he get his salt in the end?
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Ma Fraise by RamecupMiso reviews
All Ichigo ever wanted was a date for the weekend and to get away from his older brother but oh no his older brother needed to step in and drag Ichigo to hang out with him& his friends but Ichigo never thought that this weekend he would meet him..R&R
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Stalking the Cat by Fused-Chappy reviews
Ulquiorra is bored one day, So he decides to observe Grimmjow and notices how he is very much like a cat. In the end he gets more than he bargained for. UlquiorraxGrimmjow boyxboy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hair Troubles by Hanajima-san reviews
Renji's hair isn't always as perfect as it seems. Drabble with little to no plot. Mild ByaRen. Don't like, don't read. T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Cracktastic by Fierce Socks reviews
To plot or not to plot, that is the question! Kubo-sama has made his choice. We've made ours in the meantime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Hollow Hearted by JigsawHalloween reviews
Ichigo moves as a product to a new idea his father has. Now he goes to Karakura High, and he hardly knew the people he would meet would end up blowing him away. HichixIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Tangible Irony by Alphabetical reviews
How is Ichigo supposed to deal with this? He's holding a life in his hands whose life is surrounded in irony. MPreg, Yaoi, GrimmIchi. First attempt at FanFic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Street Smarts by Honestly reviews
Byakuya teaches Renji how to deal with perverts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Matt's Sims Adventures by Determined reviews
Matt discovers the computer game The Sims for the first time. Is it only a matter of time before he gets bored? Or is this...the PERFECT GAME?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Matt
We're All In This Together by StephDee reviews
This story is about a show that Mr. Narumi made for Valentine's Day. Few of his students will perform, as well as Mikan. So how will the show end? Happy or sad? SxNxMxRxH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Cooking 101 by Silverfang4 reviews
Yachiru wants cookies. Kenpachi cooks. Ichigo helps. I really am horrible at summaries. An amusing little oneshot, rated T, although that's probably too high. Hope you read and enjoy. Something does blow up/gets destroyed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Merry F'in Christmas from Grimmjow Jeagerjaques by FFFX reviews
Soul Society recieves a video e-card from Hueco Mundo durring their anual Chrsitmas party. Naturally Grimmjow and Neliel send their regards... Implied GrimNel friendship and IkkakuApache drunken one night stand. Rated for Grimmjow's language and booze.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
A Little More in Common by dorawarrior reviews
L and Light are the best students in their school...yet they are extremely different...fate intervenes and they find that they may have more in common than they think...LXLight...side MelloXMatt and NearXSayu...COMPLETED! Disclaimer: I don't own DN...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,115 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bleachpreg by kellegirl reviews
The ultimate mpreg story. For misumisu. Aizen has the perfect plan to take over the Soul Society, get everyone pregnant and take control when they are in shock. mpreg, yuri, humor,OOC, silliness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Fecking Diary by Songfic Misstress reviews
Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Mello, Matt
Betchin' Blog by Songfic Misstress reviews
Matt starts to write a blog. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of boisterous, lovable, gameplaying redhead. please R&R, This is a companion piece to Mello's "Fecking Diary".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello
Kataritsugu Koto by Haruyan reviews
A baby comes as a blessing or a burden. After some experiments from Kurotsuchi, some shinigami are revealed to be pregnant, among them Kira, who's recently broken up with Shuuhei. MPREG. Pairings: Shuu/Kira, Ikka/Yumi, Ren/Ichi, others.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,497 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H.
I'll Be By Your Side, Always by Frozen-Void reviews
Ichigo and Hitsugaya have a wonderful night, but something Urahara says the next day shakes them up. Can the two of them handle what's about to come? .:YAOI:.:M-Preg:.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,955 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Yaoi Note by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
A parody what if it were a Yaoi note instead of a death notethis fic is based off of Taymeho's DA and is also a crossover fic there will be mildly graphic yaoi in later chapters, no like no read
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,199 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Light Y., L
The ChildMaker by zfirze reviews
“Grimm…it’s impossible. Males can’t get pregnant. It is physically impossible,” Ichigo said gently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Gangster Genius: Inside the Mind of Light Yagami by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
What's really going on in the mind of our favorite shinigami-haunted pal? Title sucks... Rated T for slight language. R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Light Y.
Little Red Riding Hood by Jyenosu reviews
yahhh enggak jauh2 dari cerita aslinyah kok...cuman emang rada....GILA. sayah dibantu ama kk TempeGoreng dalam pembuatan fict inih...hahahaha...ai lope yu kk! XD -walaupun kk kejam tidak mau membelikan sayah tiket 21 SPEED RACERS!@-
Death Note - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bleach Stains by Uragiru-Shima4715 reviews
Insanity, marriage, crack, and pregnancies! What happens the most unexpected characters have a confession to make? Pray for your sanity!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Matto 'half' by Jyenosu reviews
Matt diceburin Mello keempang! Dan mendadak esok paginya matt berubah jadi cewek nyang imut, seksi, cantik, cute, kawaii dll. Tapi pas disiram aer panas, dia berubah kembali seperti semula! Ada apa gerangan!
Death Note - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Matt - Complete
Senden by HinodeoftheCovenant reviews
Renji wonders if Ichigo's sword compensates for anatomical deficiencies elsewhere, and poor Byakuya gets caught up in it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Normal by zfirze reviews
An Arrancar and a Vaizard don't make a normal couple. Never ever will... GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
An Otaku's Dream by THC reviews
Matt keeps beating Konata's high scores at the arcade. Finally fed up with it, Konata meets Matt and the two have a face off to see who's the better gamer.
Crossover - Lucky Star & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Konata I., Matt - Complete
Horror movies are bad for children by dafuq-is-this reviews
what?...ghost?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Tender Moment by freakypetachick reviews
its Grimmjow and Ichis one month anniversary! What happens when they are sharing a tender moment? GrimmXIchi kisses
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
5 Ways not to by Jammeke reviews
... Get stuck in a Stargate, fall off a balcony, die... This is your personal not to do-guide, which will hopefully keep you alive in Pegasus. The most occuring subjects are being treated; you should be safe with this in your pocket.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Happy Atlantis New Year by Blue Zephyr Dragon reviews
How Atlantis celebrate the New Year. Recommended for mature readers with a sense of humor. As usual JohnRodney and other pairings which might offend some as well as strong language. Take with a grain of salt.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Chlorine Love by LunaAriana reviews
Renji and Ichigo at the pool. Is there anything Renji can't do? slight yaoi, nothing extreme . Just another of my little RenjIchigo drabbles, be sure to check out the others! R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Kiss To Remember by LunaAriana reviews
Renji finally tells Ichigo how he truly feels, on the beach, in front of the sunset! Will it all be a little too much for our little Ichi or does he feel the same way? yaoi, nothing too terribly bad...reviews are greatly appreciated, but please no flames!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
War Games by Ravenfur reviews
Why did the Atlantis expedition requisition 500,000 water balloons? Oneshot, slight SamJack.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2007 - John S. - Complete
Unintended fore'play' by AMP-MarionetteMasterAya reviews
Matt, being the curious boy he is, wonders what about Near's toys entertains him so much? During his investigation, Matt finds himself disturbed and excited...MxM at the end, Near's naughty toyplay centric READ IF U WANNA ROFL! Drabble!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
MELLO'S GOTTA A GUN! by Katanasenpai reviews
RUUNN!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Revenge of the Discs by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Sometimes you just really shouldn't ask why.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Late at Night by Nakimochiku reviews
He says everything is funny at four in the morning. GrimmIchi,oneshot, enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Homecoming by KandiCorpse reviews
Ichigo is new to the school.Hichigo's the school punk,known and hated by most. Mainly IchiHichi but other couples happen throughout the story. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Mastercard: Atlantis Edition by Josephus Prime reviews
The Mastercard tales of everyone's favorite Lost City. STORY COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Passions of A Battle of Fun by AA ForShort reviews
Shuuhei plus popcorn plus a free show. What can go wrong with that until a suprising twist. [RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Ghosts of Time and Memory by Neko Oni reviews
IchigoHitsugaya. He was raped and bound. His body was broken, but his soul couldn't be broken. Hitsugaya reveals his past life to Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Mastercard by Josephus Prime reviews
That's right, folks! It's my own ideas for Stargate SG1 Mastercard commercials! COMPLETE! BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR STARGATE: ATLANTIS MASTERCARD!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
The Geek In The Pink by BigTimeGleek reviews
When Ryan decides he needs to tell Gabriella how he feels and yet, needs to get rid of Troy at the same time, how does he do it? In true Evans style, sing. Featuring the song, Geek In The Pink, by Jason Mraz. Ryella. ONESHOT. It's pretty funny.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
A Special Kind of Idiot by DarkSeverus reviews
Renji gets to the bottom of a rumor about Ikkaku and Yumichika's past.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
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Messed Up Family: The Sequel! reviews
Lanjutan dari Messed Up Family. Mohon maaf jika cerita yg pertama agak ngebosenin.
Death Note - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
Messed Up Family reviews
Akhirnya slese juga! Baca! n jgn lupa review!
Death Note - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bitchy Family reviews
Matt and Mello are married, yay for me! have 2 kids and 1 coming , it started out kinda funny but, chap 3 became kinda sad. Name spoilers, OC s , btw this story revolves around the OC and READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Matt, Mello