Hi! I'm Maplestar of Dawnclan, and welcome to my profile! I'm sorry if you're not the kind of person who likes the random things on peoples' profiles, but I hate when there's nothing there. Anyway, here's some info about me:

Name - Madison (Telling my first name won't kill me)

Age - Younger than I'm supposed to be to be on here (younger than 13)

Pets - Eden (cat), Daisy (dog), Pixie (rat), Lily (mouse), Luna (mouse)

Pet Info

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R.I.P. Trixie

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death - 2/24/17

Cause of Death - Old Age

Appearance - White w/ black face & black stripe down back, black eyes

She was a good rat, and I wish I had spent more time with her. She was the first rat I've ever had, and although she didn't seem very fond of me, she loved my mom. She acted like a big sister to Pixie, and though they fought, they still loved each other in the end. She loved to climb, and also loved to eat grapes.

The first time we tried to clean her cage, she escaped. It took us about an hour to finally catch her, and by uncle had to get her from under my dresser with a broom!

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Welcome Luna!

Date of Adoption - 2/24/17

Date of Death - ??/??/??

Cause of Death - ???

Appearance - Black w/ white belly, black eyes

You may be thinking, 'Why would you replace your rat so soon?' but It's not like that. We went to Pet Lovers to get Pixie a friend, but there weren't really any rats I wanted. So instead, we got Lily a friend!

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Pixie

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death - ??/??/??

Cause of Death ???

Appearance - White w/ black ears, black eyes

We thought that Trixie needed a friend, so we got Pixie! She was very friendly, and nestled into my elbow when I held her at the store. We knew she was the right pet for me, so we took her home. She got along surprisingly well with Trixie. Lately, she's been oddly hostile, but my mom and I are trying to re-tame her.

When I got over the fact that Trixie had died, my mom told be that Pixie had stayed by Trixie's side. My mom had to move the spot where she was hiding, but she still stayed for a minute before moving. We hope to get her a new friend soon because she has never been alone.

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Lily

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death -??/??/??

Cause of Death - ???

Appearance - Pale gray, pink eyes

We got Lily quite recently, but she seems quite friendly with humans. When we got Luna, Lily bit her tail and we had to go to the pet store to get that sorted out. Turns out it was just Lily putting Luna in her place! She loves running on her wheel and climbing.

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Eden

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death - ??/??/??

Cause of Death ???

Appearance - White w/ black ears, tail, and 'knees,' hazel green eyes

It sounds terrible, but I honestly don't think Eden will live a lot longer. She's getting old, she spends most of her time outside, and she has Heartworms. But, I still love the stuck-up snob of a cat. I think it' interesting that I've only ever had one cat, yet I label myself a cat person. We've had Eden for a very long time, since I was about 6, so for about 5-6 years (how old am I?). She was fully grown when we got her, which would mean maybe 2-3 years. That means that she is 7-8 years old (most likely). She's a hunter, so she's (obviously) not allowed in my room.

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Daisy

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death - ??/??/??

Cause of Death - ??/??/??

Appearance - floppy ears, light brown w/ white chest & a bit of black on back & tail, brown eyes

Despite being a fully grown dog, I still call Daisy a puppy. She's small enough to be one! She lives with my great-grandma because my grandparents are anti-pet and my cat would kill her if she lived with me (Yes, you read that right. The cat would kill the dog.).

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Snowy MIA

Date of Adoption - ??/??/??

Date of Death - ??/??/??

Cause of death - ??/??/??

Appearance - Albino

Well, I got Pixie that friend... and then lost her. Anyway, while I was in El Salvador for Spring Break (how exciting!) this pesky little thing pried apart the bars of her and Pixie's cage and ran away! My mom and I think she's in the kitchen...

Anyway, she was great while she was there! Pixie acted as her mother, and Snowy was certainly the smartest rat I'd had so far.

Forums I am Part Of

Bunyclan-I am Foxkit of Bunnyclan. Bunnyclan is amazing, just saying. You should check them out.

Foxclan-I am Maplestar of Foxclan. Foxclan is my only (currently) and first forum. Needs members badly.

Soulclan-I am Maplekit of Soulclan. I now spend the majority of my time here.

Quick!Write down the first 20 warrior cats you think of!

1.Firestar

2.Spottedleaf

3.Sandstorm

4.Cloudtail

5.Blossomfall

6.Gray wing

7.Graystripe

8.Bluestar

9.Squirrelflight

10.Tigerstar

11.Bramblestar

12.Jayfeather

13.Hollyleaf

14.Brightheart

15.Clear Sky

16.Fallen Leaves

17.Cherryfall

18.Tallstar

19.Mothwing

20.Blackstar

1)Create a cat with 1's first name and 4's last. Firetail. Seems normal enough.

2)17 becomes a medicine cat. How do you react?

Why Cherryfall? Why not Dovewing?

3)Can you see 8 and 12 fighting over 2? (8-Bluestar 12-Jatfeather 2-Spottedleaf) Umm..most certainly not.

4)What would 8 and 10's kits look like? (8-Blustar 10-Tigerstar) First,wow. Just wow. So,the kits.

Stripekit-brown tabby she-cat with amber eyes

Skykit-Blue-gray tom with blue eyes

5)20 falls in love with 7 but then 7 leaves and falls in love with 18.Then 9 falls in love with 20 and 20 pushes 7 off a cliff because of their anger. then 18 gets extremely angry. 9 slaps 20 and then leaves and falls in love with 18. Then 19 walks over and screams at them. Blackstar falls in love with Graystripe(wtf?) but then Graystripe leaves and falls in love with Tallstar (Why? Just why Graystripe?). Then Squirrelflight falls in love with Blackstar and Blackstar pushes Graystrpe off a cliff because of their anger.Then Tallstar gets extremely angry. Squirrelflight slaps Blackstar then falls in love with Tallstar. (WHY?) Then Mothwing walks over and screams at them. (Thank you for understanding, Mothwing.0

6)Have you ever seen a fanfic about 6? No, but I haven't been on fanfic that long either..

7)Do you ship 1 and 2? *Sigh*yes,yes I do. (And that's SpottedxFire btw)

8)What is your opinion about 16? Fallen Leaves is cool.

9)How would 13 react if they walked in on 16 and 4 kissing? (13-Hollyleaf 16-Fallen Leaves 4-Cloudtail) push Cloudtail out of the way so that she could kiss fallen Leaves.

10)What can you say about (12's first name and 6's last) just from their name? Jaywing is an ancient cat who made the cats move to the mountains.

11)What would (4's first name and 19's last) look like? Cloudwing. White she-cat with blue eyes.

12)Think of the plot for a love story between 4 and 10. Cloudtail joined Thunderclan and fell in love with Tigerstar. He thought he was the most handsome tom he had ever seen, although Tigerstar's hate of kittypets kept getting in the way.

13)5/9 or 5/10?

Gay or be Tigerstar's mate? I really don't know.

14)What would happen if 20 and 3 started going out?Firestar would be very mad and get rid of Blackstar for good.

15)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 goes in search of a friend. Finally 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2.. Firestar and Bluestar are in a happy relationship(of course) until Blossomfall runs off with Squirrelflight.(back to question 13, I guess Blossomfall would be gay.)

16)What might 19 scream at a time of passion? I now believe in Starclan! (idk xD)

17)Would 19 and 3 make a good couple? Mothwing and Sandstorm...hmm...NO!

18)Have you read a fanfic about 18/13? Um..no.

20)What would a prophecy about (17's first 14's last) say?

The cat with a heart of cherry will save the Clan of Thunder.

21)If 16 and 7 got in a fight, who would 6 side with? Gray Wing would side with... Fallen Leaves, probably.

22)Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 15's first and 9's last? Clearflight. That's an interesting name. In other words,no.

23)Would you make fun of a cat with 2's first and 8's last? Spottedstar. nope. Why should I?

24)Write the descripton of a story with a cat named (12's first and 1's last)as the main character. Jaystar must go on a journey to save Flightclan. he doesn't know where he must go, but he knows he cannot stay with his clan.

25)16 has become clan leader!Yay! But..but.. Fallen Leaves isn't a clan cat...

I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Um, I'm neutral)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(1 B!! Just 1!!!!)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Just art)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuck them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Actually...)

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.(...wtf are those?)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(11)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(Not at all)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(I am anti-social, actually)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(I think? Idk, my mom complains about my hair a lot)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled (Before long I'll have to in-bold this. My little half-sisters are six months of now.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(Isn't pretty much everyone on this website?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.X

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Don't know what they are, so I'm assuming I don't)

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (no clue what this means)

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (...)

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(*sigh*)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Not comics)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be Gay. (how exactly does that work in a female's case?)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.(Well my life isn't particularly great right now.)

I'M A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN

IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIMEX

I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist

IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOMX

I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOMX

im a activist so i must be crazyx

im anti cap so i must want to just dump all orcas into the sea and hope for the best

i like anime so i must hate other cartoons

i like anime so i must be a weeaboo(W

ll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats

For the rest of my life.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands"

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

ANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WHAT THE FREAK!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) Copy and Paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), AUehara (Brazil), Alurax (USA), Luigi's Wacky World (USA), DarkDarsi(Australia), Piece Bot (Australia) Lovesbugsalot (USA) mynamemattersnot (USA) ChrystalK114 (USA), Dawnfire05 (USA) ligersrcool (USA), Sapphire Nightfury (Mars) OtakuWhovian1224 (Gallifrey) BEST OC Maker(Brasil) DNACat (Ireland) Maplestar of Dawnclan (USA)

Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay,
And please feel free to be yourself,
As long as it’s in the right way,
Make sure you love your body,
Not too much or we’ll tear you down,
We’ll bully you for smiling,
And then wonder why you frown,
We’ll tell you that you’re worthless,
That you shouldn’t make a sound,
And then cry with all the others,
As you’re buried in the ground,
You can fall in love with anyone,
As long as it’s who we choose,
And we’ll let you have your opinions,
But please shape them to our views,
Welcome to society,
We promise that we won’t deceive,
And one more rule now that you’re here,
There’s no way you can leave.

-Erin Hanson

That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, Child of Chaos626, Robinwing16, Spottedjay, Luna The Saintly Warrior, ligersrcool, Brairdust, ShadowWolf157, A Faded Soul, Maplestar of Dawnclan

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing!

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.

If you're related to anyone important, chances are you'll have superpowers.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a
cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a
compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do
any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than
actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the
girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-
Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-
Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, frostfur72, Silverclaw the Destined, The-Random-
Rose1754, Song Of Hope, Splashpaw, Fallen Snow and Sunstreak, PastaKittyQueen, Maplesong of TreeClan,

Maplestar of Dawnclan,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If
you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your
profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil
Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,
bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen,
hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones,
crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song
Of Hope, Splashpaw, Fallen Snow And Sunstreak, PastaKittyQueen, Maplesong of TreeClan, Maplestar of Dawnclan,

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Littleflower54276408, Splashpaw, Fallen Snow and Sunstreak and Maplespng pf TreeClan, Maplestar of Dawnclan,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FireCloud, mintkit74, warriorcrazy, LeafpoolandCrowfeather4ever, Splashpaw, Fallen Snow and Sunstreak, PastaKittyQueen, Maplesong of TreeClan, Maplestar of Dawnclan,

Here is the longest line of ifs I have ever seen (with a few other things)!

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that Pokemon was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, SHARK FINNING etc.) then copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!

If you're both insane, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.(why does the chicken cross the road?)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't see what the big deal about American football is, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you are the King/Queen of OCs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're on fanfiction.net right now...put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the internet population have a myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, Tiger-Cub684, The One-Winged Author, Daydreamer747, xXRandom-BB-Gun-The-ConfusedXx, magicrazy101, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, PastaKittyQueen, Maplesong of TreeClan, Maplestar of Dawnclan,

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Help PoKéMoN rule the world! Copy this on your profile! A true PoKéMoN fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true PoKéMoN fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that PoKéMoN holds. And you'll love PoKéMoN forever and ever. If you are a true PoKéMoN fan, then copy this onto your profile! I admit I have defend PoKéMoN from my friends before! GO Pokémon!

All the other girls wanted to be ballerinas i just wanted to be a pokemon master. Put this on your page if your a girl and you love PoKéMoN

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This is an Eevee (the best Pokémon ever). Copy/Paste it to your profile so the Eevee can rule the world!

:Earth:

You have close connections with nature

You don't mind getting dirty

You have strong opinions on issues that concern you

You could easily survive in the wild

You care about the environment

You can easily focus on your work without being distracted

You are physically strong

You rarely get depressed

You aren't afraid of anything

You prefer a strict set of rules

7/10. Wow.

:Air:

You have a free spirit

You hate rules

You prefer to be out in the open rather then in a small enclosed space

You hate to be restrained

You are independent and outgoing

You are quite intelligent

You tend to be impatient

You are easily distracted

You can sometimes be hyperactive and annoying

You wish you could fly

6/10. There were two halves.

:Darkness:

You are usually alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime

You like creepy things

You like to play tricks on people

Black is your favorite color

You prefer villains over hero's in movies and TV shows

You don't talk much

You are atheistic

You don't mind watching scary movies

You love breaking rules

7/10. Only? I thought this would be at least 8.

:Light:

You are very polite

You are spiritual

When someone is in trouble you never hesitate to help them

You are afraid of the dark

You hate violence

You hope for world peace

You are generally a happy person

You believe everything you see or here

Everyone loves to be around you

You always follow the rules

3/10. Yeah, I'm not a very good person

Whelp, I'm not Earth, or Dark. I'm Earth and Dark.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. Copy and Paste that if you actually understand it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Wise words to live by

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

The Funniest Warrior Cat Quotes Of All Time!

-"What on earth did you do to please Tigerclaw- Fly?" Firepaw

"You mouse-brain! What are you doing in my territory?" Silverstream

"...Drowning?" Graystripe

"Can't you drown in your territory?!" Silverstream

"Ah, but who would save me there?" Graystripe

-"I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe

"But there aren't any blue squirrels." Fireheart

"Precisely!" Graystripe

-"Honestly! Do you toms do any thing but argue?" Feathertail

"It's what they do best." Tawnypelt

-"Great! Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them!" Jaypaw

-"You're not very sympathetic as a medicine cat." Birchfall

"I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery." Jaypaw

-"When Mousefur sounds nice and sweet, I'll really start worrying!" Jayfeather

-"Great! One medicine cat who can't see, and one who can't walk. ThunderClan will be invincible!" Jayfeather

-"I've got my warrior name too!" Crookedjaw

Crookedjaw?" Bluestar

"How'd you guess?"

"Because your tail is still straight."

-"Welcome to our camp! Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." Blackstar

"Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" Lionblaze, under his breath