Adrien and Marinette discover each other's secrets. You might be surprised how many different ways this could happen. A series of short, standalone reveal fics. *Now includes reveals between other characters as well!

Ladybug has become a muse to Nathaniel. Wanting inspiration for his latest collaboration with Marc, he sets out to study Ladybug during an akuma attack. What he didn't expect was to secretly discover the heroine's identity, or run into Adrien and blurt out what he witnessed to the model. (One shot)

Adrien notices that Marinette always vanishes during Akuma attacks but she always knows what happens, and she has a bag that is perfect for a Kwami…could Marinette be HAWK MOTH! Adrien is determined to save Marinette from her own evil-doing by SEDUCING her to the light side. Meanwhile Gabriel suffers a mental breakdown.

All it takes is the span of a single moment for everything to change for Marinette. Her late reaction to an oncoming disaster is saved only by the reveal of Chat Noir nearby... transforming as he leapt into action to save her. Now she knows and he knows that she knows. The real challenge is how to approach it. Reveal one shot and a little of each corner of the love square.

In which, Plagg takes it upon himself to be Adrien's wingman and his plan backfires miserably.

"You're messing with an impatient woman." She grinned wildly as he purred, his hands gripping her hips and relished in the delicate feeling. He smacked her ass with an erotic force, gripping the creamy skin of her behind as he dipped his tongue into her honey center. "...Greedy dragon..."

Marinette had just about everything she wanted in life: amazing parents, two great friends, and the creative mind to bring her designs to life. The only problem? Adrien's not around anymore. However, she may find that he's closer than she thinks when she meets a humanoid cat beast in a castle deep within the forest. (Beauty and the Beast AU)

"If I didn't know any better…" he suddenly rumbled, leaning forward to graze his lips across her cheek. "…I'd say you liked being chased, Kagome." It's playtime; let the games begin.

Chat saves Marinette from an akuma and then she returns the favour in the form of saving him from the public's wrath. They form a sweet friendship from it which becomes less platonic every day. Began as separate prompts from MariChat May 2018 which became connected over time.

Hawkmoth's latest villain strikes at creative minds - and, by chance, at Marinette. Tikki is out cold and sealed away, and in need of Master Fu's healing. When Fu lets Chat Noir choose a temporary Miraculous recipient, his choice is obvious; Marinette Dupain-Cheng. His choice of Miraculous is... less obvious. Does Chat know what he's unleashed? Now complete; thank you for reading.

Jagged Stone is in love! And he needs help! And Marinette Dupain-Cheng is the only person that can help him! And, of course, Chat Noir totally gets the wrong end of the stick. Spoilers for 2x16

Chat Noir notices that Marinette is feeling lonely in the summer. He sets out to lift her spirits with visits, some little surprises, and helping her make her Mystery Guy jealous. Her friends will be... surprised. Her parents are mostly amused. Her alter ego is soul-searching. And her Mystery Guy is... unprepared. Part 14, our epilogue, is up! Thank you SO MUCH for reading.

Post-Troublemaker. Everyone has seen the pictures, including Adrien. Now, he know about Marinette's crush on him, which means he has to reject her since he doesn't feel the same way. Or maybe he does?

Inuyasha and Kagome are in a race against time as they rush to save their friends from an uncertain fate. While being pursued through a dark forest and fighting to stay alive, at times it seems hopeless, but together, they can overcome.

When another love-themed Akuma strikes, Chat Noir rescues Marinette in the nick of time...only to be hit by a love spell that makes him obsessed with Marinette. Can Marinette purify the Akuma with Chat Noir AND Adrien shadowing her every move?

Kagome receives some unwanted male attention while staying at a village and it leaves her feeling uneasy. Inuyasha is having none of that.

Marinette hates blind dates, but reluctantly agrees to one set up by Alya to make her feel better. However, this guy Nathanael might prove to be a better date than she thought... (Not what you think. ONESHOT ONLY)

When Chat Noir is hit by an Akuma that makes him dream of his heart desire, Adrien has his eyes opened to what he really wants. But there is no way that Marinette could possibly be Ladybug...right?

All Lucy wanted was to go to the concert with someone. Her friends were busy, so she had to look outside of her inner circle. She wasn't too picky, as long as they agreed to accompany her to the event and weren't creepy. When she found the guy she wanted to go with, she quickly realized she might have been in over her head with this one. Modern AU.

Kagome surprises the Weapon's Tech professor with a late night visit after classes are over and after a particularly intriguing discussion of sorts involving the malleability of swords, Inuyasha demonstrates that hard wood can be far greater than any steel or metal.

For more than two decades Princess Lucy has been trapped in a tower with her guardian, best friend and lover, Natsu the Fire Dragon and while her life has been filled with love, she can't help longing for the outside world. Will Natsu and Lucy be able to overcome this issue, or will it tear the dragon and his princess apart? NALU one-shot smut

Love Square. Sequel to Dare Night v2:0. Marinette and Adrien are finally going to go on their first, real date. But, their plans are put on hold. A certain Bourgeois is back, and she's been akumatized, causing more dares and more secrets to be kept. What will Adrien and Marinette do to hide their deepest, darkest secret - their superhero identities?

Alya gives Marinette a set of adult love dice that are guaranteed to give who plays them a fun time. Later that night, Chat Noir suggests to Marinette that they play a game with them to see if they work.

Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.

Ladybug and Chat Noir end up in the same alleyway as they de-transform which would be totally fine...if it wasn't for the fact that both Marinette and Adrien had been in the shower mere moments before the Akuma attack.

"How unfair it is that Christmas gets a love song like that while Valentine's Day, the holiday for giving your true love gifts, have no songs at all. I'm thinking of Fourteen Days of Valentine." Chat Noir begins to woo Ladybug, promising a gift every day leading up to Valentine's Day...but they don't see each other every day, right?

(Accidental Reveal) Winter is upon Paris, and the unofficial annual Snowball fight of Marinette's class sets in motion the events that ensure that before the night is out, her partner will know who she is. How will Adrien handle that knowledge, and will there be a triumph in their near future? Fluffy Adrinette and some MariChat.

Sequel to Princess Day. It's now the boys turn for a holiday dedicated to them and while the likes of Kim and Nathaniel are out for revenge, Chat Noir only wants a day filled with Marinette's company and cooking.

After a painful breakup, Inuyasha wants to make Kikyou think that he's fully moved on. Wanting to do anything to help, his best friend Kagome is willing to pretend to be his new girlfriend. There's just one problem. She's really in love with him.

One week before Christmas Lucy realizes she has a problem. In her frustration, she may or may not have told her entire extended family she was bringing a date to Christmas. She lied. Cana's solution? A Craigslist Ad posted by one Natsu Dragneel. Too much whiskey, crazy family members, and a multitude of awkward situations only serve as obstacles. There will be casualties.

Marinette wanted to tie Manon up after she ran away during an akuma attack. Adrien just wanted to give her a hug for helping him realise the identity of his Lady. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.

When Ladybug asks Chat Noir to help her deliver her Christmas presents, he is surprised to learn that all of Ladybug's friends are HIS friends too. There is only one conclusion to make from this especially when they don't deliver a present to a certain Princess that lives in a bakery...

When Chat Noir gave up on his feelings for Ladybug, he wasn't expecting to fall for Marinette. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.

Adrien could've never known how it would affect him to see Marinette with Chat Noir's mark on herself. Written for the ML Secret Santa exchange.

Neither Ladybug nor Chat Noir thought an anime and a bet was going to lead to an identity reveal. Maybe that's why it did.

They had been thrown in with the boys for P.E and Alya was barely keeping her standing as she hyperventilated her way though a panic attack. They were going to be in Adrien's class. A whole double-period of P.E. In her shorts and t-shirt. While he was running around looking adorable- Oh God she couldn't do this. (Reveal) yunyin. tumblr. /post/154566401118 did art for this!

The freedom of True Love is not always just a happy way to end a fairy tale. Sometimes, it may be the solution you never thought possible. Princess!Lucy and Dragon!Natsu AU. Nalu Lovefest Day 2: Bite

When the Mayor of Paris announces a new holiday called Princess Day, which everyone knows is just an excuse to spoil Chloe some more, there is no one Chat Noir would rather spend it with than his very own princess.

"Are you interested in a once in a lifetime experience that's to *die* for?" Kagome read with some dramatic flair that had Souta laughing. "If you think you have what it takes to survive what goes bump in the night then come for a stay at Onigumo House," said the ad her brother had found on the Internet. She should have realized it was too good to be true.

They hadn't spoken much during the Halloween party but being trapped in an elevator overnight more than made up for it. Halloween One-Shot. NaLu smut. Urban Fantasy AU. EDITED 06/03/2017

When Alya announces there will be kissing games at her party, Marinette freaks out. After all she's never really kissed someone before. But then when she's reminded that practice makes perfect...who else is better to practice with other than her partner Chat Noir?

Day 1 - Intimacy, Day 2 - Bite, Day 3 - Moans, Day 4 - Fingers, Day 5 & 6 - Toys and Masturbation.

Grumpy and bent on retaliation, Kagome forwards Inuyasha a spam email offering to enlarge a certain part of his anatomy. He takes it as a personal challenge and decides to prove her very, very wrong. (AU) (Contains mature, explicit content.)

Lucy felt closest to Natsu when he was being his normal dork self. She especially loved it when she saw sides to his playful personality privy to her eyes only. NaLu One-shot Smut. Entry for Nalu Love Fest.

If the Christmas party taught Lucy anything, playing games with a particularly sadistic Erza was bad for the nerves. NaLu OneShot. Light smut.

Natsu just wanted a nice quiet place to read his book. He wasn't expecting for a cute blonde jogger to captivate him so thoroughly. What will he do about this growing attraction? Read and find out what happens in this new one-shot from Arisa and I!

It's okay to ask Chat for dating advice about Adrien, right? Even though she knows Chat is Adrien, but Chat doesn't know she knows he's Adrien? Maybe she should have thought this through before opening her mouth.

As the school year progresses Adrien discovers that Marinette makes everyone a birthday present...everyone but him. Why was he being left out?

Sequel to A Present From Marinette. Marinette's birthday is coming up and Adrien is freaking out on what to get her. Meanwhile the rest of the class, barring Chloe, are working on the whole serving Adrien up on a silver platter

-he just might come back for more. Marinette has liked Adrien for years and has been trying to get his attention. Who knew all it would take would be a cupcake? AU with Adrienette, scheming Tom and Sabine, and some jealous Adrien.

In which Plagg is insistent on calling Marinette Dupain-Cheng Adrien's girlfriend...and Adrien is just in denial.

Marinette knows she should keep things strictly professional between herself and Chat Noir, but the more often he comes over, the harder it gets. (31 drabbles in which Marinette and Chat Noir goof off and fall in love.)

Volpina had Marinette. She had Marinette and she was dangling her from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

It takes one injury for Marinette to have a revelation. What is she supposed to do when the boy she trusts with her life is the same boy she can't even form a coherent sentence around?

He probably shouldn't be here. He really shouldn't be doing...this. And he definitely shouldn't be doing this, here

Marinette is #thirsty Happy Marichat May

Sequel to Christmas Cab! Just a shameless bit of WAFFy and (edited for this site) smutty goodness. Come take one more look at our favorite couple as their relationship advances, giving them the happy ending everyone was hoping for.

AU OS Kagome's friends wanted to set her up in a double date. Miroku and Sango believed strongly that oposites attract. For Kagome a kind and soft spoken man, and for Kikyou a man who spoke his mind and showed every emotion. They thought Hojo and Inuyasha were perfect for their friends...and they were right and wrong at the same time. Rated M because of Inuyasha's potty mouth.

Lucy and Natsu have a friends with benefits arrangement, but as Lucy finds out of night when she's one a date with another guy, benefits are usually relative to the situation. NALU smut.

When Marinette and Adrien are partnered up for an English project, Tikki and Plagg find each other and discover the identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir. After discovering the crushes their masters have on each other, they make a plan to get them together. What could possibly go wrong?

It starts of when Marinette kisses Adrien on a dare and runs off but it really spirals out of control when Chat Noir takes revenge with his own kiss and dash. Do all people kiss the same way? Adrienette/Marichat/Ladynoir/Ladrien.

When Lucy was young, she'd been told that knights were good and dragons were bad. But now that she's older, she thinks that knights are loud, annoying and disrupt perfectly good cuddle time and dragons are warm, friendly, perfect for cuddle time, and deserving of 'rewarding'. NALU SMUT.

What do a meeting, an argument and a song all have in common? They all help a certain Chat Noir realise that his Lady might be closer than he thinks. Reveal fic.

"The wolf is carnivore incarnate and he's as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do." - A. C. [Nalu. Little Red Riding Hood AU. Oneshot.]

After an unfortunate akuma attack, Marinette is left with a broken arm. Thank goodness for her, Adrien has offered to help her during school and Chat Noir has promised to check up on her every night. Quickly, our heroes find themselves in a strange love square where they are being pulled in many different directions. (Mix of Adrienette and Marichat)

Out of all the scenarios she played out in her head, the few where she and Chat magically hooked up for some unknown reason, she never imagined being blindfolded. Rated M for smut.

Even Ladybug's luck runs out every once in while. This time, it just happens to be during P.E. while an Akuma runs rampant and Tikki is locked away.

She knows that her hormones will be the end of her, sooner or later. And with the way Chat is looking at her now, she knows it will be sooner. Rated M for a lot of smut. Continued in "Not So Secret"

There were two ways this could end: 1) they'd be better friends than ever or 2) she'd never be able to look at him again. He was willing to bet it was the latter. AKA the one where they're shoved in a closet and things get hard between them. Reveal fic, x-posted to AO3.

When Mira stumbles upon Lucy's secret talent, she offers her the chance of the lifetime; becoming Fairy Tail's love astrologist. To find her friends' happiness, Lucy takes the job. But can she teach these scarred dogs new tricks? Can Lucy handle her past and present crashing into each other? And will she be able to find her own happy ending? NaLu, GaLe, Gruvia, Jerza, and more!

Kagome's night was looking long and boring, nobody needing her taxi services on Christmas Eve. Still, it was better than being home alone. Inuyasha's night was going fine until an enemy attacked from the shadows. Now badly injured, how was he supposed to get home when he lived across town? Oh thank the kami, was this taxi actually stopping for him? - Modern AU. Rated for language.

First instalment in Tendencies. It was meant to be only once but Marinette and her magic hands keep drawing him back. He can't get enough. Complete.

Sometimes the person you're looking for has been right in front of you the whole time. Like. Literally. Five years you two idiots wasted. Part One of the Out of the Bag Series. (Marichat; Adrinette. Cross-posted to AO3.)

The Straw-hat Pirates are currently resting at a resort. What will happen to Luffy if Nami get into the summer mood and start being sexually aggressive with him? WARNING Lemons!

Adrien looked over at the shy girl as she laughed and joked through their classes. Why wasn't she like that with him? Had he done something wrong, did he make her uncomfortable? Did he intimidate her? He wanted to hear her jokes too, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he was determined to fix it. He would get to know Marinette better, maybe then she would be at ease.

Nalulovefest 2015- Prompt 4: Fired up. Natsu would rather burn through tradition than take on a mate, but what's he to do when the girl he's been waiting for was the right one all along? Dragon AU. M for MATURE.

Inuyasha is injured. Kagome tends to his wounds as always, only this time things heat up. (one shot)

Nalu Love Fest: He moved as if one with the very fire he created- and she craved that. She just didn't know that he craved it too. Prompt: Heat

Koga challenges Inuyasha to prove once and for all who is worthy to be Kagome's mate. Lemon.

My first NaLu smut, dedicated to one of my Besties, Nicole4211. -Natsu has been in love with Lucy for quite a while, and finally, he's decided it's time to tell her. He's got it all worked out, a mission picked, Happy tended to. He just needs Lucy, but when he goes to invite her along, things go in a very different way than he'd planned.

Kagome moves into her very first house and decides to introduce herself to her new neighbor with the scrumptious gift of Oreos. She had no idea she'd be leaving as a new dog owner.

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!

There were no secrets in their relationship, except for that one little thing she called her job. What's the obvious solution? Why, disguise himself and tail her of course! Nalu. Lemon.

Natsu proves to be quite the unexpected source of help when Lucy has writer's block. [NaLu] [now a two-shot!]

While fighting in the guild one afternoon, Natsu unconsciously blurts out his secret attraction for the blonde Celestial mage. But what's this—? Gray is also revealed to have a covert crush on Lucy! Mirajane is thrown in loop with a trick up her sleeve. What will be the outcome of this battle for Lucy's love? Natsu x Lucy x Gray.

While Natsu and Happy wait for their favourite blonde to return, they stumble upon a folder marked, "The Hot List," written, ranked and rated by the one and only, Lucy Heartfilia. After discovering what her opinion was on the immature Fire Dragon Slayer, Natsu is determined to set a few things straight. Smut.

Kagome has been talking to her online best friend Inu for nearly two years and feels like she's known him for much longer. When her friends convince her to go out with them one night, Kagome ends up in an unfortunate situation and pleads for the help of the one person whom she trusts the most above all others.

Quite by accident, Kagome discovers an entirely new use for the binding spell. Inuyasha isn't really complaining...

Instead of just Kagome losing her memories, or just Inuyasha, what would happen if they BOTH lost their memories, together, while traveling just the two of them? Could they fight off youkai? Make it back to Kaede's? Resist each other? Whoops, awkward...

When Lucy wakes up one morning and finds strange marks on her neck, what will she do? Who will she turn too? (prequel to "Piercings" hinted Elfman/Evergreen, Gajeel/Levy and more Lucy/Natsu smut then you can shake a stick at. don't read if you don't like steamy lemons!)

Oneshot. Inuyasha's never been much for village festivals, but this "night-crawling" celebration turns out to have a few strange surprises in store...

"Because, Lucy Heartfillia, I want you." He leaned forward to place a kiss on the corner of her mouth and made her lips part in anticipation. "I want all of you. And by the end of the night," he whispered, placing a series of kisses along her cheeks and eyelids, making said eyes flutter closed. "I plan on know every single part of you." Warning: rated M for a reason!

AU. He proved to her just how strong his instinct to claim her was the moment he slamed her up against the wall and demanded her total submission. Of her body. Her mind. Her heart. Her soul. Inu/Kag Lemon!

All her training screamed at her not to trust the beautiful eyes that slid past her hiding place. Especially powerful demons were adept at hiding their true forms with a dazzling exterior. Is Inuyasha one of those demons? Inu/Kag ONE-SHOT. Violence, Smut.

After a battle with a dark mage, Natsu is forced into heat. How will the rest cope up with a dragon slayer who wants nothing to do but claim his mate? -NaLu all the way-

Kagome was called to the principal's office for something unknown. What she didn't expect was for her to be screaming.

Modern AU one-shot: Dreading marrying a man she's never met, Kagome sneaks out for one last night of fun, where she meets a man doing the same thing, ruing his own unwanted engagement. It's too bad they're both unavailable; his dog-ears sure are cute.

Mistaken identity has a priest giving Kagome a tea that temporarily makes her incapable of lying. Assured that the inu-tachi are not who he thought they were, they're free to go. But how long before the tea wears off? And just what will Kagome admit?

Inuyasha has been Kagome's workout partner/trainer for nearly a year and has yet to make a move and the tension between them is unbearable. Should he make a move or just keep his feelings to himself and help her with her doggy-style...er...downward dog?

Feudal AU: Inuyasha's life as a hanyou was not as bad as it could have been, with his one true friend Miroku, though he wished the houshi wasn't quite so perverted. What happens when the monk talks him into visiting a 'teahouse' of ill repute? Inu/Kag

What happens when Kouga kidnaps Kagome after Inuyasha transforms into a full youkai? Will Inuyasha be able to save her this time? Not for Kouga lovers. Warning: Attempted rape. Reedited on 8/5/11.

Lucy returns from a job and was disturb by Natsu and Gray who told her they must do something in order to win a bet. Lemon.Explicit.Warning.

Inuyasha and Kagome take the same elevator to the same floor every day. They never talk. One day the elevator breaks down. And then chaos ensues. There is fighting, then screaming, then kissing. And then...well no one takes the elevator after that. InuKag

Kagome is a waitress who always looks after Inuyasha's table. Inuyasha is a player with a new girl every week. He likes the restaurant and the service Kagome gives. Secretly? He doesn't really come for the dessert, unless you think of it that way. InuKag

It's a day like any other when an unexpected and unwanted action by Kouga suddenly forces Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship to a whole new level. But is this new level of closeness truly unwanted? Maybe they should give Kouga their thanks.

When Inuyasha 'accidentally' reads Kagome's diary, her deepest secret gets revealed. Well, it's not so much a secret at all, actually, when everybody already knew but Inuyasha himself. But now that he does know, how will he take the news?

When Kikyou's spell goes wrong, leaving Inuyasha with the basic instincts of his Inu half, Kagome learns the true nature of his feelings. When the spell wears off, he's left with the memory of all that has happened, and Kagome's feelings as well…

What would have happened fifty years before if Kagome had been in Kikyou's place? Would she have fallen to the same betrayal as Kikyou did? Miroku decides to take a hand in helping Inuyasha figure that out. 1st B. Feudal Fairytale & 1st B. Fable@D.Awards

Natsu pays Lucy a visit in the middle of the night to satisfy an urge he's been holding for quite some time. One-shot. Shameless smut.

Three teenagers go camping, but what does the ever-brazen boyfriend of Kagome's best friend have in mind? Lemony oneshot.

Naraku has a new plan to deal with Inuyasha and Kagome. It involves his new incarnation and transforming Inuyasha into his full youkai form. Will they be able to avoid his deadly trap? What will happen to Kagome and Inuyasha? Revised 4/1/10

Inuyasha sees something that he was probably never meant to, and discovers that Kagome is not as innocent as he was led to believe. Lemon

Natsu finally figures out why Lucy won't let him read her stories. Lemony content, ahoy!

Kagome is bitten by a poisonous snake and it's up to Inuyasha to suck the venom away.

A series of InuKag lemons where these two are housemates. They basically have some "quality time" in every room in the house as their relationship moves from FWB to something more. Rated M for language and lemon

Mirror, Mirror, whose the woman that Inuyasha wants instead of me?” Princess Kagome is about to find out not everything is as it appears, the dead don't stay that way, and maybe happy ever afters's do exist. Based on Snow White...sort of. FINISHED!

Kagome's breath hitched in her throat when his intense amber eyes began to trail down her body and she willed her racing heart to calm. And then they finally stopped right smackdab on the spot where it blazoned across her flesh. She paled. 'Oh...no.' IK

A willing hanyou, a girl and a convenient cave. Why's Kagome hesitating? Rated for Mature content.

[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.

Kagome and Inuyasha head out alone to find a rumored jewel shard possessed by a demon and end up in quite a compromising position. Oneshot. LimeLemon warning.

AU--(Completed!)Kagome is THE one to go to for advice on love, except that she has virtually no love life of her own--until a drunken blind date lands her married to a sexy doctor named Inuyasha and in a mess of trouble

[AU Oneshot] He'd never seen her face. He'd never heard her voice. In almost every conventional way she was a stranger to him. And yet in one instant Inuyasha knew his heart would recognize her anywhere.

[ONESHOT]Kagome is one of the top paparazzi in Hollywood, she just got a great pic of Inuyasha breaking up with his girlfriend Kikyou. What will she do when the actor Inuyasha catches her alone afterward?

[IYFG Winner Best Oneshot] Inuyasha began to feel the cruel stab of jealousy. How was he supposed to compete with a copy of himself? A better copy? Someone without all of his flaws? “Kagome…please don’t leave me…”

One shot. In a battle with Koga, to defend Kagome's honour, Tetsusaiga is knocked out of Inuyasha's hands. It's up to Kagome to prove to Inuyasha that she bares no threat. Lemon.

InuYasha decides to have a little fun with Kagome when her voice gives out. After all, now that she can't sit him, what's the worst she could do. . . ? [InuxKag clichefunfluff! XD Oneshot. Rated for language.]

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side

Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?