This fic is a bit experimental. It's a series of unrelated oneshots set in the Harry Potter universe featuring strictly ideas that reviewers give me. Chapter Seven: Hermione Granger Severus Snape, a short one-shot featuring non-grapic adultery.

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

SUMMARY: SS/HG, Dr/GW, RW/BZ in this story Blaise is a GIRL tangled in a web of lust & loathe, romance is bittersweet - love & could there ever be trust? COMPLETED/EDITED/EPILOGUE ADDED – A/U

I love time turner fics, but they never end how I want them to. So I had a go at writing my own. Hermione tries to help Harry find a Horcrux by going back in time. If everything happens for a reason then that means she was meant to go back, right? HGSS

Severus Snape has a strange dream and Minerva has a secret. Hermione and Severus get the opportunity to get to know each other in a way neither of them would have expected.

One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?

The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.

COMPLETE. In yet another potions mishap with Neville, Severus and Hermione find themselves in each other's body. But Hermione's involved with an unexpected person, and . . . horror and hilarity ensues!

Magic has unexpected consequences. Ancient magic draws an unwilling Hermione Granger and Severus Snape together, forging them into a potent instrument to end the war. And neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort wastes any time exploiting it. Part 1 of a 2-part story.

Its the annual staff Christmas party! Severus brings his jellyfish wife and Hermione gets serenaded.

The Fates have given James the chance he has always wanted...To got back to Earth and see his son... Now hes back from the Dead but everything has changed so much...Can he help Harry before its too late?

Hermione falls ill in her sixth year. Will she be able to survive Snape's help? Will she be able to resist him? HGSS. [complete]

Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.

Sequel to Illusions Are Forever. The party continues but evil is still lurking in the shadows. Lucius/Hermione

HGSS. ON HIATUS.

During her 7th year, Hermione had an illicit affair with Snape. Eleven years later, they find they still have unresolved issues...

Hermione is having a returning dream, and wants to figure out who it is she's dreaming about. The only problem is, it could be two men... HGSS, HGSB. RR, please...! Now Complete!

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

After the war, Hermione recalls she and Draco's relationship they had before she killed him. She walked the halls of her favorite school, Hogwarts. She meets up with the last person she wanted to see, Lucius Malfoy. Oneshot! Read & Reiew please!

Severus Snape as you have never seen him before! Warning:- Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.

A continuation of 'Just Another Motion' Read up dearies.

The third true prophecy of Sybill Trelawney and the worst day of Severus Snape's life...

A SSHG POV ping pong. It started with a detention and ended with...Well, I suppose you'll see.

Er...I wrote this at about 4am, I think it defies summary, but I'll try. The characters are reading fic...randomness and odd pairings ensue...

Absolutely r-rated. Sort of a sequel to Harry Potter and the Big Night In. The Slut Queen and the Virgin King ride again. HG/SS, Ron/Padme, just about everyone. Zonko's are selling some strange items these days. Please r&r.

HG/SS, and just about everyone else. Magical condoms, and general insanity. Only story in joint collaboration between The Slut Queen and The Virgin King. There's no telling what silliness we can descend to. Please R&R.

Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE

If you only have a minute to read a H/S fic that touches all the familiar bases, this is the one. Rating is for use of the F word, though no real smut is depicted darn!