Hello Dave, lets play a game...
If you choose the blue pill, you will wake up in your bed as if nothing has happened.
But if you take the red pill, then you'll stay here and I will show you how far the rabbit hole goes.
Were we go from here, is a choice I leave to you.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...

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Searching Profile: EvilBro
Uploading Neural Interface...
Warning, Malfunction Detected. Visual Communication Disabled, Switching To Audio.

Welcome weary traveller. If you are reading this profile, then you have attempted to enter the mind of the EvilBro. It is a noble pursuit, futile, but quite necessary as I am new to this. I will eventually begin to write stories, as many have done before me, and it may take a while before I get any posted. Just remember, "Were like 7-Eleven. Were not always doing business, but were always open." "Mmmm, that was nicely put." "Thank you." As such I would like to hear your comments on any of the stories I post. I will look forward to our intera... int... actio...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Profile EvilBro Lost.
System Powering Down.
Goodbye.