A collection of lemon one-shots with my OC, there will be straight and yuri. Read the first chapter for info on the OC.

Harry's life is hard, but when he suffers another loss, he is pushed to the edge and intends to be killed at Voldemort's hand to end everything he hates in the world. But something unexpected happens. Harry-Voldemort Slash (Recently rewritten)

Harry and Malfoy have always been enemies but Draco has taken it too far and cursed Harry. While being laid up in the hospital wing what can our snarky Potion Master do to make things worse, or better for the both of them? Would be MA if I could make it that, so you have been warned. Graphic lemons slight Albus bashing, mostly pwp except for later chapters. SSHP (ABANDONED)

Gaara thought he didn't need anyone in his life, until his long lost best friend, Naruto appears again bringing with him Gaara's lost sunshine. Yaoi Gaara/Naruto.

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)

After months spent in mission, a newly-joined ANBU Iruka returned only to find his EX-lover turned to be ... the NEW HOKAGE? KakaIru AU CHapter 33 is UP! Anbu!Iruka. Yaoi. MPreg-Gender bender Kind of?

Until Feb 2013! I have challenged myself to write as many Akatsuki yaoi shorts as possible within my anual Valentine weekends. There are quite a few pairings. Mature for language and smut in later entries. Review please?

After Quinn and Rashel leave the island they are being chased by Hunter Redfern. Quinn realizes there's nothing else to do but seek help from his two cousins, Ash and James. Ash/Mary-Lynette, Quinn/Rashel, James/Poppy.

Phil wasn't normal, and he never would be. He knew this and so did everyone else. But these feelings towards his sister... those shouldn't be there, right? Warning: Twincest!

Harry gets sorted into Slytherin and things start to change. The golden trio are slip up, harry starts to show his true Slytherin roots and new romances start to bloom. DISCONTINUED! revised version- It's Not Easy Being Slytherin

Lola Earth isnt your ordinary werewolf infact she never inherited the gene from her parents and so she is human, oweing her life to Hunter Redfern she is then commanded to marry Erik his nephew but Erik is hiding a dark secret and will change Lolas life..

Edward and Alice have a very dirty little secret - will they be able to keep it a secret? What about if Bella found out? What if she found out in one of the worst ways possible? Would Jasper be there to comfort her? Rating for strong language and lemons

When L becomes ill, who's willing to help him? Rating may change. What's the cause of his illness? Read to find out. Mentions of Mpreg. UPDATED

After a long time some silver headed man thinks about his green eyed roommate way too much! The chain of events arent making it easy...both using excuse after excuse to cover up--I DONT OWN....Reviews are Loved

Read and find out I'm sure you will like it.

A year after the Cullens moved to Forks, Bella Swan, a vegetarian vampire, moves into the area. With gifts beyond imagination, she terrifies and entrances Jasper-who struggles bitterly with his own self-control. When he loses control, she takes it...

Confined to a small and uncomfortable cot in the middle of an ally battle camp, Kakashi becomes a little restless. What better way to shake his restlessness than with a hot little medic named Iruka.

When you have to leave someone you love when you turn eighteen it can be awful. When you get to meet that person again when he turns eighteen it can be great. Is being seventeen good or bad? UCHIHACEST! DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

A Broken girl finds her not-so-dead father and falls in love along the way. A Bam Margera and ville Valo fic

As one of the least popular kids in school, Envy is used to finding stupid pranks in his locker. But he really wasn't expecting the roses. So, this leads to a new dilemma: to trust or not to trust. EdxEnvy, AU Happy Valentine's Day!

It had been six months and Mary-Lynnette hasn't heard a thing from Ash. With her Prom and graduation coming up she finds herself being sent a dress from an unknown sender. Now she has no reason not to go. Rated M for later chapters.

Keller and Rashel have been adopted by the Matthews family and forced to got to school. Rashel falls for Quinn, and he loves her back. But there's just one problem. Megan - Quinn's girlfriend. She will stop at nothing to keep Quinn to herself. 1st FF

this is mainy kakuhidan but there is sasodei and kisita my spelling sucks basicly kakuzu sasori and kisame are unpoluer at school and they have a crush on hidan deidara and itachi who are poupler story is better than summary lol plz read and review

Mello's life sucks - Uncool at school and unwanted at home. He is a freak and he is alone. But when Matt enters his life, he might have found something to live for. MattxMello with some LxLight. Sorry for OCs. M - Swears, Cutting, Abuse, Rape, etc.

"I'm a sissy? This from the idiot that won't drink milk because it comes from cows." Ed and Roy eat out, and Ed finds joy in something unpleasant. Warning for a horrible 700 word punchline, and rated M for tasteless humor and mentions of smexings.

What happens when Jasper and Emmett decide to help take care of Bella's sexual frustration, since Edward won't.

Mrs. Weasley is fed up with the twins and makes a list of things they can't do. AU Rated M for language and slash. 2nd fanfic. Read and review! Please!

SEQUEL TO '19th Nervous Breakdown' HydexEric, implied couples later. Hyde and Eric finally get together and a couples months go by. Hyde's birthday is coming up and Eric wants to do something to surprise him. Turns out Eric's the one to get surprised.

Light has a plan to use all sixty-four of those cameras. What will L think? Yaoi, masturbation, SoloM, implied sexual relations, dirty talk, strong language, slutty Light. LightxL.

Hunter Redfern has captured Mary-Lynette. Will he harm her or is she special to him? Will Ash save her? You'll find out... :

On more than one occasion, he enjoyed the sweet taste of the chocolate chips melting on his tongue, but more often than none, it was as if Mello could smell the bitter morsels a mile away and would always come running, a glass of milk in hand.

Sasuke's finally returned to Konoha and Naruto's finding himself with feelings he never knew he could have for the raven haired boy. but Naruto's got some new problems of his own. Naruto's slowing loosing his handle on life Yaoi

This is what happens when Matt decides to play online golf instead of buying groceries. I do not own anything besides the plot! MelloXMatt Hard Yaoi. Don't like? Don't Read! Edited by my Nee-chan LURVEuALL. One Shot.

Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.

Contains LxBB. Written by Mattx13 and xXxJUST BIRTHDAYxXx. Sometimes, the oddest things will draw you to someone. Like candy. Candy from a killer.

Ed is being abused by Roy as motivation to get his work done. He's sitting on a roof when someone finds him, and instead of killing him, he comforts him. But when Ed returns to his senses and Envy to his hyper bloodlust, will they be ready to trust? YAOI

A birthday fic--it's early, yes--for Matty. Kind of a sequel to "Mello's Birthday Surprise".

One Shot- Mello's bored but Matt's not and that's a problem, Mello wants matt to fix this problem but how will Matt accomplish keeping Mello from being bored? Perhaps with a little game... Matt/Mello Lemon

Oneshot Naruto/Itachi slash pairing. What happens when Naruto getts his heart broken?... Slash warning, not for minors.

Kakashi catches his prey, and reaps the rewards. KakaIru, Smut, Lemon ;

Itachi and Sasuke are forced to stand pressed against eachother on a packed train...things start happening! I suck at summaries! YAOI ItaSasu smut. Oneshot. Incest. .

With the full moon falling on Christmas Day, Remus plans to spend the holidays alone at Hogwarts and practise his abysmal potions work, while absolutely not contemplating his attraction to Sirius. Fortunately, nothing ever goes as planned. Remus/Sirius

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie Brendon finally manages to persuade a stubborn Ryan into at last calling him by his first name

Gabe Saporta/William Beckett William is stuck working at the student store with Gabe, and they develop an unlikely connection.

ONE SHOT - Fred and George in a shower... summary sucks FWXGW TWINCEST

Mello and Matt's boredom quickly turns into a very interesting game. Rated for Mello's mouth and Matt's libido. One shot

Christmas themed Matt and Mello centric one shots and drabbles. Possible to include: Yaoi, sexual themes, stupidity, drug/drinking references, adult language, crummy humour, WAFFiness, and cliches. Enjoy!

Matt's parents just died and he gets sent to Wammy's. Story is way better than summary. MXM Contains: drug use, cutting, sex, and heartbreak.

Mello's birthday brings Matt to the age-old question of what to get for the man who already has everything. Just a fun, dirty little one-shot for Mello's birthday. EDIT: Now with a second chapter and a higher rating because people asked for it.

Oh God. I'm so sorry...I'm such an utterly detestable child of yours...

Matt's being more annoying than usual, but it's only so he can get something he wants. As it turns out, he makes Mello realize he wants the same thing. Matt/Mello, two-shot.

It's Mello's birthday, and Matt has a "special", sweet way -literally- of celebrating with him. Rated M for...well, you'll see.

Quinn and Rashel have a little fun. Nothing serious, just some fun and fluff. Oneshot.

Pete Wentz. Imagine living next door to him, being a fifteen year old girl? Life would be amazing, right? Wrong. Life's...crazy, hectic, romantic and changing...You don't know what's gonna happen next!

Remus doesn't understand what the sauce is for or why on earth Sirius had it running down his chest.

And the love that makes those scars invisible.

Remus is having odd dreams about his best friend. RL/SB

Language. / High school with the Death Note Kids without the death part. Drama, romance, awkward situations, and sexuality mishaps! Original Characters

Remus loves his old childhood muggle games and is trying to get Sirius to play, but Sirius is bored and is changing things to be more fun for him. Remus is in for a surprise. So, having writers block on other stories so read this one as payment for now.

Ohh god, not another fight." Just about everyone at the base said this to themselves as they witnessed Matt and Mello get into yet another pointless argument.

Sirius needs a bath desperately, but he needs Remus’s help.

Iruka is Kakashi's adoptive brother. Maybe it was just his imagination, but somehow, Iruka's mysterious and devious and very flirty intentions always get him into trouble. What's a ninja to do?

try to picture the uchiha brothers as manly men driving a lot of fangirls crazy over them but end up loving each other and doing the deed without hesitation...bwahahaha...yaoi, lemon, bad language and the works...

Sasuke's father beats him up, so Itachi gains custody of him. The only problem is that Sasuke loves Itachi. Literally. What will happen when two brothers spark feelings withing eachother, and they can't hold them in anymore? Rated M. Yaoi, and incest.

Matt is pushed beyond breaking point. MattxMello. Attempted Suicide, strong language, mention of drug abuse and a hell of a lot of angst! FINISHED!

Remus wants to make this Halloween one to remember... Halloween oneshot. Sirius/Remus slash. Not compatible to anything.

Matt had never quite appreciated Mello's leather until he wasn't wearing it anymore. Because now he can see a lot more of Mello, and things are starting to get tense ... Matt/Mello oneshot smut.

Kelsey grew up with Pete Wentz as her childhood best friend before she left with her boyfriend. Now she's back and so he from touring. What will happen? Rated M for language and strong sexual references.

Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.

Sirius realizes he fancies Remus and fears rejection upon telling Remus his true feelings. If only he knew Remus feels the same ... RLSB SLASH :

Remus is glad to be back at school.

Sirius had a chocolate bar but not for very long...SB/RL

B escaped Wammy's house just as L realizes his mistake. He was wrong to call Beyond Backup, and now, in a dark alley, beyond will take his revenge...but L might enjoy it more than B had intended...

Iruka doesn't want to have sex tonight -- the kids Naruto/Sasuke are in the next room, and he thinks it's inappropriate. Kakashi prefers to think of it as a challenge. for the kakairu kink meme on lj.

Dear Mello, please get pregnant. At least then you'll have a reason for being pissy. Thank you. Love, Matt. AU, MattxMello, fluff, smut, mpreg.

Mello always gets what he wants. Always. M/M PWP.

Hidan is a famous author with a drinking problem and when his new book comes out he finds an angry muse at his door. KakuHida or KakuHidan, one sentence of SasoDei, and the story is better than the summary * * enjoy

I bet he knows exactly how horny he’s making me.Right now,my horniness is miles past its normal level,and that is saying something.I’m so horny,in fact,that I may have to lock James and Peter out of the dorm for the whole of the weekend. RLSB SLASH!

All his life, Hidan is being dumped from his apartment, his gang, even from school. He's giving up and letting the suffering engulf him... Until Kakuzu saves him. Main, KakuXHida. Side, MadaXIta,DeiXSaso,PeiXHida, HidaXIta. Rated for future chapters

A short drabble on why Remus can't seem to concentrate on his studies. remus/sirius. boy/boy. lime flavored.

what happens when Leader sends Kakuzu and Hidan on a mission? Hidan becomes a woman...just warning.... have fun!

One-shot. Brendon knew her for her whole life. They grew up together, did everything together, loved each other... How can Brendon cope with such a tragedy?

Kakuzu finds Hidans diary, It says something in it that is about him, What will happen? WARNING! Yaoi Fluff, and Cursing

Kakuzu had a bad past in the Waterfall Village, and after he failed to kill the First Hokage he is put in jail and tortured. Soon after he meets the little four year old Hidan who was put in the same hellhole as Kakuzu.

Drabble. Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie pairing. Ryan's just a child. He likes to live in his Imagination.

Pete Wentz came home one day with an uncontrollable craving for Cheez Whiz and Patrick Stump. Peterick Pete/Patrick slash!

Through hardship, Snape and Harry have found each other. But as Snape’s demons reemerge, can their relationship survive? And when the unthinkable happens, Harry begins to wonder whether Snape wants to forget or needs to. HPSS Slash, Sequel to LotDSoM

Kakuzu is being worked like a dog by that pain in the ass of a leader, can Hidan help relieve some stress? KakuHida A fanfic I wrote as a mission on DA for Akatsuki-yaoi-freakz enjoy and review.

Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter

basicly kakuzu and hidan have been friends for a wile now and kakuzu has fell head over heels for hidan...i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !

It's Hidan's birthday but Kakuzu isn't even paying attention to him and he wants some much needed attention! KakuHi KakuzuxHidan and SasoDei implied with a little SasorixDeidara at the end Yaoi/shounen ai Don't like then Don't read

Zetsu is in for A big surprise when Tobi shows up in the forest wearing nothing but his cloak. Smut One shot! yaoi

Tom Kaulitz never noticed his brother's naked body until Bill came home with a surprise... Now he can't keep his eyes off of that star tattoo. I don't own Tokio Hotel, although I wish I did!

L/Mello. Oneshot. Fluffy, kinda dirty. Mello gets an unexpected wake up call.

Sasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shot

What Happens When Naruto Walks in on his lover having an affiar with his brother? click to find out!

Itanaru lemon! Oneshot

KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot

Brendon Urie/Pete Wentz story. Pure Fluff.

Ed looked up, Envy was hanging from the rafters. "Hey, smexy." Envy said. Envy x Ed

As Naruto shows his sexy side, what happens when Sasuke watches him flaunt himself over Itachi...well singing Sexy Back? ItaNaru - One sided SasuNaru

After leaving Konoha in despair, Naruto literally runs into the Akatsuki. As tentative bonds form, he finds solace in the heart of one solitary Uchiha. Relationships change and boundaries blur. Can Naruto learn to trust what he feels? Can Itachi? Revamped

MikamixLight: After defeating Near, Light grows unspeakably bored once more. He then decides to amuse himself, and Mikami, his loyal follower, becomes something to stave off the boredom. -GURO WARNING-

If you would have just given me the candy cane like I had asked for nicely, this would have never had happened, now would've it?" "Dammit, Itachi!" Smut, ItaSasu, Posted for my bestie, Ta-chan!

Naruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-Shot

For all ITANARU lovers! Read and enjoy! A present for Naru-chans birthday! A smutty ITANARU twoshot: big LEMON in the 2 chapter! Yaoi!

It's probably not as cool as the title sounds. But it does involve MattXMello so it must be pretty good right? Couple stupid puns and massive yaoi. Have fun.

Just as the title says

Neji and Hinata get stuck in a tight spot, literally. What happens when simple movement can turn into sweet revenge? Neji/Hinata Oneshot. Might be OOC, but I can't help it. I'm not perfect.

Am I good enough for you now?"

KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3

Brendon Urie X Ryan Ross, It's a four Parter! 'Have you noticed that as it moves it gives you a weird feeling in your stomach? I have, but that could have something to do with the boy that was pushing me against the wall....' Disclaimer: This is not Real

Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.

The two Jinchuuriki are attacked by a group of Oto and Kiri ninja; after the battle, the smell of blood produces its effects on them and who are they to say no...? *NaruGaa, AUish, yaoi, LEMON!*

How could they be expected to live apart now? Fred/George.

See what happens when you don't follow the rules? ::NejiHina:: ::Mature, hence Explicitness::

Akatsuki fic, inlcudes much HidanxKakuzu naughtiness.YAOI alert. Not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Includes torture.... Man this story right here turned ME on, and I'm the one that WROTE it. God damn...

Bam Margera x Ryan Dunn. Viva La Bam. Ryan Dunn is strapped to a lie detector during 'Limo vs Lambo' and becomes a laughing stock when they find out that he has had a boyfriend. What does Bam do with this new found information? ONE SHOT.

Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”

Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.

When Matt and Mello happen upon a wrestling match and compare it to sex, many things happen and they get many ideas. I got the idea from when i saw a wrestling match and I thought it was straight up sex. I was in fan girl yaoi heaven.It's public sex! R&R!

It's Mellos birthday. Ther's nothing to do and he's bored.He'd do anything for some fun. ANYTHING! So when Matt comes along Mello has found his source of fun. YAOI! oneshot. Mature Content! R&R

The Marauders go on a Muggle Studies camping field trip. Expect flirting, finding themselves and each other, chocolate sharing and puppy love. SiriusxRemus

[incest] Percy becomes the victim to one of Fred and George's latest inventions.

Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE

Hang out with the screwed up, become screwed over yourself. Literally. EnvyxEd AU yaoi language

Brendon Urie hates the days when his mom's work buddies meet up. That is, until a new friend brings her son. Then everything changes. It's slash, don't like it, don't read it. Brendon UrieRyan Ross

People are different when they sleep... possible LustxEnvy, depending on how you want to interperate it

Hinata has been working in the same place forever, and is thinking about quitting, when a familiar face shows up after years, and makes things a little more interesting. NejiHina.Features Don't Be Afraid by Smoking Popes.

a fun little from the wizarding world, otherwise, How to Use Fred & George's fiesty magic against them.. twincest with our favorite twins, fred & george.

Lady of the cold. Idle thoughts lead odd actions. Read at your own risk.

What if George had a girlfriend. What if Fred found out she isn't what she seems to be. What if George doesn't believe Fred? suicide attempt FINISHED