Laughing Procrastinator
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Joined 04-15-13, id: 4666786, Profile Updated: 04-26-13
Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Nickname: Lapro-chin (for anyone who doesn't want to type my full pen name)

LV: 15

Type: Normal, Fighting

Skills: Manga Knowledge (Intermediate), Anime Knowledge (Basic), Reading Knowledge (Basic), Writing (Basic), Playing Music (Intermediate)...

Stats -

Strength: Flimsy

Wisdom: Homeschooled

Agility: Decent

Speed: Decent

Dexterity: Left-handed

Like my dear pen name, I am a procrastinator that enjoys laughing at your face! Not. I'm not that mean. But I do enjoy laughing. Such a wonderful way to exercise. So, I'm totally fine with random PM's that have like, frickin' hilarious jokes in them, because I will love you and be your BFF buddy.

Being the procrastinator I am, just know that I have no writing schedule, whatsoever. I'm the type of person that just goes with the flow. I might update, like, three times in one day if Imma feelin' it, or maybe I'll just update every once in a blue moon. Therefore, if I haven't updated a story in like, a year, it doesn't mean that I abandoned it! Come on, I love my little children! Abandoning them is like telling my three-year-old child (not that I have any. This is a figurative child.) to go up him/herself and drag his/her skinny arse to the next orphanage down the street.

Besides being a procrastinating writer, I'm also a major reader. Like, I'll be here a good amount day, headbanging to rock, jazz and vocaloid, and I'll be reading a lot of fanfiction and whatnot. I'm homeschooled, what do you expect from me?

I can help with proofreading, grammer, spelling, some music theory, and awkward writing, but that's basically the most I can do. I can't do that weird symbolism shit. I can write it, I just can't understand it in other people's writing without it being slapped in my literal face.

Well, that's it for now -_- so I'll go stalk people's stories now.


About ME's That You Can Skip

What I Read:

I'm willing to read any fanfic that stems from my mangalist of 500, but I currently have an interest in: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Pokemon, Bleach, Gakuen Alice, Prince of Tennis, and Kuroko no Basket.

I'm fine with anything except stories that are blatantly grammatically incorrect (speak for myself...) and stories that talk to the reader, a.k.a. you. I'm sorry but that stuff reminds me of fucking Dora the Explorer ("I said triangle! Triangle! I didn't say the fucking blue!")

I currently have a basic mastery over hiragana, slight katakana, and a tad bit of kanji from reading so many utaite names.

What I Listen to: (Just for Fun and the Fact that I Love Music)

I listen to a wide variety of music, the categories I can think of are: Rock, Pop, Classical, Jazz, anime music, slight K-Pop, Game Ost, Movie soundtracks, Emo, alternative, Vocaloid, etc. Well, basically anything except country, most gospel, and screamo.

Right now, I'm especially well-versed with Vocaloid, and utaites (Oh My God. Soraru, Touyu, Glutamine, Gero, Lon, Kashitaro Ito, Clear, Nero, KanzentaiCell, halyosy [when he sung Dango Daikazoku, I cried, Rib [Sashinohara, Envy Catwalk, etc, Ryo-kun [World Lampshade was so beautiful, Shamuon, Mafumafu, Amatsuki, etc. I'm just listing out from the top of my head). The Jazz-Classical versions of the Evillous Chronicles (Daughter of Evil, Servant of Evil, Regret Message, etc) sung by Gero are to die for. The ballad version of Just be Friends sung by Clear can make you cry. Oh, and Noushou Sakuretsu by Gumi and Miku are amazing.

Songs written by Shizen-no-Teki-P (well I love his music but his tuning...), Last Note, Cosmo, Mothy, Hachi, Kemu, 150P, DECO*27, and etc, are fantastic.

As for classical music, I listen to Tchaikovsky and Debussy the most. I also listen to Rachimaninoff and some Bach.

Last, for jazz, I usually listen to Bill Evans, Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, and Chet Baker. I especially love "My Favorite Things" (jazz version) and "Lullaby of Birdland" (God, that stuff is so beautiful...) I could also listen to a little bit of Gordan Goodwin...

What Games I Play:

Well, the only consoles I have is a PSP, a GameBoy Advance SP, a laptop, and an ambassador 3DS (broke my DS lite a long time ago). I don't play much.

I'm currently hooked on Fire Emblem: Awakening on 3DS, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core (again), Persona 3 Portable (again), and Kongregate (Epic Battle Fantasy 4). I also have, like, twenty free old GBA and N64 games in my 3DS.

I also play some Maplestory, but my character's only like level 50-something. I'm a casual gamer...

And that's it for now. I'll add stuff later if I feel like it.


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The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,437 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
God Damn It! by awesomeo123 reviews
My life is...ordinary. If the definition of ordinary includes: a brother called Squalo, hallucinations of some other world, a knack for misfortune and an assassination squad in which I now know as 'family'. *sighs*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 233,801 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Belphegor, Dino, Squalo S., OC
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 6,838 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 8,003 - Follows: 7,564 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Truth of the Sky by LeoInuyuka reviews
I'm Yuni. But I'm not. It's all rather confusing. [COMPLETED]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 123 - Words: 367,150 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Mukuro R., Uni, Fran, OC - Complete
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Naruto: World Tour Edition! by ThunderCross reviews
Since the day the choice was made, he left the one place he called home. Left behind the few people that he cared for. Left behind Uzumaki Naruto of Konoha. Now he is simply Uzumaki Naruto the adventurer. Just a boy who wants to travel the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,000 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Contract by Metamorcy reviews
AU, Earth and Meraviglie are two worlds interconnected by a barrier however it's only known to a selected few. Those that can travel to the other world and have the ability to make pacts with those in the other world are known as Capturers. Tsuna, having that ability, accidentally stumbles across a humanoid man with a fedora hat. Full Summary inside, Arcobaleno27, main R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,479 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] Arcobaleno, Reborn
The Two Faces of Tsuna by FruitPastilles reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi has a Multiple Personality Disorder. He doesn't know it. His parents don't know it. It was all found out because of an incident shortly after entering the High School Division of Vongola Academy as his past starts to dig itself back out. All27. Magic-Au.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Tag, you're it - Original Version! by Amaryllis D. Namikaze reviews
[HIATUS] /This is the original version, go to the rewritten one./ Uzumaki Kori was a two-years-old little girl. A two-years-old little girl at the hospital. A two-years-old little girl when adopted. By Kakashi. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? - Daddy!Kaka CuteSmart!FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,577 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Kakashi H.
Welcome to the Asylum!: Redux by Chiri-tan reviews
[A rewrite of my other story Welcome to the Asylum! with the same setting only different plot] If there was one thing that Tsunayoshi Sawada knew for sure, it was the fact that he might be not normal, but he wasn't crazy. In the asylum, he was actually diagnosed with a personality who wished to keep him all to himself. If that wasn't crazy, he didn't know what is. Dark!7227
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Different Life by Modon reviews
Naruto is sent back in time along with a edo tensei'd Yagura during the fourth shinobi war, due to an accidental Kamui. Watch the prodigal Naruto Uzumaki now living as Yagura Kenji, reshaping history with a new identity as a legendary Konoha shinobi. Time travel! Action! Romance and drama in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,813 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Yagura
Faceplanting Paradise of Affection by labbydabbychuu reviews
He will never let go. He will never give up. This was destiny to begin with. His beloved, always there to comfort him. No one can break them apart. Dino x Floor. Crack pairing. Crack-Tastic Pairing challenge entry. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dino - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 7,251 - Follows: 7,618 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Warm Colours by Pure Red Crane reviews
It has been a while since the Representative War and Enma and Tsuna decide to spend time together, only to discover a piece of Tsuna's past. A past that will affect Tsuna and Enma's friendship greatly. With help from Reborn, Enma is challenged to face his past and save Tsuna from waiting for a precious friend who might be dead for eternity and that friend might be his sister, Mami.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Enma K., Mami K. - Complete
Mama is a student by Babyuknowme13 reviews
The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she'll just have to deal with it, after all, she's a future hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 196,046 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
The Brightest Star by Mismoree reviews
In a strange twist of fate, Naruto is sent back in time six months before the Kyuubi's attack. But why? Was it to change the past? To find out the truth about himself? To gain a family? He wasn't sure. He didn't think too deep into it, though. After all, Naruto is only six years old. Time Travel fic, gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,541 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Speak Up by Mya Latti reviews
So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,034 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Red - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Please Don't Leave by assasin1827 reviews
The Vongola bought Cozart Enma to become Tsuna's husband. A force marriage between two different people. What future awaits two people when love is one-sided. 00xfem27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Enma K., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Odd Circus Adventure reviews
Seven-year-old Tsunayoshi tries to run away from his family and imminent future through death. To his surprise, Tsuna finds himself transported to an alternate world much different from his own, and luckily, still alive. Now, a new life begins as the new troupe member of the infamous, magical, and mysterious Arcobaleno Traveling Circus. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.