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![]() Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games. SO hey (: I honestly don't know why your on my profile, I only wrote like one story, and I dont think that means you have to look at my profile. But heres what I got to look at (: 100 Games, the 4th quarter quell - In Progress. Sponsor Points, anyone? Fananddiggyaremine - 4 Sherry Lee – 5 Only Cady Maddox – 3 The Falling Stars – 1 Rainfeather79 – 17 Girl On Fire Lillibet Norris – 5 Twirlgirl821 – 2 CloudyNK – 20 NiceCareer – 6 Technicolor Princess – 4 Turq8 – 8 TwilightMoonSparkle – 14 Webgrll1 – 13 Kenelle – 9 Silken-Winged-Angel – 2 07X-Reflectional – 1 sgordon8 – 11 1puppyluv – 10 MegsP – 1 SisterOfAnElvenWannabe – 1 Deesta – 4 Flakky child of flippy – 2 If there are any pictures for outfits or anything for well... anything. I'll put them here (: - Rainey's Reaping Dress - Sage Florences Interview and Reaping outfit. (I wouldnt put the interview until after it was posted, buttt as you can see there kind of attached xD) - Eve Femke's Reaping dress - zaccia Decks reaping shirt So yeahh! haha. Ideas For Stories I May Write Next And Stuffs. And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor! - Effie Trinkets take on the 74th Hunger Games I Never Told You - A series of Song-Fics, this would obviously start with I Never Told You by Colbie Caliat! Avox - The story of the red-headed girl who ran away, because she wasnt always like that. She has a story, and it deserves to be told! Now great quotes from fanfiction stories :) She realized that there would be consequences to pay for going against the Capitol. So she made a handy-dandy list to keep all of them straight. Presenting… Katniss's Handy-Dandy List of Consequences (creative title, no?): 1) Peacekeepers could come and get her at any time. They might torture her, maybe even kill her. Probably in some painful way. Said painful way could make her ugly. The thought of being ugly right before death was…unbearable. 2) Her family could suffer the same fate as her. Did this one really belong on this list? Katniss didn't really care about her family. She just added this consequence on the list because that lady Suzanne Collins put it in the book. 3) She could lose all her makeup—the Capitol people could take it away at any minute. 4) If she died, she wouldn't be able to give Gale a makeover. And: 5) Makeovers were fun! It seemed like she kept ending her lists with that. Oh, well. From Drenched In Water: A Catching Fire Parody by CrazyNerdyFangirl "No!" I screamed."Please don't!" The evil guy laughed, with pure joy on his face. He jumped up and down, laughing the whole time. "NO!" I yelled. "DO NOT WEAR THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE PANTS!" From The 92nd Hunger Games by booksonclouds An hour later, I show Peetal my finished doll—a three-legged, two-headed wonder that, in my frustration I tried to chuck off the building but it hit the force field instead and now had a fried brown patch on it's belly. "Awww, it's so precious!" Peetal coos. Then he displays his finished doll. "Now we must name them! I choose the name… Katpit!" Cat pit? What a weird name. I wonder what inspired that. "I think I'll name mine… Prill," I say, and Peetal's face falls. "Are you sure you don't want to name it… maybe… oh, I don't know… Peetal?" he suggests hopefully. "Nah. I like Prill." We sit in silence for a few moments while Peeta plays with his finished doll, making it run across the roof, up my arms, and dance on my head. "Pahaha!" he cackles. "It got you, Katnit!" His doll attacks my face. "Rawwwrrr!" From Happy Hunter Games: Everbean Style by MaddieMary All My Copy/Paste things. If you don't want to read this stuff, It is till they end of the page. Nothing else important. this is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice REMEMBER WHEN Hunger Games Oath I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now You know you're an author if... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) 1. Is your second toe longer than your first? No it is not actually 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? any colored ones. As long as they are colored. 3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? I don't know, its a year xD 4. What color are your toenails usually? Metallicy purple 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? I don't know. I think it was a random word I wrote to test out my highliter. 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? blue 7. What color are the seats in your car? like grayish 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes. Oreo died. 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? A card 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? No. Unless you count the yellowstone bears. But that might be in montana? Wait. I went shopping there once. 11. When did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Never 12. Who is the last baby that you held? My cousins baby 13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? Nope I dont 14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? No... 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? None 16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators. is this like football? 17. Last time you went to Six Flags? a couple years ago 18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? nope 19. Closest thing to you that is yellow: My fishes food 20. Last person to give you a business card? hair salon 21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? nothing... 22. Closest framed picture to you? Me and my friends 23. Last time you had someone cook for you? My mom last night, Mmm pizza 24. Have you ever applied for welfare? nope! 25. How many emails do you have? Like 300 26. Last time you received flowers/flower? No. Wait, yeah but its a long story. 27. What are you listening to right now? Nothing 28. Do you play air guitar? No. 29. Do you have any Willow Tree figurine?No? 30. Last time you used hand sanitizer? way back at school 31. Would you like to learn to play the drums? yes 32. What color are the blinds in your living room? White? 33. Last thing you read in the newspaper? I don't remember.. 34. What was the last pageant you attended? iNone. 35. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Lil ceasers 36. Have you ever worn a crown? Haha yes from the pretty pretty princess game 37. What is the last thing you stapled? My homework 38. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? No? 39. Are you ticklish? hehe ya 40. Last time you saw fireworks? 4th of July 41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? Never. 42. Do you have a black dog? Yes 43. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? eww no 44. How long have they been there?? Never? 45. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? ME! I dont know? 46. Last time you saw a semi truck? A while ago. Couple weeks 47. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? No 48. Do you have a little black dress?No. girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Went to a party Mom...I went to a party, Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll List down 10 of your closest friends. 1: Sherry 1) Brandi invites Ernie and Fiona to dinner at their house. What happens? Brandi doesn't know Ernie, but knowing Ernie everyone would end up mad at him. 2) Lacy tries to get Leah to go to a strip club. Um ew? Leah wouldn't go, she would think Lacy was joking. She would go to the door and be like "...Wait. You were serious?" 3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose Sherry or Kayla?: Umm Kayla is me, so I would go to sherry's. 4) Jenni and Rachael are making out. Nick walks in...Their reaction? Okay, this is strange cause they don't like eachother and are straight. Nick would film it. 5) Ernie falls in love with Kayla. Fiona is jealous. What happens? EW!! Ugh! Hes mad at me right now anywhos. Fiona would probably sulk or something somewhere and either be mad or pretend shes fine with it. 6) Brandi jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? Nick,Jenni or Rachael? I could take Brandi xD Jenni probably. Maybe Nick, Rachael as a third (: 7) Sherry decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? 15 minutes in and Sherry would be mad that her muffins aren't done yet! 8) Leah is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Lacy do? Lacy would be sad! We all would be. We love lah like that xD 9) Ernie has to marry either Fiona,Lacy or Brandi. Who do they chose? If its their choice Fiona cause everyone else either dont know him or doesn't like him. If its his choice it would be Lacy 10) Rachael kidnaps Jenni and demands something from Leah for Jenni's release. What is it? I don't know, probably food? 11) You get to meet either Sherry or Kayla. Who do you chose? Kayla is me again xD So sherry! 12) Nick challenges Brandi to a chariot race. Why? Because they are best friends, and Brandi would let him win. 13) Everyone gangs up on Ernie. Does Ernie have a chance in hell? Um, we would like murder him. I could probably do it myself xD 14) Everyone is invite to Jenni and Nick wedding except for Fiona. How do they react? She probably wouldnt care. She doesn't like Nick very much, she might be mad at Jenni though. 15) Why is Kayla afraid of Rachael? Um, I'm not afraid of her xD 16) Nick gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? We would all be laughing, and it would probably be inappropiate. 17) Sherry arives late for Jenni and Nick's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? She would make a big entrance, and she was probably with a guy 18) Leah and Lacy get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? I get drunk too, and we throw a party ;) 19) Ernie,Fiona,Kayla and Brandi all go to the zoo for Fiona's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Fiona? We would probably get kicked out. Brandi would know what fiona wants, so she would just give her money. I would give her clothes, because I don't like hers xD Ernie wouldnt give her anything, cause he is ernie 20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? I dont know, probably just to make me mad. Id tell them to shut up and go to sleep. 21) Lacy murders Jenni best friend. What does Jenni do to get back at them? Lacy would have to kill herself xD 22) Kayla and Sherry are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Kayla save themself or Sherry? I'd try to save her, then we'd get in an argument on who would live and both of us would die xD 23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life? Nick xD 24) Leah is trapped in a cave. Nick comes to rescue them. What happens? Nick would faill xD 25) Ernie starts a day camp. What happens? It would become some kind of war camp with burning things xD 26) Brandi,Kayla, and Rachael are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Fiona walks in. What happens? She would join in lmao xD 27) Sherry starts to write a fan-fiction where Lacy and Nick are going out. What is Jenni's reaction? She would laugh at Lacy so hard!! 28) Rachael makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Yessum (: 29) Fiona and Ernie go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? They would live off of nature xD 31) zOMG!! THERE'S A TIME BOMB IN THE FRICKING BUILDING!! Which one of the 10 will save us!! Sherry. Just kidding... Lacy Ernie, because everyone is a better singer then him 33) OUCH!! You just got hit in the head with a pineapple. Who did it?? Sherry.DEFENITLY Sherry
I dont know. Something insanely creative xD
Summer is gonee! (Her sister) 36) A LION HAS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND IS CHARGING RIGHT AT YOU!! Who will save you, Ernie, Kayla, or Rachael? Rachael. 37) Which one will most likely jump off a building after watching 10 hours of dora? Ernie 38) Turns out, Jenni got so drunk at that party last night, he/she photocopied 11 copies of his/her butt!! Do you show it to everyone or do you burn it? Burn it xDD 39) Leah is at the hospital and he/she wants YOU to stand in his/her place. Do you take the offer? Yeah, Shes one of my best friends (: 40) Lacy and Nick get in a huge fight! What does Sherry do to stop it? She would just tell them to stop and annoy them so much that they are mad at her instead I dont know. They have no reason to be, they dont really know eachother. 42) THE BUILDING IS ONZ FIREZZ!! Everyone is saved except Sherry, Kayla, and Rachael. QUICK! Who do you save!? Sherry (: Um Nick or Ernie? Uhh well both would like laugh in my face if I asked them out xD I really dont know. 44) BAHUMBUG!! There's a Christmas party and everyone is going except Ernie. Why couldn't they make it? Because he wants to stay away from us. 45) You walk into a room and find Jenni worshiping a shrine of Nick! What's your reaction!? At least you two are apparently married (: Aww!! Pretty unlikely, but probably Sherry 47) Lacy, Kayle, and Brandi are fighting over a piece of pie. Who wins? Lacy probably The worlds ended so... none of us.. nothing.. 50) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now? Sherry - call me back xD X You love hoodies. X Shopping is torture. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Total: 8 Your girl side: X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. X You wear eyeliner. X You smile a lot more than you should. X You love the movies. X Like being the star of everything. Total:18 imma girl ((: I'm skinny, so i must be anorexic. I'M EMO, SO I MUST CUT MY WRISTS. I'm black so i must carry a gun. I'm blonde, so i must be a ditz. I'm jamaican so i must smoke weed. I'm haitian so i must eat cat. I'M ASIAN, SO I MUST BE SEXY. I'm jewish, so i must be greedy. I'm gay, so i must have aids. I'm a lesbian, so i must have a sex-tape. I'm arab, so i must be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH. I'm a gay rights supporter, so i will go to hell. I'm a christan, so i must think gay people should go to hell. I'M RELIGIOUS, SO I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT. I'm atheist so i must hate the world. I don't have a religion, so i must be evil and have no morals. I'm republican, so i must not care about poor people. I'm democrat, so i must not believe in being responsible. I am liberal, so i must be gay. I'm southern, so i must be white trash. I take anti-depressants, so i must be crazy. I'm a guy, so i must only want to get into your pants. I'm irish, so i must have a bad drinking problem. I'm indian, so i must own a convenient store. I'm native american, so i must dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a cheerleader, so i must be a whore. I'm a dancer, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, SO I MUST BE A SLUT. I'M A PUNK, SO I MUST DO DRUGS. I'm rich, so i must be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH OR EMO. I'm a white girl, so i must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of Girlfriend. I'm cuban, so i must spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm not a virgin, so i must be easy. I fell in love with a married man, so i must be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a teenage mom, so i must be an irresponsible slut. I'm polish, so i must wear my socks with my sandals. I'm italian, so i must have a "big one". I'm egyptian, so i must be a terrorist! I have straight a's, so i must have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. I dress in unusual ways so i must be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL. I'm a vegetarian, so i must be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE SCREWING THEM ALL. I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so i must be a player. I have big boobs, so i must be a hoe. I'm colombian, so i must be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER. I'm russian, so i must be cool and that’s how russians roll. I'm german, so i must be a nazi I hang out with gays, so i must be gay too. I'm brazilian, so i must have a big butt. I'm puerto rican, so i must look good and be conceited. I'm salvadorian, so i must be in ms 13. I'm polish, so i must be greedy. I'm hawaiian so i must be lazy. I'm peruvian, so i must like llamas. I’m a stoner so i must be going in the wrong direction. I’M A VIRGIN SO I MUST BE PRUDE. I’m straight edge so i must be violent. I'm a female gamer, so i must be ugly. I'm black so i must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'M A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, SO I MUST BE FAT. I'M SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY. I'm a skater so i must do weed and steal stuff. I'M A PUNK SO I MUST ONLY WEAR BLACK AND DATE ONLY OTHER PUNKS. I'M ASIAN SO I MUST BE A NERD THAT DOES HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm christian so i must hate homosexuals. I'm mixed so i must be screwed up. I'm muslim so i must be a terrorist. I'M IN BAND, SO I MUST BE A DORK. I'm black so i must believe jesus wuz a brotha I'm mormon so i must be perfect. I'm white and have black friends so i must think i'm black. I'M GOTH SO I MUST WORSHIP THE DEVIL. I'm hispanic, so i must be dirty. I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER. I'm preppy, so i must shun those who don't wear abercrombie & hollister. I'm on a dance/colorguard team, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE I'm mexican, so i must have hopped the border. I got a car for my birthday, so i must be a spoiled brat. I'm black, so i must love watermelon. I'm bi, so i must think every person i see is hot. I'm an asian guy, so i must have a small penis. I'm a guy cheerleader, so i must be gay. I'm prep, so i must be rich. I DON'T LIKE THE SUN SO I MUST BE AN ALBINO. I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY. I wear tight pants and i'm a guy, so i must be emo. -- or a jonas brother... I couldn't hurt a fly, so i must be a pussy. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so i must smoke and drink too. I have artistic talent, so i must think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a big group, so i must be anti-social. I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY. I TELL PEOPLE OFF, SO I MUST BE AN OVER CONTROLLING BITCH. My hair gets greasy a lot, so i must have no hygiene skills. I'M DEFENSIVE, SO I MUST BE OVER CONTROLLING AND A BITCH. I'm a nudist, so i must want everyone to see my boobs. I read comics, so i must be a loser. I hang out with a former prostitute so i must be a whore myself. I'm texan so i must ride a horse I’m a crossdresser, so i must be homosexual. I draw anime so i must be a freak. I am a fangirl so i must be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I watch porn so i must be perverted. I'm an only child so i must be spoiled. I'M INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK. I am american so i must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm welsh so i must love sheep I'm scottish so i must have ginger hair and wear a kilt. I’M A YOUNG WRITER, SO I MUST BE EMO. I’M CANADIAN, SO I MUST TALK WITH A FUNNY ACCENT. I'm a guy, so i must ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'M CANADIAN, SO I MUST LOVE HOCKEY AND BEAVERS. I'm disabled, so i must be on welfare. I'M A FEMINIST, SO I MUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEXUALITY AND I WANT TO CASTRATE EVERY MAN ON THE EARTH. I'M A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE. I wear a big sunhat when i go outside, so i must be stupid. I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE. I'm an albino, so i must be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer! I'm english, so i must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea And Cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m white, so i must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet; Past, present, and future. I’M NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE A LOSER. I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT...I MUST BE A TREE HUGGING HIPPIE I have a fan character, so i must be an annoying mary-sue. I CHAT; I MUST BE HAVING CYBER SEX. I'm pagan so i must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm pagan so i must worship satan I'm conservative, so i must be against abortion I'm swedish so i must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a lesbian so i must want to get with every single girl that i see. I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBLE. I LIKE READING, SO I MUST BE A LONER. I HAVE MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY; THEREFORE I MUST BE WRONG OR MISGUIDED. (...) I am wiccan, so i must be a satanist I disagree with my government, so i must be a terrorist. I am a witch, so i must be and old hag and fly on a broomstick. I love yaoi, so i must be gay. I don't curse, so i must be an outcast. I like games, anime and comics, so i must be childish. I'm swedish, therefore i must be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, SO I MUST BE A PEDANTIC BASTARD. I'M GOTHIC, SO I MUST BE MEAN. I’M STRONG SO I MUST BE STUPID. I'm australian so i must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to renfaires, so i must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the Times I’m gay so i’m after every straight guy around. I don’t want a boyfriend so i must be lesbian. I'm not christian so i must just need converting. I love marching bands, so i must be a friendless freak. I drink and smoke, so i must have no life. I am friends with a cutter, so i must be a cutter too. I CRY EASILY, SO I MUST BE A WIMP. I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING PERFECTIONIST I'M A PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST CHECK EVERYTHING TEN TIMES, THEN BURST INTO TEARS AT ONE MISTAKE I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE SO I MUST BE HAVING PROBLEMS I LIKE FIRE SO I MUST BE AN ARSONIST. I'm french so i must have tasted snails and frog leggs and liked it! I'm american, so i must be a fat couch potato. I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED. |
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