Ahoy--
Welcome to my crow's nest!
I guess you clicked on this to read about me...either that, or you accidentally clicked my username and are now scrambling to escape before I start talking your ear off.

BWAHAHA IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

Uhm...well...I'm an ambitionless, fifteen year old female occupying (Wall Street? *shot*) the great white north known as Canada; where I face the daily perils of combating deadly Tribal Moose magic, riding my war polar bear to school, and protecting my igloo from global warming. If that sentence looked familiar to you for some reason, then congratulations: you have located Mockingstar of Teenrpg, and Flounce of Webook! I tend to migrate between sites a lot...and because my usual penname was taken here on Fanfiction, I'm now also going by Maple. I have a laptop named Jarvis, whom I do all of my various writings on, and prefer quiet things like corners, books, and nature to people. People are confusing and weird, and often petty, fickle, and shallow. I'll never understand others. What else...well...I'm usually too shy to post things because they suck and I really don't want to know what people think of them, but I love to read, so go ahead and suggest stories for me to check out.

Anyways, that was a really boring introduction. Here's some more in-depth-but-ten-times-as-boring stuff about me.

Pennames: Flounce, Mocking (for roleplaying), and Maple. You can call me by any of these names...or all of them xD

Likes: Anime, reading, writing, roleplaying, nature, D&D- which I play biweekly as a dragonborn paladin-, watching movies and Youtubers, nature, pirates, photography (I have an album on Teenrpg), Pokemon, colours (blue the most), music, Rainymood.com, vocaloids, videogames, eating out of boredom, being antisocial, mythology/mythical creatures, and having philosophical debates.

More specifically...

Favourite animes/mangas: Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Soul Eater, Bleach, Naruto, Darker Than Black, Ao no Exorcist, Fairy Tail, Hetalia, Black Rock Shooter, Shingeki no Kyojin, Sword Art Online, WataMote, Mirai Nikki, to name a few.
Other things I've started/meant to start but never finished are Death Note, Black Butler, Clannad, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, and Durarara.

Favourite books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games (I read it before it was cool...jussayin'), Vampirates, Warrior Cats, Black Beauty, Guardians of Ga'hoole, zombie apocalypse books, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, The Chronicles of Narnia, Silverwing- mostly fantasy books. A lot of books nowadays follow this boring uniform that's painful to read.

Roleplaying/Writing: I participate in literate or advanced post-by-paragraph roleplays that are typically based off fantasy concepts, though I can adjust my level to fit nearly anything. One roleplay that I made called The New Benders has been alive for a really long time now, and I love it to pieces. As for story writing, I haven't done that in a while...reading people's comments terrifies me because I'm kind of sort of really bad...if you're ever interesting in doing a collab story, though, feel free to message me. This paragraph must've really inspired your confidence.

Favourite videogames: I'd rather watch than play, honestly. I play Skyrim, Pokemon (gen. six coming up!), and Minecraft on a near daily basis, but watching others play Amnesia, Ib, Corpse Party, Penumbra, Shadows of Colossus, Last of Us, Remember Me, etc etc is another hobby of mine.

Favourite movies/shows: The Avengers, any superhero movie or cartoon, Monty Python, The Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Rise of the Guardians, Harry Potter, Disney movies, and animes. Movies are great, but they make me depressed because my life will never be that cool. As for Youtubers- I watch Pewdiepie, Cryaotic, Cinnamontoastken, The Creatures, Shane Dawson, Jenna Marbles, Danisonfire, Nigahiga, Tobuscus, and Fluffee.

Favourite bands/singers: 30 Seconds to Mars, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Blue Stahli, Two Steps From Hell, Evanescence, Alestorm, Enya, Emilie Autumn, and people who do violin or piano covers of songs I love- basically, I'll listen to anything. Those are just my usual go-to artists. As for Japanese songs...I can sing the intros to the animes I watch (albeit, terribly). Gakupo is probably my favourite vocaloid. I liked the traditional version of Bad Apple.

Currently listening to- "One Night"- Vicetone Remix (Tastynetwork)

Dislikes: People, social situations (such as parties or crowds of more than three people), that reverb sound that instruments make, people who are bigots, discrimination against races/genders/sexual orientations, 'relationships' (love: how the fuck does it work?), how stupid our government is, the state of the world, how there was no 2012 zombie apocalypse, myself, my father, the fact that I have to eventually grow up, medical procedures, small children, children my age, my lack of talent, school, godmodders in roleplays, real life.

Fair winds!

-- Cap'n Maple/Flounce

"Not all those who wander are lost."

- J.R.R. Tolkien