I am Noir Memorie... I put these things in the beginning of my profile FOR A REASON.

First of all, Regardless of my penname, I am not French (but you probably already guessed that).

Secondly, I will update as soon as I can. I will always do my best to update, but at times can not (i.e. school, family, etc.) ... What? Stop looking at the screen like that. It's not like you haven't used an excuse or anything before (I mean, not unless you've taken an oath to honor and truth or something. Not like I've met someone like that but, you know how life goes...).

Third, Dear god, Read and Review (R&R). And none of your Flames. I know it sounds pretty repetitive as authors everywhere on FanFiction use this almost more than the actual names of our characters, but I mean, it helps us become better and gives us feedback. Hopefully good feedback. No really, this may be one of the most important things. Good feedback, means better pieces of writing. Good feedback means motivation to write for us authors. Good feedback... Well, I assume you get the point... right?... RIGHT? Additionally, don't just R&R for me or any other author, do it for ALL AUTHORS. It's your (the readers) voice (text) that helps us authors become stronger. Think of it like a give-give, or win-win thing. We provide you with the stories, you provide us with feedback. We process through the feedback given and make some adjustments (nessecary or otherwise) and provide you with the stories. And then you give us more feedback... It's the cycle, although I may have left something out. I digress... anyways, as I was saying before, R&R.

About Me:

"When Readers and Authors give you lemons... pray hope that you aren't expected to make a whole lot of lemonade..." - NM

"...Stop staring at your screen like I'm crazy. 'Cause I'm not. I'm weird, which is a leg up from crazy. Hey, I warned you." -NM

"Lemons and Limes~ both are sweet, tangy, smooth and sour. Either way, you read 'em at your own risk." -NM

Beginnings:

I was first introduced to FanFiction back when I was a fifth or sixth grader way in Middle School. Writing is basically my passion, my life. I carry around notebooks that I can't seem to let go that I've filled with my writings. Eventually, after so much time staying on the sidelines of reading fanfictions and not contributing much, I made my decision to start making 'em. Pretty nifty (cool) huh?

Name:

My name comes from the two words Noir like, noir movies and Memoire, the french word for, "Memory." Put 'em together and what do you have? Noir Memoire or even just Noir or Memoire, even the initials are fine when refering to me.

Age:

What? Do you think you're going to get lucky or something? Anyways, I'm still in school, still learning. Gosh, be nice... Don't want any casualt- I mean, harm.

Personality:

I'm the kind of person who can really flip their personality and emotions and stuff. I know I can be girly at times, but I can also be tough... I'm not a freaking pushover~! With all due respect, I'm simply weird. I can be funny, emotional, and serious and all. Really. Don't worry. You may find out.

List of FanFictions:

(Le Gasp. Stop staring at the screen like that. So judgmental... Anyways, this list will fill out, don't worry~! I will commit myself to doing so~!)

Fated Dawn- First fanfic, and possibly, the one I will commit most time towards.

Losing Ideals- First Pokemon one-shot or whatever the hell its' categorized as. May or may not make it into a short story thing... Thinking on it.

What Annoys Me/ Pet Peeves:

For petesake, if you are going to review me, at least be specific. Out with all this vague @!. If there's something you want to tell me, be clear about it. I don't want to have to read and re-read ONE review just because I don't understand it. Please also, anonnomous reviews... may kind of tick me off if they state something and I don't understand it. Please. Please. GOD PLEASE. Be clear. And none of that ALL CAPS or wHaTeVeR tHe HeLl ThIs &@#! iS. Seriously. Really. Just really annoys me and will make me want to really just blast it and delete it right then and there. Don't be giving me fake review stuff or fake critisism either. I can lose sleep over it. Seriously. I'm that sensitive. (T-T) I know I'm weird, get over it. You're the one reading this in the first place, but just keep reading it anways.

What I Don't Really Mind:

I don't really mind it if you suggest characters or story suggestions to me, just please not all at once. One, if you suggest a character to me or such be specific, and not overly specific. It kinda goes back to the, specific non-vauge reviews part. Same goes for story/idea suggestions. I also believe in the power of (dah dah dah DAH~!) cameo appearances and joint (team) writings. I won't always accept them, but I like the idea of teamwork in writing. Warm fuzzies~

(This profile is still under construction.)