Confizzledworld
 Author has written 28 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Speak, Misc. Books, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello, there. I don't understand how you made it to my profile page, let alone find my stories, but it's nice to know you came here. Do take a look around, skip all of the copy and paste stuff, though... (8/8/12) Summer has flown by and now I'm wishing that it would never end! Have I been updating a whole lot? Probably not, but I'm surely trying. Hetalian Academy. If you are looking forward to requesting a character, I have a list of all the TAKEN characters. If you don't see a country on the list, then PM me and we can work things out from there. It will take me some time to write the chapters, so please bear with me. My rules for the OCs are simple. There will not be a romance between human and country. Your character has to be as in-depth as you can make them and BE CREATIVE about this. If the country you want your character to share a room with is not canon, then that is fine. Again, that would be worked out. If there is already a character that is too similar to your own, then I will ask you make some adjustments. Anyway, let's see how my story will go with your character getting involved! France. Name: Conny (It's easier to call me that, rather than using my pen name.) [Note: This is NOT my real name. I thought it would be nice to have an alias. Same follows for Lowell.] Birthday: August 15 Signs: Leo and Rat (The Lion and the Mouse, what a wonderful combination.) Favorite Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Axis Powers Hetalia, Romeo x Juliet, Black Butler, Vampire Knight, Prince of Tennis, Saikano, Soul Eater, Hell Girl, Gunslinger Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Death Note. To Aru Majutsu no Index. Favorite Mangas:Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Pandora Hearts, Black Bird, Kingdom Hearts(even though it just follows the game), Ouran HSHC, Boku wa Ookami, Peridot, Yakuza Girl, Aphorism, 14 Sai No Koi, Iris Zero, Black Bird, I Can't Say "I Like You," Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, WAKE, The Outsiders, The Red Pyramid, Girl vs. Boy, Prophecy of the Sisters, Speak, Thirteen Reasons Why, To Kill a Mockingbird, Will Grayson Will Grayson, Evolution Me & Other Freaks of Nature, Luna, By The Time You Read This I'll Be Dead, Favorite Shows: Legend of Korra, NCIS, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10, Angel, Moonlight, Big Time Rush, Torchwood, The Ghost Whisperer, Ghost Hunters, Leverage, iCarly, Good Luck Charlie, Tin Man, Dirty Jobs, Monsters Inside Me, Mythbusters, The Secret Saturdays, Danny Phantom, El Tigre, My Life as a Teenage Robot Favorite Color: I love all colors, but I mostly prefer natural colors, greens and blues. Hobbies: Drawing, watching TV, reading fanfics, listening to music, writing stories, reading manga, reading novels, sleeping. Favorite Games: I like so many video games, I have no clue where to start! Kingdom Hearts, Halo, Final Fantasy, Call of Duty, Mario, and so many more. If I did type them all out, you'd want to leave and never come back. Favorite Music: If I listed everything, you'd want to kill me for typing so much, soo...I like (Please don't kill me because of them --) Jonas Brothers, Panic @ the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, Vic Mignogna, Linkin Park, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, Nickelback, Paramore, All-American Rejects, Goo Goo Dolls, the GazettE, Gackt, Hyde, Vocaloid, SHINee, EXO (kinda prefer M over K, but I like both), uh...who else? Copy and Paste Stuff: (Skip this and go to the very last thing, please.) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do. If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile. (Man... that took FOREVER! It took me 369 licks... I think...) If you've ever fallen asleep in class or on the bus, copy this onto your profile. - If you've ever threatened a computer, paste this onto your profile. If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stereotypes are soooo annoying!! Things to do when in an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. "Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno your pofirle." The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands together or drawing an array, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. If you hate it when people over-use the word like, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever written a story for hours straight, then stop because you got a sudden case of Writer's Block, copy and paste this to your profile. (Gosh... that was a horrible 3 in the morning...) If you've chatted with someone and started to make your OCs talk, also; copy and paste this on to your profile. (.) (-_-) ( If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile. If your best friend is your editor, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy thunderstorms, copy and paste this to your profile. ()_(/) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. -FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this -If You Live In America, you post this Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Quotes: "In your face conspiracy theorists!!" - Tory Belleci, from Mythbusters. "Eh..." -This is the answer I get from my "editor" and Lowell. "That's my little momma!" -My daddy... may his soul rest in peace... "Against the grain should be a way of life." -If Today Was Your Last Day, by Nickelback "PASTAAAAAA!!!!" -N. Italy from Axis Powers Hetalia. "Make pasta! Not war!" - Hetalia "Hurry up already!! You're slower than me!!" - Me. I yell this to Lowell. (Lowell: Thank you, sis, for telling everyone that.) "If there's no door, then I'll just make one!" Edward Elric. (As quoted from the manga.) "If you eat this third-rate... no, fourth-rate fool..." Lust. "Damn you, Al... have you lost your humanity so soon?!" ... "I snuck out with the food they gave me." ... "DEAR BROTHER!" ... "Sheesh... you're so predictable." Ed and Al. "If you marry Conny you have to let her keep her maiden name." -Daddy, telling my guy friend. My dad tried getting my best guy friend to be my boyfriend!! "Just wait it out..." -Me. "Man, oh man... aren't you supposed to set an example for me...?" Alphonse Elric. "You may think I'm smarter than you, but that's not true!!" -Me, again. I tell this to a lot of people, yet they don't believe me. "I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!...but I knew this was going to happen to me..." Me, when I was in a strange situation. "I'm so old!!!!!" -That was me. "Normal doesnt truly exist... its simply a fabrication of what society wants." - Me again I take requests. If you thought of an idea, and think I should write it, I'll try. I will write any kind of story. ANY!! Lowell: That was subtle, sister... |
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