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Joined 12-03-09, id: 2166860, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 8 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kuroshitsuji, and Bleach.

Hello,

My is name Jessica. but people call me jaja or sebas-chan(meamsusan)

changed my url to bendingchopsticksinabarrel

skype anyone?


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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I live in the USA, so I must be LAZY.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. ( i used to be in band...)

The ones in bold are what describe me!
Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

got these things from SilentSnowDreamer! =


/shot i haven't really been updating anything o-o

and i dont plan to. unless i feel like it.


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Robin and Tutor by TheAntitype-ZEPHYR reviews
Ciel is ready to die; after all, nothing is left for him in this world. But Sebastian doesn't agree to his young master's sentiment. Now that he's free of his contract, he's ready to have fun...and that fun includes Ciel, whether he likes it or not...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Dear Bocchan by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Awaking without him by Abschaum reviews
He awakes, just to find that the person he was with has already disappeared...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Silence and Sound by 3VAD127 reviews
AU. Gokudera opened his mouth to chase the silence away; but in the sounds, he lost something much more precious. Short, complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Neko nya! by x.HibacallmemasterTsu.x reviews
Reborn shot Tsuna another bullet and this bullet turned him into a half cat half human! How would Tsuna hide the cat ears and tail from everyone! Wait... what! The only cure is...!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
The song that brought them back together by AkaneKim17 reviews
Tsuna and Hibari were childhood friends. Due to some misunderstandings. Tsuna leaves for America for 10 years. They meet once again when Tsuna returns for Japan. What will Hibari do if he finds out Tsuna has a bf? TsunaXHibari. R&R please!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Kiss and Make out, err, Up by WaiiKitsune reviews
Tsuna had just had enough. He was going to get two of his Guardians to get along and that's final. One-shot. 1869. Now with Omake.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - [K. Hibari, Mukuro R.] - Complete
When the Boss Snapped by PridefulElizondo reviews
Why is everyone in the vongola family shocked at Tsuna? Read and find out ! I do not own Anime or characters! I may have done some errors so forgive me !
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Retake by TsunaxGiotto4ever reviews
"That was an important client you just hanged up on, i think at that moment he became much more important than this stupid dinner" Giotto said but soon regretted it Tsuna looked at Giotto "so that's how you really feel,fine call him back I'm leaving"G27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
Brainfreeze by MonDernierMot reviews
In which Yamamoto wants to hang out and Gokudera can't resist the idiot's puppy face. 8059, fluff, oneshot. Rating is only for Gokudera's sailor mouth and implied sex.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Doesn't Always Matter by mar-map
"Sometimes what we want doesn't always matter." Slight 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Reunion by UniversalOverlordess reviews
All Tsuna wanted was to have a normal reunion. But when one adds in the Varia, an assassin, and secret plans, one never knows what to expect. 1827 BelxFran, 8059, XS. For kuroyukihime2.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
AKA: My Bad by kingburu reviews
It was an open topic, really. No one knew Vongola Primo's sexual preference, and it was open for discussion. G just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Cozart x Giotto.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Cozart S. - Complete
Reverse Treatment by Zaphirite reviews
Sometimes, it's not just the patient who needs healing. Spoilers for Chapters 293-295. Fem!Gokudera x Yamamoto/ 80Fem!59. Oneshot. Genderbending yay.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Start Over by LIttlE.DrUnk.NiNJy reviews
After high school Misaki lives a successful life. Although she left Usui behind. With her mother in the hospital, stress from work, and reuniting with Usui...her life couldn't get any better. Until she gets a call from the hospital...
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
That Butler, Mythical by meamsusan reviews
A tribute to the good old times. You know, before Ciel died and fell off a bridge in slow motion? Please leave a review! I personally like the second chap better!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
How To Fix A Nightmare by LittleRedButterfly reviews
Every night was a living nightmare for Misaki. He didn't want to sleep. Will Akihiko be able to save him from the nightmares that are killing his lover?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009
Only Time Will Tell by lost highway reviews
Gokudera Hayato has loved one man in his life. And he will continue to love him. Regardless of whether or not it is reciprocated. A tale about one man's love. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Infractus Speculum reviews
Misaki wakes up one night after a horrible nightmare and Usagi-san wants to know about it. Will it bring to the couple closer together or hurt them?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
You Can't Fix Me by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
She left for over a year and now she's back...with a surprise. "You can't fix me! Just leave me alone before we hurt each other again!" Shima FINALLY COMPLETE!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,879 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Shiki Wants a Kitty? by XthirteenX reviews
When Shiki and Rima are at a photo shoot for an animal shelter Shiki wants a Kitty and wont let go of the idea
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Toppings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Silence and The Ruckus by MisikaChan reviews
When Hibari entered the Vongola mansion he wasn't prepared for the deafening silence. the ruckus was still there, he was sure, so then how was it possible for the mansion to be this quiet. 1827 One-shot. warnings inside. have a sequel out
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/16/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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Aizen is a butterfly reviews
one of the most stupidest conversation me and my friends had last night. T cos there's explicit language parody cos' theres l'oreal ahh. disclaimer: i don't own bleach nor l'oreal
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
さようなら Mr 80 reviews
its just 80 being an asshat to mr.59 not a oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto
Tribute to Cozart and Giotto reviews
just another tribute to those two.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Cozart S. - Complete
insert title here reviews
This wasn't how it was supposed to be. no pairings. EDIT: forgot to put this: KUROSHITSUJI belongs to Yana Toboso
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
It's unmistakble but it's true reviews
one-sided 8059 and how he ends his life as a sacrifice. Rated T to be safers.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
this is my love story but you r the only exception reviews
Note: fem27xGiotto. What happens when Giotto does something bad to his unknown fiance that was living with him as his sister? more on inside!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Hey,I miss you, I love you reviews
Sequel to Sorry Gokudera, Tsuna, and everyone else... summary inside
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Sorry Gokudera, Tsuna, and everyone else reviews
What would Yamamoto do if Gokudera rejected him. More summary on the inside.. Rated T cause Goku-chan dropped an F- bomb
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
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