Embarrassed-Elfhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Frozen. About me: Name: Aegneth No, I don't know why I called myself Embarrassed-Elf. Think of it as a brainfart after reading too much Tolkien in too short a time period. "Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that my dear children is called cannibalism, and is indeed frowned upon by most societies" -Willy Wonka Submitted: Cord Weathers - Abomination (Broadstroke) Camille ‘Cam’ Whey - Labyrinth (SnowLucario) Mercury Wate - Bad Vibes (The Shanky Shark) Tobias Carnate - Bad Vibes (The Shanky Shark) Asriel Lane - Endure and Survive (011001) Ria Mellon - Fear Driven (Mystery-Takes-Its-Tole) |
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Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 523,809 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 4,497 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
The Marauders by EvelynWn reviews
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs: Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers left behind a legacy that every teacher remembers. They keep it a secret so future Magical Mischief-Makers can't follow in Mischief-Making footsteps. This is the story they don't want you to know, all seven years of it. Don't forget to hide the evidence, the spell's simple: Mischief Managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 359,344 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
All of the Reasons Why by independentalto reviews
Of COURSE Fury would come up with a list of things the Avengers shouldn't do. And who would they be if they didn't do them? Everything that can and will happens. They snark. They drink. They...have object wars? Based off of skiddliebop's "They have rules?" One shots in no chronological order. Romanogers, Clintasha, Stony...I play with everything. But Pepperony. Always Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 331,010 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Am Not a Victim by Relena Mishima reviews
The 74th Hunger Games take an odd turn when something unexpected happens: an alliance no one saw coming. This seemingly simple change does far more than provide an exciting twist for the audience; it changes everything that comes afterward.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,792 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H., Glimmer - Complete
Fellowship of the Misfits by Thargelion reviews
In which Frodo cries, the horses of Middle-earth get revenge, Aragorn guzzles miruvor, Boromir snarks, Glorfindel is hyper, Sam hides in rosebushes, Elrond is threatened with death, and the Nazgul are rather deaf. And to top it off, Frodo Baggins is carrying the One Ring! Valardammit! A parody of FotR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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Realisations reviews
Telling his so-called 'family' was one thing. He just couldn't figure out how to tell his best friends. Especially the one it was all centred around. But maybe he didn't need to. Rated K because I'm kinda paranoid, yet don't think it's that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Cold Inside reviews
Eladeth is full of a cold that begs to be quenched. The last time she gave in, someone died. A character cross between Leo's powers and Elsa's attitude to her magic.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2014
The Waterfall reviews
In Rivendell, there was a waterfall. In Rivendell, there were two mischievous twins who loved fun and games. Particularly ones that made Lord Elrond panic. Funny one-shot: an Estel prank
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete