Hey, I'm Lu. I am mad.

Things I love - decent fanfics, ice cream, MALEC, BOOKS, writing, PERU (I really want to visit) art (especially when I can incorporate Malec) and people who love Cassie's writing!

The Mortal Instruments Pledge:

I promise to remember Jace, whenever someone is being sarcastic.

I promise to remember Clary, whenever someone is very artistic.

I promise to remember Jocelyn, when I see a loving mother.

I promise to remember Jonathon, when I see a horrible brother.

I promise to remember Luke, when I see a dog walk by me.

I promise to remember Simon, when someone says they won't bite me.

I promise to remember Isabelle, whenever I feel brave.

I promise to remember Raphael, when I see someone dig a grave.

I promise to remember Alec, when somone is very protective.

I promise to remember Magnus, whenever someone is really productive.

I promise to remember Maia, when someone is very tough.

I promise to remember Valentine, when someone is very rough.

I promise to remember TMI,

Always and always!

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.We are all dying! Attack the brainwashed! ATTACK! Take that you zombie!

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG, Knut25282, PjoHP, annabethandpercy4ever, 7thseven, Anastasia121212, Kelly Herondale, AngelWithASeraphBlade

“This is for the girls who don’t always win.The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them.The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis.The girls who love, learn and regret.The girls who may never have it easy.The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it.The real girls."

Girls are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with fictional characters copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quieted died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

HopeYou know the girl you just called fat? She overdosed on diet pills.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the counter said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said...

"When i was born i was black,

when i'm hot i'm black,

when i'm cold i'm black,

when i'm sick i'm black,

and when i die i'll be black

But...When you were born you were pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me coloured?"

Paste this on your profile if your against racism. The hand of friendship has no colour.

IF JUSTIN BIEBER THREATENED TO JUMP OF A BUILDING 80% OF GIRLS WOULD BE SCREAMING. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 20% OF THAT WOULD BE GRABBING THE POPCORN AND SITTING ON A LAWN CHAIR, SCREAMING "DO A FLIP!"

Friends: Will stay at you house evey other weekend

Best Friends: Are you weekend boarders.

Friends: Will comfort you when you're rejected.

Best Friends: Will go hunt down the mofo that broke your heart with a shovel while singing "Somebody's gonna get it!"

Friends: Borrow things and will give it back.

Best Friends: Will keep things so long they don't knife that it's yours anymore.

Friends:Will call your parents Mr./Mrs.

Best Friends: Will call your parents Mommy/Daddy.

Friends: Won't eat your food

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food.

Friends: Will help you up when you fall down.

Best Friends: Will help you up then knock you down again.

Friends: Have your number

Best Friends: Have you on speed dial.

Friends: Are there for your funeral

Best Friends: Are in the coffin next to you.

Friends: Are only for a little while.

Best Friends: Are for a life time.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number

BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favourite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) . Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. . A caring person. One of a kind. Gorgeous Smile. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed or are planning to do it.

Things to do on an Elevator

1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5.MEOW occasionally.

6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.

8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."

(Okay that is pretty immature there but this is the sort of things i would actually do)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all eternity.

I hope you enjoy my fanfics!!!

Lu xxxxx

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her