Warning: Profile will most likely contain adult content, adult situations, shameless plugging, controveries, rants, and things that will just generally confuse or piss you off.

Yo!

Just decided to make this a place for some of my pointless ramblings. -.-;;
Anyways, on with the show...

Favorite Anime/Manga

Ouran Host Club *new favorite*

Naruto
Inuyasha
Fruits Basket
Wolf's Rain
Gravitation
Trigun
Full Metal Alchemist

I am a proud Yaoi fan (and Yuri of course), and thus support the majority of yaoi pairings in my favorite shows, especially those pertaining to my favorite characters. I will say, though, that I do not read incest pairings simply because I do not prefer them to other pairings. The only time I will read incest is if it is a pairing from Fruits Basket, and even so I will not read a fan fic with the pairing being Ayame and Yuki. I know that there are lots (...and lot and lots and lots) of people who do like incest pairings, and to them I tip my proverbial hat because I acknowledge that y'all enjoy it, and I can respect that.

11/29/05 12:20 AM

When I think about Uzumaki Naruto, certain songs seem to scream at me. Like when Naruto is in his Sexy no Jutsu form the song 'Shook Me All Night Long' by AC/DC seems to be playing (..in my head o0) And even though he's Japanese, he does have American thighs in his female form. Or when 'Behind Blue Eyes' by Limp Bizkit comes on, I automatically think of Naruto when he's in a sad mood. (Vash fits this song too T.T). Just yesterday morning I was listening to 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police and I was hit with this image of someone watching (and possibly obsessing over) Naruto from afar. Sweet, yet a tad bit creepy when dealing with this imagery.

12/01/05 12:12 AM

I'd like to thank Sly Omi of TheArchives for introducing me (not personally, mind you) to KibaNaru in the Drabble Collection, Animal Instincts. Another Drabble Collection that is also excellant is Lazy Love by Noniechan, which has ShikaNaru. Now I had never read a fanfic before that contained KibaNaru or ShikaNaru, so it was 'a first' when I chanced upon their work. Needless to say that I was and still am greatly impressed with their work and ability to keep everyone in-character. So I'm very happy to say that I now have two more pairings that I like that has Naruto in it, of the Naruto series. I highly reccommend these Drabble Collections for all Yaoi fans alike, not just Naruto ones.

Animal Instincts: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2279287/1/

Lazy Love: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2180086/1/

Here's a few of my favorites of Murphy's Laws and observations.
-Sighs happily- Irony at its finest:

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

A slice of buttered toast will, when dropped, always land butter-side down

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse

Sex is dirty only if it's done right

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love

Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker:

1) The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.

2) The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of non-smokers in the vicinity.

3) A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section.

4) The life of a cigarette is directly proportional to the intensity of the protests from non-smokers

Saunders's Discovery:
Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour:
People are always available for work in the past tense

12/23/05 11:32 AM

I have found yet another great Naruto fanfic, courtesy of the search engine. It's a SasuNaru pairing in AU, yosh! This is the first time I've seen a plot like this so I'll go out on a limb and say extremely orginal. Oooh, the way it's put together gives me shivers (3. The Uke Reformation a.k.a Lady Lamb has even posted that lemons will be only on Aff.net. If y'all care to check it out, just click on the lovely blue link provided.

None the Wiser: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2523580/1/

1/08/06 3:35 AM

Glory, glory. I just finished reading a Naruto fanfic(...for a change..heh) and I love it. It's called I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679. It's a SasuNaru pairing with several side- and unrequited-pairings in the Romance/Angst genre. I enjoyed reading this fanfic sooo much (3. It even made me cry...a lot... not that that's saying much since to this day I still cry when Mufasa from The Lion King dies. But, my over-emotional self aside, it really is quite beautifully written and has quite a heart-impact. Check out her profile for an alternate ending and a few uncensored scenes. (3

I think I better leave right now: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1893799/1/