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Joined 05-10-18, id: 10731923, Profile Updated: 06-26-18
Author has written 19 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s, Borrowers series, Harry Potter, and Bendy and the Ink Machine.

Hello, hello!

Now, uh, before you become a, uh, honorary member of the F-Freddy Fazbear’s n-night guard family, you, uh, n-need to know the, uh, other members of our, l-little family...

Michael Schmidt, also known as Mike, Sh* or F*ed Up Night Guard, is the a*hole.

Scott Cawthon, also known at Phone Guy, Scotty, Mr. Ring-Ring, or PG, is the one who’s more than he seems.

Jeremy Fitzgerald, also known as Stuttering Jerber, Jer, or Jerber, is the cinnamon roll.

Fritz Smith, also known as Irish Jig or Red, is the ignorant one.

James Stiller, also known as Grave Digging Jay, Grave Digger, and Nerd, is the knowledgeable jock.

Vincent Wright, also known as Purple Guy, Vince, or Mutated Grape, is the unlucky one.

Caleb White, also known as H* Spawn, Cay, or Crying Child, is the sane one.

Eggs Benedict, also known as Egged Jacka* or Eggsy, is the uncontrollable one.

David Harrison, also known as D* Bag, Mr. Harrison, or Dave, is the business man.

William Afton, also known as Mr. A*hole, Mr, Afton, Boss, and Will, is the sadistic one.

And Golden Freddy’s entire life is centered around screwing with their sanity.

Not to mention, there are...others who are named honorary night guards as well.

This is our AU, something that started out as a random sequence of roleplays is now an entire world centered around Five Nights At Freddy’s video game franchise. These characters are all from one game inside Scott Cawthon’s world we all know and love, and they have been made to make people smile and laugh, even through the hell they’ve willingly signed their souls to.

So sit back, enjoy the ride, and don’t let anyone know you’ve been here...

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Ghosts don't sleep by Thedyingjokepastaway reviews
Mike has done his shift of five nights, but due to financial problems, he is stuck with the night guard job at the haunted pizzeria. After the end of the fifth night, were the robots demonstrated having actual human intellect, having pieced back together the past events of this place, will Mike only survive night after night? Or will he try to put the children's spirits to rest?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Golden Freddy, The Puppet, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Switched by Indigo Masquerade97 reviews
My entry for Nightmares06's Brothers Apart contest. On an otherwise quiet night, Dean wakes up to find his brother missing, replaced with a strange tiny who is lost and scared. Sam, meanwhile, has his own problems with that tiny's unstable bondmate. Now they must work together to find each other, and right this wrong.
Crossover - Supernatural & Borrowers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
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Jeremy Messed Up reviews
Mike was just a night guard waiting to be killed by the end of the week. Now, he is the proud, and soon to be sole owner, of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Business is booming, animatronics are teeming with life, and Foxy is back in the spotlight after so many years. Even so, the dark past of Freddy's is slowly encroaching upon them. One with more ties than they could ever imagine.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Aftermath
A one-shot based upon the amazing song 'Aftermath' by the talented artists of Caravan Palace. Only rated for mentions of death and murder. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - Dutch - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Published: 10/21/2018
Inktober 2018 reviews
Each chapter, all one-shots, are dedication to each day of the month of October, each prompt serving as the guard's main device of torture being used against them. So sit back, relax, and we hope you enjoy our take of the wonderful time of Inktober. FNAF Style of course. Rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Golden Freddy, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Fritz Smith
Tiny And Young
What if Golden made a few adventures where one by one, each night guard got a turn to not only get shrunk, but turned younger as well? And of course, Jeremy's always the first one up. Different one-shots of their adventures. Based upon the Video Game Fanatics AU. Rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Fritz Smith, Egg Benedict
Night Guards For Sale reviews
After one full year of being together, a disease sweeps through the entire world, shrinking random people in the process. Due to the effects, it's been told each person infected never was a person to begin with, now only pets to be owned. Not everyone agrees, however. Rated for frequent cursing. Full warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Mike Schmidt, OC, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Fritz Smith
Left Behind reviews
A one-shot based upon the amazing song 'Left Behind' by the talented artists of DA Games. Only rated for mentions of death and murder. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2018 - The Murderer/William Afton, Egg Benedict
Irish Jig The Borrower
Fritz Smith, lovingly nicknamed 'Irish Jig' by Mike Schmidt, was never the greatest borrower. Risked his neck just to learn coding, as well as admittedly being stupid to help David Harrison. If only good intensions always met great outcomes. Only rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Crossover - Borrowers series & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Mike Schmidt, OC, Fritz Smith, Egg Benedict
Welcome To The Night Shift
Welcome to the night shift! Whether you came here because you need help with paying for rent, an extra bit of cash to get that special person in your life the greatest gift possible, or just for the thrill of the devastating past wrapped around the Freddy Fazbear franchise, we applaud you! That is, if you were aiming to get a job in the place nightmares exist...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie
Who's The Player Now? reviews
Golden can make anything happen with the snap of his fingers. As a treat to the video game characters, the night guards are placed inside a video game, all for good fun. Only, nothing ever works out as it should, especially with each one possessing a dark past. Only rated for frequent cursing and gore. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Mike Schmidt, OC, Jeremy Fitzgerald, Egg Benedict
The Ink Well
A one-shot based upon the tunnel of swirling voices and ink Henry passes through every time he meets an untimely end. Only rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Henry, Sammy Lawrence - Complete
Backstories
The introduction of the night guards inside Five Nights At Freddy's: Eggs Benedict in Sister Location, Jeremy Fitzgerald in FNAF 2, David Harrison in FNAF Pizzeria Simulator, James Stiller in FNAF 3, Caleb White in FNAF 4, not to mention Scott Cawthon as the voice over the phone, and Vincent Wright as the murderer. Rating details and warnings are at the beginning of each chapter.
Crossover - Five Nights at Freddy´s & Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,019 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018
Not What We Seem reviews
Those classified as brave are Gryffindor. Those cunning are Slytherin. The knowledgeable are Ravenclaw. The loyal, Hufflepuff. But, as everything has, there will always be the few who stand out among the crowd. Possibly even more so than Harry Potter himself. One-shot, rated for mild gore. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2018 - OC - Complete
Bedtime Stories
A one-shot based upon the scenario of Mike Schmidt telling Caleb White a story upon request. Only rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Mike Schmidt, The Child
The Marionette reviews
A one-shot based upon the wonderful cover preseted by 'kala' and 'Mationette Crying Child' on YouTube of the Marionette's music, other wise known as the tune for 'My Grandfather's Clock'. Only rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of the chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Mike Schmidt, The Puppet - Complete
The Wright Brothers
Vincent Wright was never meant to be a Wright. Treated as an outcast and meant to never be apart of the family even by his biological brothers. He was never forgotten about, however, and maybe it's time for a change. Only rated for frequent cursing and mentions of murder. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,812 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2018 - OC
Guardian Not Father, Guardian
Fritz Smit's mother died to the disease that took his father when he was young. Wanting to make sure the teenager can continue working undeterred at his restuarant Fazbear's Entertainment Center, David Harrison becomes the legal guardian over the Fazbear day guard.Only rated for frequent cursing, though mentions of death and murder. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,604 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2018 - OC, Fritz Smith
You've Been Replaced
Fritz Smith's mother married the restuarant owner of Fazbear's Entertainment Center and had another child, unknowingly leaving her first born feeling left out of the family. After attempting to introduce his new brother, a few things go awry... Only rated for frequent cursing. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,862 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2018 - OC, Fritz Smith
The Studio Animator reviews
Henry is a talented artist wanting nothing more than the opportunity to work under Joey Drew. Of course he was more than qualified to work under the ambitious man...if only he wasn't three inches tall. Simply small little drabbles based upon a borrower protagonist. If you have any suggestions or requests, we will be more than happy to oblige.
Crossover - Borrowers series & Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Henry, Joey Drew
Mike Messed Up reviews
Mike was just another night guard waiting to be killed by the end of the week. No more, no less. The thing is, how exactly are you supposed to react to your victim never hearing Phone Guy's messages, and instead is assigned to clean the dining room long after the clock strikes midnight?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear - Complete