That's kinda harsh, killing me 'cus of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?

-Nero

Dante: WAAAAAAAAH! VERGIL I WANNA COOKIE!!

Vergil: No Dante! You can't handle the sweets of Sparda!

Dante: Not now Nero, I'm bu- Oh wow... (Makes you think what Nero is -or isnt- wearing xB -hit in the head with a brick-)

Mom: If England and Scotland are in the closet, where's Whales??

Me: IN THE OCEAN!! DUH!!!

Mom: -Facepalm- /).-

Nero: o-o I hear something

Me: Maybe it's the beer talking, or you got a butt that won't quit = -=

Nero: Sorrryyyyyy the nachos don't agree with me all the time

Me: Why not?

Nero: They don't believe that I'm Mexican

Dante: So... You like men?

Nero: SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME!

Dante: Er...

Nero: Haha! I'm coming with open splayed legs! What're you gonna do?

Dante: I er... I don't know!

Nero: Too late! Imma bite you now -Chomps his arm-

Dante: o_o...