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Joined 01-18-05, id: 741580, Profile Updated: 02-23-08
Author has written 4 stories for Invader Zim, Futurama, Watership Down, and Simpsons.

"Horrid? Why, I'm thoroughly delightful. I'm an Original, if you please, and therefore incomparable. Of all the comic, absurd, rare and amusing creatures the world contains, I must be the supreme freak. But I'm glad--I'm awfully glad!--that I'm just what I am, and nothing else."
- L. Frank Baum, The Patchwork Girl of Oz


02/03/2008 - a rather shameful update: It seems that I have not kept to my unspoken word to post my stories. It is a fact that I have plenty of ideas and written evidence of said ideas. However, they are all rather unfinished and unedited. It's kinda sad because I do have many I want to share. I just have no juice to finish. I don't like posting unless I have at least 3 chapters finished (one exception is the story I did post which is still mostly in summary form). But from what I have seen of my work habits, it seems that that plan is rather foolish. So here is the plan; in one week I will post one new story, no matter how far I've gotten into it. I will also post the second chapter of The War: Not Won. Hopefully this deadline (by 02/10/2008) will give me the push I need. Let see if it happens.

02/11/2008 - a new story: I just posted Mechanical Paranoia, a Futurama tale in which Bender wakes up to a world which is not exactly like the one he left when he went to sleep. I will be doing this story at my leisure because I only have ideas up to a 5th chapter. I really don't know where I'm going to go with this one. But I like the idea so I think I'll see where it takes me. One interesting tidbit about the first chapter: the binary at the beginning spells out "Wake up, Bender!". I'm not sure if I used the code correctly so I apologies to anyone who is familiar with it. I just thought it would be fun to do something like that.

No, I did not write the second chapter of The War: Not Won. I've just not been able to work up any interest in that story. I know that it is good and someday I will finish it. Maybe I just need my sister to push me into it. But for now I'm not going to focus on it. Sorry.

02/14/08 - another story: posted Sunshadow. a story in the Watership Down vein. I have it planned out for a while but there is still a lot of work to be done. it's going to be a long story.

02/23/08 - new story: damn, these things keep on popping up. Dreams and Schemes is now up in the Simpsons section. Had the idea for a while but I was never really able to get past the first chapter until now. So I finally decided to post it.

I'm trying to get the 2nd chapter for the other two storys finished and up soon. Before March that goal will be met.

Waylon Smithers: A Life by SnakeOfSilver reviews
Mr. Burns forces Smithers to see a therapist about his depression, and as Smithers recollects important moments throughout his childhood, teen years, and young adulthood, he must face the internal and external conflicts that made him who he is. Ch. 19 up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
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Dreams and Schemes reviews
When Homer discovers Smithers’ secret, the Simpsons try to rebuild his relationship with Mr. Burns.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Sunshadow reviews
There is something unnatural running through our warren, silflaying on our grass, and sleeping in our burrows.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008
Mechanical Paranoia reviews
Bender wakes up in a world he doesn’t recognize and it’s such a pain in the butt.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bender R.
The War: Not Won reviews
Being a monarch is not an easy task, especially if you are the ruler of the former Irken Empire. Cowritten with Butterfly Stomper.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2006