So much for Craig being asexual.

Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.

Because there was no way he'd let anyone see him crack.

Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.

Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.

He does these things so they wouldn't see past the two left feet and notice the broken fifteen year old that laid half-dead in a dim alley way. It's unfortunate that Hibari had a knack for perceiving deceit. /NON-CON, self-harm /1827/ Post-Simon/

There are reasons why Tweek's addiction to fighting isn't all that bad, like how it was my job to take care of him afterwards because he couldn't even put on a bandaid right without getting the sticky sides to fuse together.

Making a deal with Seifer, Hayner is now required to pretend to be the bully's boyfriend for his annual trip home. The problem is, he's having a hard time remembering they aren't really dating...and Seifer isn't helping. Seiner.

Meaning "Beautiful Blue", a collection of ficlets/drabbles for Sora/Roxas. From the silly to the depressing. From the mundane to the exotic. Ficlet 50: "Dreams say a lot about a person's state of mind..."

Roxas; a poor boy, beaten to the point of giving up. Sora; The boy who might just be able to save him. RATED for chapter 21!

You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.

Tweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.

A series of short stories about the Once-ler, taking place in the first few years of his exile. And maybe it's fitting that he ends up with the one person whom he always cared about most. Oncest.

Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

He was the heir to a throne he didn't want. "She" held a secret that could destroy them both. Fate has brought them together. Now, they must choose between duty and love, between tradition and freedom. Does happiness or death await them? AU Roxas/Sora

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

The trail to adulthood is difficult, and only England may ease the struggle. Britcest. Dangerous fluff. Shounen-ai/Yaoi.

Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!

"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style

Sora never knew what he had until he stopped seeing and started dreaming. Roxora one-shot

Outside of his window in the distant sky, a spark of indigo flashed. The spark became a dot and the dot became a bulge, the bulge was quick to become a flaring mass… heading straight for Tsuna's front door. 'Maek a wIsh, bIg brOther' AU fic

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

A potion gone wrong causes Roxas to age back to his toddler years. This leaves Axel to look after his three year old best friend who is introducing the concept of feeling and love to the Organization members! Including Axel! AkuRoku. Zemyx. Marxene

Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.

After 20-odd years of constant death and resurrection, you'd think it would be easy to deal with the death of someone else. Kenny McCormick begs to differ.

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Because thou shalt always, ALWAYS trust your tattoo artist... Stenny, Kyman, Clutters. M for a reason.

RiSo, RiRo When Sora threw himself from the third floor balcony of his bedroom on Christmas Eve, he had expected a quiet death. But Death has other plans for him, and it's up to Sora to gain some closure in the past before his four days run out.

Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

Sora's life was going fine until an older version of himself literally falls from the sky bringing news of a horrific future and a mission to turn back the hourglass. Now Sora must fight fate to protect the one he loves. Post KH2 Riku/Sora. Complete!

What is Wonderland with no dreamer to reflect on it and to shape it? It's a twisted place, and the White Rabbit has a lot to learn... but the Cheshire Cat will be here to look after him, to protect him, to love him... MalexMale, some sexual content.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.

Sometimes, I thought I was the only person who remembered him…eventual Seiner, other pairings a surprise. COMPLETE! Chapter 22 as been revised, and others are currently undergoing revision

Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.

I am the creature that stalks you in the night. I am the monster that makes your blood run cold. I am the beast that makes your eyes clamp shut in fright. I am the lover that’ll give you feelings untold. Complete

When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE

Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan

Sometimes the one who laughs the most is the one who's crying the hardest.