I just discovered that I am a slash hag.

I'm female, 22, taken, boring, and sing O Canada as loud and off-key as possible. Am set on becoming an accountant. Told you I was boring!

Love: blasting opera, amateur ice hockey (playing not watching) chess (watching not playing) gay men (far too much, for what good does it do?) old handmade lace (cut up tablecloths and such, to make ugly clothes no one else would wear) nudists, wiccans, radicals, oh, and Jack Sparrow, but that goes without saying.

Hate: hate.