if kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers. Y
If hugs were minutes,I'd send you hours.Y
If smiles were waves,
I'd send you the sea. Y
And if love was a person, Y
I'd send u me! Y

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A boy gave a girl 12 roses, 11were real and 1was fake. He told her, "I'll luv u till the last one dies." She says "Wait one is fake". "Exactly because I'll luv u FOREVER

Flip-flopsbelly topslemonade in da shadeblue skieshot guys..late nites..water fightice cream..sweet dreams..party timelookin finesleepin insneakin outthat wat girls are all about!!

I want a boy who sparkels in the sunlight

"im just a Bella waiting for her Edward!"

Blondesmey have more fun but Edward perfersBrunetts

and then the princ Vampire

rode in on a white horse Shiny volvo

and saved the princess me

Forget Princess, i want to be a Vampire

dont make me go all "Volturi"on you

every time i hear thunder i wonder if vampires are playing baseball

Edward gives a whole new meaning toBite me

Jasper says RELAX

Edward is my Husband!

Warning! i drive like a Cullen!!!!!!

Jocab is myBest Friend!!!!!!!!!!!

(no matter how annoying he can be)

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and

paste this to ur page

I AMANAPPLE ONTHETOPOF THETREE

blondes are pretty,redheads are smart,but it takes a brunette to steal a guys heart

Wait for the guy who calls u beautiful instead of hot, who calls u backwhen u hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch u sleep, wait for the guy who kisses u on the forehead, who wants to show u off to all of his friends even when ur in ur sweats, who holds ur hand in front of his friends, wait for the one who is constanly reminding u how much he cares for u and how lucky he is to have u, wait for the one who turns to his boys and says "thats her.My

best i didn't losemy mind ... i sold it on ebay

I'm not short, I'm funsized

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!

a black man walks into a restraunt and the owner says:" no colored people alowed!"

"When i was born i was black

when i'm hot i'm black

when i'm cold i'm black

when i'm sick i'm black

and when i die i'll be black But...

When you were born you were pink

when you are hot you are red

when you are cold you are blue

when you are sick you are green

and when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me coloured?

The black man sat at a table and the white man walk away

Calling me fake won't make you real

Calling me ugly won't make you pretty

Calling me poor won't make you rich

Calling me stupid won't make you smart

Calling me fat won't make you skinny

So why even bother?

coka cola went to town

pepsi cola shot him down

dr.pepper fixed him up...

now were drinking 7 up!!

7up climbed a mountain

now we are drinking cherry fountain!

cherry fountain had a stroke,

NOW WERE BACK TO DRINKING COKE

You know the saying:

"Sticks and stones can break my bones,

but words can never hurt me"??

Well,

The bruises will heal, the cuts will be erased,

But the words that cut into my heart will never be displaced.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

i speak fluent sarcasm.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day

When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift thats why they call it present.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

“I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.”

Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son."

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

I don't obsess! I think intensely

I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?"

Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap

Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance.

Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Nevermind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile..