I got tired of ruining my own life, so I decided to come and ruin yours as well.

Hi, my name is Yvonne and... yeah. Continue on.

My Wattpad is @BajanZealandian and that is probably gonna be solely YouTube fanfics, mainly Pack, TBNRSquad, PeteZahHutt cause he's awesome as well, and maybe Sidemen.

If you criticize NoochZahHutt, Vikklan, Poofless or Merome... well, let's just say you'll be 'here today, gone tomorrow' :D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -chokes-

In case you haven't picked the fact up, YouTube and Fanfiction IS MY LIFE. So yeah. NO HATING

NOW CONTINUE WITH MY EPICALLY AWESOME PROFILE SENPAI

"Frick on a stick and call me a... dangit." - PrestonPlayz (WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA SAY)

"Satan is a good person" - Vikkstar123 (UMMMMM)

"I'm not a lollipop, I'm a firm, planted, grounded cactus and I don't need no independent dirt... block" - PrestonPlayz (Classic Preston xD)

OKAY I'M DONE WITH THE PACK QUOTES MOVE ON

YOUR BOY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (if it's not serious)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (sometimes)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 6/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (kind of)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink. (sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (sometimes)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 13/25

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[x] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $15 (well isn't that a good start .

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $65 (better...)

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $65 (5'0"... it's a cruel cruel world D:)

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $165 (Yay, some luck!)

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $265

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $865 (Big jump! :D)

Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $915 (Almost 1000..!)

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1365 (Over 1000!)

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $4190 (Whoa... big jump...)

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $5190 (*throws party* XD)

BYE SENPAI

EDIT 24/9/2016

My profile is freaking messed up as HELL omfg

Also remind me why people actually liked my writing back then? Cause I was rereading my old stuff and while some of it was halfway-decent, some of it was just ultra cringeworthy. Ugh.

Seriously tempted to just rewrite EVERYTHING on this account but tbh I just don't have the energy. Plus I already made another fanfiction.net account (not telling the username) so there's really no point.

Until I decide to post something on this account (which will NOT be soon, I promise you), it's goodbye I guess. :)x

Love you!