likes: good music, lotr, hp, star wars, books by meg cabot, CHOCOLATE!
hates: pop music, rap, slash, mary-sues, not enough humor.

I'm a writer on a mission.

These days are troubled. The lotr section is filled with not enough humor. The Harry Potter section is too, um, something. In the Princess Diaries section, there are too many movie-based and romances. In the Mediator, half are actually 1800-Where R Us, where the other half are romances.

I think it's time for a change.

We need more HUMOR, people. Not Mary-Sues, not slashes, not romance, not things that get too serious. Some of those are okay, but we are seriously suffering from a humor deficiency. Yes, I know that there are many humors. But there aren't enough of those. We need more.

That is my mission.

Besides writing the first Teen Idol and All American Girl fics.

Quotes!
"Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive."- Airplane!

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."- also Airplane!

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A NEWT?"
"I got better."-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."-Forrest Gump

"I pledge allegiance to the band."-School of Rock

"You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin, LotR:FotR

"I am on no side, because no one's on my side."-Treebeard, LotR: TTT

"I am no man!"-Eowyn, LotR:RotK

"I am a passenger of spaceship Earth."-The View from Saturday

"Love springs eternal. Love springs a turtle."-It's an Aardvark-Eat-Turtle World

"It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not."-Kurt Cobain