Ookami-chan96
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I LOVE WOLFS XD

I'm a random chick who can care to much at times and is a sweet angel like child who loves the color pink and one day will be a all star cheerleader *dizzy*. Oh wow typing that crap almost killed me -.-' . Any who I love the colors PURPLE BLACK BLUE and GREY. Loves kicking it with friend am pretty lay back but don't piss me off i will go super saion bitch up your ass *evil laugh*. Hmm i am random though and weird and can care to much (only for few). Hey has any one ran into a wall before 0.o 'cause i have *cough cough* you still do...EH?!

Mother Fugders!!! they found me ahh *runs away but runs into the glass window* itai stupid thing always pop out of no where. Evil People are stupid monkeys is what i say. *looks around* So strange when no one is around and your skate board follows you with a cat on it when you say it really happen people just call you an idiot and ask for proof -.-'

such a weird song: Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song

Extra Cheese

Save a piece for me

Pizza, party at you house

I went, just to check it out. 19 extra larges, what a shame no come!

Just us, eatin' all alone

You said, "Take the pizza home. no sense lettin' all this go to waste."

So then i faced,

Pizza all day, and every day,

This, cheese 'round the clock, is gettin' me blocked

And i sure don't care, for irregularity

Tell me,

Why,d you have to go and make me so constipated?

'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

In the bathroom.

I sit, and i wait, and i strain, and i sweat, and i clench, and i feel the pain.

Oh, should i take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

No, No, No.

I was, feelin' pretty down, 'till my, girlfriend came around.

We're just, so alike, in every way, I gotta say,

In fact, i just thought i might, pop the, question there that night. I was, kissin' her so tenderly.

But woe is me!

Who would've guessed, her family crest, i suddenly spied, tattooed on her thigh,

And, son of a gun, It's just like the one on me,

Tell me, how was i supposed to know we were both related?

Believe me, if i knew she was my cousin we never would've dated.

Should i, go ahead, and propose and get hitched, and have kids with 11 toes

and, move to Alabama where that kinda thing is tolerated?

No, No, No

I had, so much on my mind, I thought, maybe i'd unwind

Try out, that new roller coaster ride, and the guide,

said not to stand, but that's a demand, that i couldn't meet, i got on my feet.

Stood up instead, and knocked off my head.

You see!

Tell me, why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated?

It really is a, major inconvenience, oh man, i really hate it.

Such a drag now.

I can't eat, can't breathe, can't snore, i can't belch, or yodel anymore.

Can't spit or blow my nose, or even read sports illustrated.

Oh no!

Why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated?

Gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.

What a bummer!

I can't sleep, i can't sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.

Haven't been the same since my head and i were separated.

No, No, No.

Man I'm a weird chick.

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