Um...ok.

I'm really not sure what I'm suppose to say about myself. -_-

Heres the link to my Deviantart account (SEE MY ARTWORK!!YOUR GOD COMMANDS IT!!):

and my Gaiaonline username is The Kidney Thief. Photobucket: ShadowKitt-chan.

Youtube(I Don't have any videos of my own, but I have hundreds of Favorites.They're Funny.You should watch them.All of them.Each.) : Waffleraccoon

Chances are if I'm not on here, I'm on one of those accounts.

I don't have to impress you people.

Well..my Favorite Anime/Manga series are:

Fullmetal Alchemist .Avatar the Last Airbender

Naruto .Yu Yu Hakasho

Wolf's Rain .Hamatro (it was a show about adorable hamsters getting into all kinds of CRAZY hijinks, how do you NOT love that?)

Soul Eater .Unico (Also known as the CUTEST. ANIME MOVIE. EVER. MADE.Goggle it)

.DeathNote .Pokemon (The Original one.and I guess some of the Johto episodes.I really stoped watching after that.)

Chobits .Samurai Pizza Cats (. . .yeah.)

.Hellsing . Yobi the Five Tailed Fox (actually, this children's anime movie was made in Korea.But still it's as cute as sin either way)

Thats just a brief list. I watch/read A LOT of anime and manga but these are the ones that I really,really liked and it's fun writing stories and comics for them since most of them several plot holes and silly reasoning that I can exploit for my amusement.HURRAY!

Favorite American Cartoons and Animations:

.Futurama .Invader ZIM

.Freakazoid .Animaniacs

.The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy .The Misadventures of FlapJack

.Ren and Stimpy .Spongebob Squarepants

.Fairly Odd Parents .Danny Phantom

.Phineas and Ferb .Robot Chicken

.Simpsons .Clone High

.Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends .The Original My Little Pony

Like with Anime and Manga, I watch A LOT of cartoons. 85 percent of what I watch IS cartoons now that I think about it.I REFUSE TO GROW UP!!Those are just the ones I think are brillant...except My Little Pony. I"m not sure how or why I put that on my top cartoon list, probably because last month I found an old VHS tape with the old My Little Pony Movie on it and I watched it. And I just fell back in love with it. Espicially with the Shmooze. Nothing can stop the Shmooze...That was one of the songs.Also a few days ago on Youtube I found a video of My Little Pony set to one of my favorite German Goth Metal Songs Tier by Rammstein that was just plain awesome.Also the song,translated into English is about incest and beastiality.I got a little humor out of that. Look it up.

My Favorite Non-Animated TV Shows:

. Mystery Science Theater 3000 .The Soup

.Daily Show .The Colbert Report

.Boy Meets World .Scrubs .Dr. Who

.Pushing Daisies .X-Files .Twilight Zone/Tales from the Darkside/Outerlimits/Monsters

.Whose Line is it Anyway? .Yo Gabba Gabba (. . .)

.Pee Wee's Playhouse (. . .) .I didn't know I was Pregnant (The Funniest show about unsuspecting mothers unwilling making the greatest commitment, Thanks TLC!)

My Favorite Movies:

.Edward Scissorhands .Repo! The Genetic Opera

. Donnie Darko .Sweeney Todd

. Nightmare Before Christmas .Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

.Hellraiser .Felidae .Pan's Labyrinth

.Any Given Non-Live Action, Animated Disney Movie .BeetleJuice

. The Dark Knight .The Matrix .Mars Attacks

.Rent .Rocky Horror Picture Show

.Jurassic Park . Videodrome .Horror B-Movies

My Favorite Books:

.JTHM .Squee

.The Sight .The Plague Dogs

.Fell .Lenore's Noogies

.Watership Down .L changed the World .The Neverending Story

.Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre .Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

. Pretty much EVERY H.P. Lovecraft story ever .The Stand

.Salem's Lot .Pet Sematary .Cell .Adromeda Strain

.The Warriors Book Series .Malice

If you were paying attention to the list you might notice that both the Twilight and Harry Potter Book Series were not included in my list. Personally I'm not a big fan of either neither of the series so go on. Hate me.

My Favorite Video Games:

.The World Ends With You (Best DS game ever.) .Okami

.Pokemon (unlike the anime, I really enjoy the game series.) .Resident Evil Games

. The Legend Of Zelda Games .Super Mario RPG

. The Katamari Damacy Games .Silent Hill

. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (only because of the Chao garden) . Viva Pinata

. The Sims .Kingdom Hearts

.Kirby Games .Tales Of Symphonia

Music I Like (Better get cozy down, this is going to take a LONG time):

. The Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer .Jack Off Jill .Marilyn Manson .Linkin Park .KoRn .My Chemical Romance

.Nightwish .Pink Floyd .Rammstein .Schoolyard Heroes .Richard Cheese .Voltaire .Within Temptation

.London After Midnight .Birdeatsbaby .Rob Zombie .Emilie Autumn .Three Days Grace .System of a Down

. A Perfect Circle .Smashing Pumpkins .Skinny Puppy .AngelSpit .Cocorosie .The Aquabats .I Am Ghost

.The Birthday Massacre .Creature Feature .Dr. Steel .Dead Kennedys .Deathstars .Fiona Apple

.Guano Apes .MGMT The Lonely Island .In Flames .Insane Clown Posse .Kamelot .Jimmy Eat World .Muse .Modest Mouse

.Lords of Acid .Velvet Acid Christ .Nine Inch Nails .Oasis .Panic! at the Disco .Papa Roach .Peppermint Creeps

.Pink .Postal Service .Pretty Balanced .Prozzack .Alien Sex Fiend .Puscfier .Radio Head .Rasputina .Razed in Black

.Scarling .Sentenced .Simple Plan .Skillet .Stephen Lynch .Stolen Babies .Streetlight Manifesto

.Straylight Rush .Symphony X .Switchblade Symphony .Takeharu Ishimoto .Thousand Foot Krutch ,ThouShaltNot

.They Might Be Giants .Unextrodinary Gentlemen .The Used .Unexpect .The Verve .We are Scientists

.Wierd Al Yankovich .White Stripes .Ziggy Marley . .Otep .My Ruin .kidneythieves .Kissing Violet

.Dr. Demento .Bauhaus .The Cure .Daft Punk .The Dark Clan .Isole .(intheclear) .Kittie

.nolongerhuman .Poisonblack .Blue Oyster Cult .Atreyu .Mushroomhead .Oingo Boingo

My Favorite Quotes (because...everyone seems to have these, I just want to be popular):

"Crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race" -Rocky Horror Picture Show

"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O' Lord, make my enemies ridiculous ...and he did" -Voltaire

"We'll tear your soul apart" -Hellraiser

"The World is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind" -H.P. Lovecraft

"The most merciful thing in the world...is the inability of the human mind to correlate all it's contents" -H.P. Lovecraft

"I think there is something a little too self-conscious about enjoying being an outsider" -Jhonen Vasquez

"Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people Cheshire Cat: Oh you can't help that; We're all mad here.I'm mad.You're Mad" -Alice in Wonderland

"I hope when the world does come to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to" -Donnie Darko

"Well, life isn't that simple.Who cares if Ling Ling returns the money or not?It has nothing to do with love or fear.There are other things to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion.You can't just lump everything into two categories and ignore everything else" -Donnie Darko

"The accumalated filth from all their sex and murder will foam above their waists and the whores and politicans will shout 'save us' and I'll whisper 'no'"- Watchmen

"Why don't you ask the kids at Tianamen Square, was fashion the reason why they were there?" -Hypnotize by System of a Down

"The prisonor who stands before you was caught red-handed showing feelings, showing feelings of an almost human nature.This will not do...Call the SchoolMaster!" -The Trial by Pink Floyd

"The death of one is a tragady, the death of a million is just a statistic" -The Fight Song by Marilyn Manson

"This next song reminds me of the time I ripped a cold cheeseburger out of my daughter's hand. I told her it was because I didn't want her to get mad cow disease but really, I was just hungry." -Rasputina

"If looks could kill then I might make myself blind" -Band Aid Covers the Bullet Hole by Scarling

"I am the poet of the Body and the poet of the Soul, The pleasures of heaven are with me and the pains of hell are with me, The first I graft and increase upon myself, the latter I translate into a new tongue" -Walt Whitman

"Any tree can drop an apple, I'll drop the freaking moon" -The World Ends with You

"You can't sue yourself for writing an unauthrorized auto-biography" -The Four Postmen

"We here at Yu-gi-oh the Abrigded Series like to believe that Pokemon copies us, so there." -LittleKuriboh

"I can't believe they cancelled Viva Pinata! That show had CGI talking animals for God's sake" -LittleKuriboh

"Yami: Kaiba must die!! Yugi: But what will Grandpa say? Grandpa: Yuuugiiii...kill that son of a bitch." -Yugioh the Abrigded

"Tristan: Duke no matter what happens, just remember one thing: In another few hours the sun will rise! Duke: WHAT THE EFF IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?? Tristan: I DON'T KNOW!!BUT IT'S TRUE!!" -Yugioh Abridged

" 'You are a EFFing god. Please keep it up.Yea you rock. Bakura: Of course I'm a EFFing god you mortal!Do you think a regular human being can pull off this hair cut? Not to mention the whole 'plunging the world into darkness' thing. So yes I'm a EFFing god, so start treating me like one!Bow down all of you! Worship my haircut!Your God commands it! This is fun, who's next?" -Yugioh abridged

" ~Who's that crazy Kook destroyin' the World? It's Zorc! Zorc: That's me! It's Zorc and Pals!~ Bakura: Zorc, did you forget our anniversity again? Zorc: Yes, I was too busy destroying the world . I've slaughtered millions! Bakura: That's my Zorc! ~The Blood of the innocent will flow without end! His name is Zorc and he's destroying the world!~ " Yugioh Abridged

"Pegasus: At long last my evil plan to steal an object from a small child will be complete. Yami: You mean you arranged this whole touranment to steal my Milleunium Puzzle? Pegasus: Exactly Yami: Did you ever consider just asking me for it? I mean, Do you realize how much time and money you wasted on this entire scam!People have died during this tournament all because you wanted a necklace!I killed a gay clown for Ra's sake! Pegasus: Look or you going to play a children's card game with me or not? Yami: I might as well" -Yugioh Abridged

ANYWAY.

If you don't already know, or guess, many of my stories are made for the sole purpose of my own sick, twisted amusement.If you don't like my paroding then...well...I agree with you. They do suck.They're usually just wierd stuff I write when I get bored at school. So Yeah.