In which Kurt is a HBIC! who has all the men eating out his hands and in which Sebastian is a manwhore whose head is turned by the fabulous cheerleader with the booty that won't quit. Also with Kurtana friendship, Heavens bromance, Puckurt sex because what is life without Puckurt sex and Sebastian and Kurt being utterly delicious. Kurtbastian endgame because duh.