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Joined 10-09-04, id: 684209, Profile Updated: 01-05-16
Author has written 6 stories for Animorphs, 1984, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Charmed.
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Your Basic Nightmare by Catty Vancouver reviews
Giantsized Helmacron relatives show up and send Rachel and Marco back in time to the Revolutionary War. And that was the easy part...YES, I AM UPDATING IN 2019!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,170 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Marco, Rachel
The Unexpected by LilManiac reviews
Jade finds herself in New York city, and what she encounters leads to an unexpected team up! Please R & R!
Crossover - Animorphs & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Complete
Group is Now in Session by HowlynMad reviews
New Chapter REVISED- You heard it here first..our favorite villains are in group therapy with Dr. Lecter. Literally, spilling their guts... or someone's guts. ADULT humor. It's rude and crude and all about silly. You have been warned.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/1/2003
The Belief by Birdie num num reviews
Stephanie's life was already difficult as a Christian girl. As an Animorph however, 'difficult' is going to take on a whole new meaning...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/9/2005
A Buffy Summers Christmas by Shotinthedark reviews
Tis' the season and the Scoobies plan on celebrating this year, now that they don't have to worry about an evil Hellgod. The day begins like any Holiday: lots of food, presents, family, friends, demon attacks...hey, what did you expect? Complete!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fanfic Cliche of Doom by NoelleWeasley reviews
Harry battles the ultimate evil in his sixth year...fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Trust by RasberryGirl reviews
CH11: In groups of three, the Animorphs start the first leg of their journey to Virginia. Marco wonders if keeping Cassie's confidence will harm Jake, who feels as if he is definitely missing something. Ax becomes jealous sort of. RT & C meet a new ally.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003
What If? by Vanessa Masterson reviews
During season 7. Buffy is dead and Dawn seems to be the new slayer. What kind of trouble can a teenager get into on the hellmouth? Chapter 4 coming soon!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Dawn S.
The Calling by kaz456 reviews
A current situation captures the attention of the Animorphs while they are still in the midst of a problem concerning Tobias. Rachel POV, set near 33 of the series.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Calvin, babysat guerilla commando by TomDragonblade reviews
Rosalyn babysits Calvin, but the dictator-for-life of G.R.O.S.S is'nt going to stand for this indignity...COMPLETED!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Shattered by LilManiac reviews
Kind of a prequel to Glass Dagger,co-written by gpshaw... hopefully will make a good story... R & R please! (finished)
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by LilManiac reviews
My version of the end of the war. With my characters included... ;)
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,151 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004
Animorphs: The Crossover by Deep Roller reviews
Marco's always thinking with his stomach. And this time it's landed everyone in trouble with a certain Slayer and her group. Has anyone ever morphed a vampire before? Oh man, crossovers should really be illegal.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
Sounds of Silence by darkofnight reviews
Dr. Lecter has been re-captured, and is once again working with the FBI to find another serial killer.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004
Still Going Strong by YouHadMeAtHelloxo reviews
SEQUEL TO READY FOR TOMORROW! Lucy and Kevin find out that life with toddler triplets is quite a challenge. Families continue to grow, and new problems arise. Will they be too big for the Camdens, Kinkirks, Petrowskis, and Ponces? COMPLETE!
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
The children of Gatlin Nebraska by Evil Corn Child reviews
I'm no good with summaries you'll have to read it to find out what it's about. Please read and review. Thanks.
Children of the Corn - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2004
The Broadband Connection by Jonathan R reviews
Someday we'll find it. The broadband connection. The lovers, the Griffins, and me. (Guaranteed to sound like an actual episode! Read 'n review and see for yourself)
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 11/26/2003
Face to Face by Oedipal Kat reviews
When the rest of the Animorphs are captured and infested after 17, Rachel is out on her own looking for nothing but revenge. What she finds forces her to face herself. Completed.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,333 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Complete
THE TASK by Freak Apple reviews
Cassie has to babysit Rachel's little sisters. Can she handle it? Hehe. Theres also some Jake-Cassie stuff in here so **ropes all the J/C people in** Huzzah! Review please! Um. . .if it sucks tell me. . .
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2003
7th Heaven Episodes by Daenerys Stark reviews
Various episodes mocking this cheesy show
7th Heaven - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003
The Antimorphs Chronicals, The Director's Cut by Elcolo9 reviews
Freed from his island prison, David Taggart gathers a team to kill the Animorphs and defeat the Yeerks. Evil never dies, it just gets new friends... Updated from original version, May 2000.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002
A 'Corn-y' Situation by Garbage and City Lights reviews
Loosely based upon a fic I read by Mica West. What would happen if my greatest wish was granted, and Micah came into my world? Apparently... chaos. Read and review.
Children of the Corn - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2001
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Chaos reviews
The Yerk empire, reeling from the loss of Earth has set it's sights on the small planet of Gurwon. The Animorphs and a new host of allies have come to turn the tide. Betrayal, death and destruction ensue...
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 1/9/2005
Isaac and Ishmael reviews
When a Dark Lighter attacks Piper in her club, the Charmed ones discover a dark secret that has been hidden by Whitelighters for 18 years, a secret that could hearald the formation of a new evil, or powerful ally... chapter 1 fixed: no longer my homework
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Point the Stake reviews
A little song I made up, it goes to the tune of Mack The Knife I hope to use it my acutal series later on.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Tortured Mind reviews
During his tourture at a POW camp Erik has vision of what his life would be like if he had joined the Animorphs early if he had gotten the real morphing power and if he left the team in anger... not your typical self insertation!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005
Letter to The Brotherhood reviews
An AP project, not my best work but tell me what you think and what grade I should get. It's a letter to create a little bit of hop as Orwell didn't do that.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
Glass Dagger reviews
The Animorphs join forces with another group to at long last end the Yeerk invasion. One of my earlier works so it's got some problems but I think that the story itself is strong, so try and enjoy it. M: Strong Language Sexual content Violence
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,417 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Complete