As if being a fifteen year-old guy who likes guys isn't bad already. Being a fifteen year-old guy who gets pregnant by a guy is infinitely worse. Oh God, Dean is going to murder him. [AO3 work ID number: 13694889]

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

A collection of Drarry oneshots for all Drarry shippers, including: smut, AU, fluff, angst, and more. I'll happily take ideas! (except anything with gore!)

In which the Shrieking Shack becomes the Moaning Shack. Rated M. Wolfstar oneshot.

After Harry has a panic attack and flashbacks, his new flatmate Ron has to decide just what to do and how to help the man he'd been living with, crushing on and yet barely knows. University!AU, Muggle!AU.

"Oh, shit," he groans, "This is like Cinderella, isn't it! Like Cinderella, but with a cock. Cock instead of slippers." Where Harry's hexed so that he can't lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find. [HP/DM]

Two highschool friends venture into worlds that only they can dream of. They join the characters of Teen Wolf, The Maze Runner, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and more.

Potter is panting moist puffs of air into his face and grinding what is now a full-on erection against Draco's own, glaring at Draco with the same mixture of confusion-exasperation-helpless-raging want that Draco feels for the git, day after day, coursing through his bloodstream, making him feel at once like he's flying and drowning.

As the war is dead and buried the senior students celebrate their return to Hogwarts with an adventurous game of hide and go suck. Contents/Warning: NC-17 (Mature), male slash, female slash, all out sex and smut, orgy, bottle neck Pairings GW/NL, GW/PP, HP/FW/GW/AJ/KB/AS/A Bottle Head, EM/Sl, DM/HP, RW/HG, RW/LL, RW/DM, HG/HP, DM/NL, ZS/PP, VC/SB/GG/PP, OW/HP, PP/LJ, SF/DT/,DM/HG

Not your typical Maze Runner story. What if instead of a hero, there was a leading heroine? A girl shows up in the box before Thomas comes, and she's certainly not a damsel in distress. She's brave, sarcastic, fierce, and a force of nature all in her own. A story filled with danger, adventure, greivers, WCKD, and a splash of sexual tension. Eventual smut.

Remus has never wanked before, and Sirius thinks it is important to teach him how.

He's making me want things, hope for things, imagine things, that no self respecting adult ever should, especially not of their godchild who isn't even of age yet, goddamn it. It's all his fault. Harry is too like him for comfort. It's unnerving, unsettling... Arousing. [WARNING: UNDERAGE Harry/Sirius, top!Harry]

A few scenes set in the Glade and the Scortch where Teresa does not exist, and instead we re following our main character Summer.

When Draco joins Harry, Ron and Hermione in their compartment on the Hogwarts express, emotions begin to run a little high between the four houses, higher than before Voldemort was defeated. Rivalries become worse, but the act of two students throw it all out the window. Surely this will be one for the ages!

Malfoy's out of a job and Harry needs some help at home. He hires Draco to be his personal assistant, but things get a little more "personal" than either of them ever intended for it to be. hardcore smut, slash Draco/Harry, language, light crack

Sometimes dreams can stir up the dearest wishes of our hearts. When Newt starts dreaming of the Glade's newest Greenie, he has to come to terms with a variety of feelings that aren't all that easy to tame. Newt/Thomas, includes also a bit of Newt/Alby.

[Drarry] !DUE TO RECENT REVIEWS I WILL BE REWRITING SO I CAN CONTINUE THE STORY, THANK YOU TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ENCOURAGED ME TO CONTINUE! (Rape, Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, Bullying, Abuse, Verbal Abuse)

Requested TMR pairs (Thominewt Newtmas Thominho Minewt) in a Disney movie or Fairy Tale parody from my tumblr ask box.

Child!Thomas AU and Tutor/Babysitter!Newt AU. Home tutor Newt decides to babysit an adorable little kid called Thomas, whose abundance of problems and talents convinces Newt to be more than just a tutor to him. A story of love, trust and friendship (and possibly one-sided love interests), Newt's not going to know what's hit him.

"I'm wanking in front of him. Gods, I'm wanking for him." [wolfstar]

Has anyone ever written a solo Harry SMUT story? I don't think so, neither does Harry. Harry walks in on Seamus wanking and the Irishman teaches the Chosen One the basics and give him a very informative book and Harry ends up going to the Room of Requirement for some fun. Solo Masturbation! Gay/Harry! Toys! Hardcore Solo Smut!

Draco x Blaise x ...Harry? (Kawaii Yaoi)

Newt and Thomas have a bet. If Newt can't get Thomas to agree to have sex with him by the end of the week, he can't jump on him for the rest of the month. Poor Thomas, he's so screwed.

Sam still suffers from hallucinations, tortured by the memory of what Lucifer did to him. However, when Lucifer is raised from Hell by none other than Gabe, Sam begins to realize the Devil has changed. Dean finally comes to grips with his feelings for Cas. Sabriel, Samifer, Destiel. Rated M for mentions of rape, torture, language, violence, and sexual content.

Harry has been told to take two weeks off because of pain and to relax in the form of deep tissue massages. He is skeptical at first and down right shocked when he realized his personal masseuse was none other than Draco Malfoy. Who apparently has magic fingers. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter

A follow along of the adventures of Manwhore!Newt in the glade! Hope you enjoy! Please read and Review so I know if I should carry this on! :)

BigHero6!AU. Newt is the head of the robotics department and Thomas is the new, brilliant upstart that will be working with him. Newt soon finds out that maybe life isn't all about work, and maybe that this little shit of a protege will be the one who will take WICKED Institute of Technology by storm, and maybe, this little shit is going to make him fall in love again.

When Thomas finds out that Harry Potter is his brother, he transfers from Beauxbatons to Hogwarts. He meets Draco Malfoy's brother, Gally, and they eventually begin dating. Harry and Draco try to break up their brothers so they don't have to be related one day, but end up falling in love in the process. Harry/Draco, Thomas/Gally, Newt/Alby SLASH. Warnings and everything inside

RealLife!AU. What happens when Newt gets a book on 'Seduction 101' with a note encouraging him to manipulate his Tommy into give him the roughest, hottest, mind-blowing sex in the world? Smut ensues. Poor Tommy, he's not going to know what's hit him.

College!AU. A friendly and harmless Glader celebration turns awry as Thomas decides he doesn't like Gally touching his Newt like that. Newtmas.

Tumblr prompt. Thomas and Newt's first time.

Auror partners Harry and Draco are fighting a gang of Death Eaters. In a moment of confusion, Draco is captured and whisked away. Harry loses control and kills the attackers. After he looks for Draco, only to find him in the clutches of another man. WARNING male on male sex. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter. MATURE.

Harry and Draco are potion partners. An unfortunate event happens, in which Harry is shirtless and Draco is hard. WARNING sex with two males. boy x boy. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter

Mr. Hale starts his first day as a English teacher at the Beacon Hills High School. In his first class a boy named Stiles gains his attention. Suck at summary.. Male x Male, Sterek, SMUT! Don't like, don't read ;)

Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]

Harry and Draco are on board the Hogwarts Express. Drarry tension. Maybe a one-shot? Maybe not.

Harry loses control of his bodily urges after accidentally walking in on the Weasley twins. Drarry, mention of Weasley twincest.

After the war, many witches and wizards came out of the closet. Draco and Harry begin to realize the sexual tension that has been developing in the last seven years. May have inappropriate language and innuendos. Mostly just plotless Drarry fluff. Might develop a plot eventually

Harry Potter as the neglected and abused brother of the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry Potter/Viktor Krum- manipulative!Dumbledore, abusive!Potters. This Adopted from Chinsuihime

Sam catches Dean in the middle of a very intimate moment.

Story is based on the following prompt: "3 S enters R's rooms to find him wanking and/or frotting against a pillow. R won't stop as S starts to snark around. After some time S finds out that some magic went wrong, and that this is the reason of the ongoing show." Snupin Santa story from 2008. I've recently remembered that I forgot to post those here after the event was over.

Drarry AU. Draco Malfoy is hired to live with and photograph the band "The Golden Trio". Warnings: Slash, hetero, eventual dom/sub relationships, a distinctly blasé attitude to wanking, eventual smut and shameless fantasising. You want to read this.

Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete

please reveiw "Potter!" Draco moaned leaning further in to him own arms. His small hips slightly thrusting into the ever so tangible air. A small blushed creped over his face as Harry groped him through his skin tight jeans.

Starring Harry and Draco. Notice the rating, or maybe you've already noticed :D BDSM and kinkiness awaits. For the search engine...HPDM. R&R please. Story has been edited and finished. Finally!

Remus refuses to accept it, but Sirius always helps him solve his most embarrassing problems. TWO SHOT

"Just kiss me already"he hissed, grey eyes blazing. "Ha! don't make me laugh. Why would I kiss a stuck-up ferret like you?" "Because I happen to be an extremely hot stuck-up ferret" Well, I couldn't argue with that... On hiatus

When Draco grows aroused in Potions class the only person who can help him with that is the man who caused it. one-shot. MATURE CONTENT.

"So, R of R at 8!" Features ferret!Draco and nervous!Harry. Sequel to 'Stupid Potter' dm/hp drarry SLASH

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.

Fred is feeling left out of the decisions at Weasley Wizard Wheezes, but what happens after a blowup in their flat with George. WARNING: Twincest and m/m.

Sequel to 'The Room of Requirement' and 'The Room of Hidden Things' - Harry and Draco are back for a new year at Hogwarts, but while Harry is anxious to pick up where they left off in the summer, Draco isn't quite so sure. dm/hp drarry slash

What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash

Spending her summer at a camp was ideal. However, having Draco Malfoy as her counselor was not! Because he was going to make her summer both pleasureable and completely unforgettable. But does he truly fall in love with her instead...?

But now it was totally different. Oliver Wood in this world didn’t give me a second thought. This Oliver Wood grinned soberly as a scantily clad and obviously well endowed brunette stroked his tan arm.....

Harry X Draco

After a stimulating conversation back at Gryffindor common room, Harry escapes to the Room of Requirement. However, the room is already in use by one Draco Malfoy. Their encounter? Bliss.

Harry's overly tense-Draco has skilled hands and a secret crush-When a massage is offered to ease away the tension new feelings develop and things change when round two starts-Who overhears their private business?-Will their new love last or be lost?

Harry Potter is gay. Draco Malfoy is hot for him. But when Harry comes out of the closet, Draco realizes he doesn't want their fling to end... HPDM slash VERY EXPLICIT!

The war is over and a baby boom is on, the Ministry of Magic has decreed that all young, eligible members of society must get married in order to cap willynilly baby making and most people are paired up.it just seems like George can't find someone he's n2

Swapping POV of Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter, contains detentions, masturbating, WILL contain sex in future chapters and LOADS of swearing, characters like truck drivers but sexier . This fic was made for a friend.

Fred and George have got a new assistant helping them test out products. Lots of fun things ensue from there. TWINCEST/SLASH warning...

One year after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Draco meet again in the deserted corridor outside the Room of Requirement. dm/hp drarry slash

What happens when Harry comes across ferret!Draco late at night in a deserted Hogwarts corridor? dm/hp drarry SLASH.

They need to have sex" Dean/Sam Pairing a.k.a Wincest. 'nough said. don't like don't read.

AU. A lot can happen in two hours! Fortyeight hours of adventure, romance, danger and fun ensue when Albus Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff design a scavenger hunt to promote teamwork and innerHouse unity. MWPP era, multiple pairings.

Death is no barrier to love, as Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are each about to discover. As war wages around them, will their connections to old ghosts be enough to see them through? Wartime fic, travelogue, AU, multiple pairings. SSxLE, SBxRL, DMxHP

Twincest. The strongest bond of all is blood. FredxGeorge.

He was fifteen. It was summertime. Late one June afternoon, specifically, when a rare rainstorm swept in from the west to blot the sun from the sky. An exploration of Severus' teen years. Sometimes dangerous, and featuring multiple pairings.

Problems arise for Harry as he discovers himself sexually and emotionally. Rated M for strong sexual content and language.

Severus and Lucius discover a shared fetish. Unbeta'ed, PWP, LM x SS.

SLASH. As soon as the Hufflepuff sat down, he found himself locking lips with the Bulgarian once again, his back suddenly hitting the cold, unwrinkled sheets...

Harry's Family is dead and he runs away, Draco doesn't want to become a death eater and he runs away. What are the chances of them meeting up on a train to muggle London? SLASH! Harry x Draco,Angst, romance, Rated R for sex,

The title says it all. Harry and Draco experiment in the bedroom. Sexy oneshot with Harry x Draco as the featured pairing.

Draco entertains himself by touching Harry in an inappropriate way… DH. Contains Weird!Ron and Weird!Hermione. RomanceHumor. Please R&R! Rated R to be safe.

Year 6 at Hogwarts springs into life with more challenges, intrigue, passion and deception then ever before. Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco - but for how long? Draco x Harry SLASH (rated R for later chapters) CHAPTER 2 UP - R&R!

George is unhappy, and Fred is confused... WARNING: TWINCEST