Woah! First post! Here's a bitty bit about me:

Name: Caitlin (Cait, Kitty, Buttface) Spoon. My peeps also call me Spoonie Moonie, but only if they want me to whack off their babies. That means you, KayKay. No Spoonie Moonie.

Age: The good old one-five (that's actually a misdemeanor for public nudity in Massachusetts, I think.)

Interests: I like being married to Prongsie'sGirlPlease, also known as the wonderful, the amazing KAYKAY POTTER! (Just spoofing on the married part. We HAVE been friends, though, since I found out her last name was Potter...), I also like being odd, singing, snogging random men for fun (hehe I am in love with the Carribean..:D), writing long, romance-y chapterfics, being a part of the Grammar Gestapo, watching old reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus (Me+KayKay+Wisha+Cookie dough+Mike Palin and Eric Idle's sexy faces= Best Friday Ever in the History of Mank-Ind), Reading Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts (Me and Paige have nicknamed him Ja'Hand'Ella.. Just roll with it, Jack, it's your Gangsta Name), and My boyfriend Jack ('nuff said).

Dislikes: The CRUEL CRUEL WORLDD!! No, I'm just odd, I dislike my blodge teacher (lucky I have Fanfic to get me through!!), Technology, and conjugating French Verbs. If I did them all at the same time, I think I might have to poke my eyesockets with pliars. Really.

Ships: Harry\Ginny, Neville\Luna (when the hell did we EVER hear about Hannah-sodding-Abbot?), Lily\James, Remmy\Siri, Remmy\OC, Siri\OC, Voldemort\DEATHHH!!

Quotity Quotibleness from mah buddies:

"I think my castle needs rugs!"- Bones

"Is it terrible that I'm in love with a fictional gay guy, a fictional wizard, and a sixty-year-old comedian?" "No, no, of course not honey, you're just special.."- Wisha and Linds

"Eyes up here, big boy"- Meag'iana'fo'fanna (to preverted Lax coach. Always the boobs. Always.)

"I bugsy Grey!" "You can have him, big, crazy, gay, alcoholic that he is.." "Thanks, Wisha, at least I know YOU support me"- Ernie-Erin and Wisha (bugsying Pythons. Girls (and Seth), the score stands as such: Me=Micheal Palin, KayKay=Eric Idle, Wisha=John Cleese, Ernie-Erin= Grey Chapman, Linds=Terry Jones, Seth= Terry Gilliam(eww), Meag'iana'fo'fanna= "Ew, they're, like, SIXTY, guys! Eww!" All of us= Glare at Meag'iana'fo'fanna, then continue wathing Flying Circus)

My Stories:

In progress: A REALLY REALLY long Lily\James thingie. It's taking so long 'cause I'm longhanding it first, then typing, then having KayKay be my 'crack!on demand!beta!' and beta it, THENN posting it, finished, to here. Its working title is The Be-all, End-all Summer of '77 (we also call it Kevin, but it won't come to that..D:). Please help me with this, I need a new name. I suck at naming things, and my boyfriend is no help (as much as I love him, he named his Health Class Project Baby Nebuchandnezzar Arnold). My friends are no help (they call it Mlwa-bin-cha-bin-psa, or whatever else comes to their heads)

To the future! Where we will boldly go!: Me and Kay will PROBABLY team up together and parody all the HP movies. As much as we love them (which is a lot), there is a lot to laugh at. A lot. Especially with Alfonso Cuarion. (Damn him to the depths of Styx, may helldogs slobber on his intestines.)