Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.

Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.

One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes

The last night of school before everyone goes onto their future lives. Time to say goodbye to everyone and to celebrate.

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

The Mercers get new neighbors. Nothing special about that except that Jack has had it with Bobby calling him a fairy, so he makes a bet with him that he could sleep with the new young blond neighbor.But what he didn't expect was to grow feeling's for her

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Sequel to 'Reciprocity'. Lisa has fled with her daughter and has finally turned into the loner Jackson once accused her of being. Jackson seeks what he's lost and has become the monster Lisa always thought he was. J/L. Warnings for violence and angst!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Lisa feels haunted and is having problems getting back to normal after the red eyeincident. Jackson nurtures his hate and plans his revenge. When they finally meet again it's bound for disaster. JxL in a way, but not the usual. Warning: violence, rape.

COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.

Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?