How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.

-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

LOL IM A WRITER!! ooh and i failed Language.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all o

f your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face