Welcome stange people. Welcome to our weirdness.
We are Michelle and Samantha, we are best friends and we are evil!

Michelles bio:
I am the yami meaning the evil, sinster one in this friendship.I am a level of sarcasm this world will never know it's that high.I am introvent, i am a tomboy and only have three friends who are girls the rest are guys which would be maybe three. Oh well I'm a vampire! or so i believe i am. I need help! But i won't seek it.

Samnathas bio:
I may seem like a dumb ass hole but I'm not.I'm a girl or maybe I'm not? Can't be bothered writing these things.

We both have word obcessions sams is : jumaja michelles is: monosuvtic

we both have weird imagary friends sams is:bob michelles is:ted.

WE BOTH HATE HARRY!!! but thats party michelles influnce on Samantha. Sam didn't hate him before.

Weird things about us besides that we are weird right threw anyway: Michelle: I HATE ALL MAIN CHACTERS i only like co or unnotied chacters.
Samantha: I'm afrid of Samara out of the Ring. Also recorders.
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Now about our writing, we started this to write mostly funny HP and some LOTR funny slash. There will be some HP&LOTR crossover slash like Gadalf and Dumbedor. You can look forward to such pairings as:
Harry and:
Buck beak Corish pixies snape tree beard
Mandrake Gilroy Crab (the creature)hedwig
sirius Qirull percey Bloody Mary
Frodo Petunia Charlie Peter Parker
gimli shamus Crabbe (the person)Molly
Legolas Vermon Remus
dudely Lily Peter Pewttigue
Albus Hagrid Neville

Ron with: Draco with: Hermione with:
Hagrid Snape Lavender
Merry Budybuck Hagrid Hagrid
Snape Neville Snape

We write funny slash but some times we will write serios stuff. Oh well Bye from, from a Vampire and a nut case!
P.s we find flames funny so don't holds them back! But if Michelle puts no flames no flames but that's for her semi serious stuff.
P.P.S Our other accounts are Hobey-ho and Natty-do for any one who wants to read some of our serious stuff. Sam also has a slash story posted their very funny.
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.:Update:
11,10,04: Michelle:- First story will be published some time soon.I've fished the story, got really bored over the hoildays. It's Sirius and Percy Romance funny of coarse in some bits, other bits it's serious. It has mpreg and detailed slash sex in one bit. That i looked back on now and shudder from fear and disgustion. Oh well it happy romance until the end. Big secret the truth comes out. Hehehehe, don't mind me...More on the subject next time I update.
-Yami Michelle or Hobey-ho...
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