Pen Name: Anonymous Lizard

Real Name: The name's Bond. James Bond.

Birthday: It happens every year!

Gender: I'm still female, though I haven't been here for a while!

Blood Type: B Positive. My brother is A Positive, my mom is AB Positive, and my dad is O. We're the blood family! 8D

Likes: Anything anime/manga related, yaoi, yuri, some hentai, most lemons, most reader inserts, various book series, a few movies, CSI: Miami, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Scissor Sisters (I Can't Decide), Queen, and all Japanese music. Oh, and I also like typing in bold, but I'll keep this in un-bold for now for reader's convenience.

Personality: I'm weird even in the anime world. Now THAT says something.

Favorite Color(s): I still like black and blue.

Other stuff: Currently I remain single, because nearly every guy I've met has been a blithering idiot. However, I don't intend to start dating any time soon or EVER, because I honestly prefer my anime boys more. *wiggles eyebrows*

My particular interests include: Studying Russian, French, German, Polish, Icelandic, and any other language I can get my hands on. Though if you're looking for hobbies I'd have to say (aside from learning languages) that I read and watch anime for the most part. .w.

Personal Announcement: If I'm weird, I'd hate to see normal. Wait a minute...

Pals: Destiny's Lugia is my first and best bud in real life, then comes Night, my first internet friend. Sierra and Savannah, aka sassysisters9294 followed shortly after when we bonded over the things we wrote. Yamigirl314 is a pal of mine because of her reviews on my fanfics...that's not the only reason, of course, because that's just how we met...haven't talked in forever though... Loxypuppy419 and I don't really talk too much, do we? I suppose we met through Night, but we barely communicate, so... But there are dozens more, since these awesome peeps are just the ones from fanfiction. Of course I have friends in reality, but for their safety,I won't mention their names.

Favorite Quotes:

Well, I have way too many, so I'll have to update this bit as I hear 'em again to make sure they're all right. A year later...and no quotes were added.

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta

I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West

I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose

I promise to remember China whenever I see Picachu

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato filed

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way too young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Oh, and GO HOME WHOOPER! (And go home Digimon. Sorry Digimon fans. But let's face it. Digimon sucks.) Now down to business.

Things that are FTW:

N.O.M (umm..personal joke. Don't ask...)

YGOTAS/YGXTAS

Fanfics

Pokemon

Not Digimon

Yugioh

Anything BUT Digimon

Yugioh GX

Digimon that have gone home

Yugioh 5ds

People who hate Digimon

Doctor Who

Digimon (Just kidding!)

Shadyvox (*total fangirl*)

LittleKuriboh (EPIC WIN)

and Harry Potter (Notice how it isn't Digimon.)

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

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Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unbornbabies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile. (Haven't started posting ... yet.)

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy, Anonymous Lizard

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory.

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THINGS TO DO AT WALMART...

1. Get 24 bras and randomly put them in Men's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

18. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

19. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy, ImmortalAngel92, Anonymous Lizard

I do not claim this as my own, I got it from Animegreywolf95.

COPY & PASTE IF YOU AGREE

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Okay, guys, listen up! You're here because you like FanFiction.Net! And most of you like Youtube and/or DeviantArt, too! But the government doesn't. They want to censor the internet by deleting websites like that! So help us say no by signing this PETITION with all your email addresses and phone numbers! Don't worry, this isn't a lie!

-NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS- (Copied and Pasted. Again not mine)i

normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

normal people: Think little people are stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa

Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants, Leather Shoes and Brooklyn Rage!

normal people:Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

99% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump.
0.5% of teens would bring a good chair and some popcorn.
And the other 0.5% would be helping to push him off.
If you are one of the groups that would watch him jump or help push him off, post this to your profile!

I got this from ImmortalAngel92

Joyce’s Tale

When Joyce started school she seemed just like every other child, she was dressed in brand new cloths, her hair done nice, she said goodbye to her mother as the teacher took her to meet her class mates. Joyce was not like all the other boys and girls, she was scared of the other children, she wanted her mother, her sister’s, anyone she felt comfortable with she cried easily and would not play. Within weeks of starting school Joyce was shunned by almost everyone. She was called names, spit on and had her lunch stolen, when a teacher who had arrived shortly after Jane seen this she started to protect Joyce. This only made things worse.

By the middle of year two Joyce and her older sister had been forced to move schools after her sister was hit by a substitute teacher. Joyce was relieved, she could start over make more friends sadly this was not to be. When Joyce arrived everyone was nice to her but when the learnt she could not read they shunned her. She only made one friend who was her best friend’s older brother. The isolation was made worse by the constant doctor’s visits, as soon as she had earache she was rushed to her doctor.

The next march she changed schools again. This was to be the worst. She still could not read and she was shyer than ever. The school bullies realised she was easy pickings. Every day she was beaten up, she had no friends and no teachers would help her. She remembers none of this now; it’s been wiped from her mind. Her earliest memories of that school are playing with the two true friends she’s made only to have them both leave. The next memory is of teaching herself to read.

Through reading Joyce was able to escape the pain and suffering, for a while a least. She was eventually run out of the school by the bullies; her family couldn’t take it anymore. The next school was not so bad. She was the best reader in the school and though she was still bullied horribly she had friends in the younger students.

When it was time to move on to intermediate the bullying lessened slightly, She could escape to the library if it became too much but she still had melt downs over what she was called. In her second year she was cornered by a bully from her third school, his new, violent friend and his friend’s cousin. She lied to him that day; she told him she wasn’t scared of him anymore, that she wouldn’t let them hurt her anymore, it didn’t stop him, she was fed up with being weak and tried to make part of what she said true, she slapped his friend, knocking him to the ground, the boy ran off to tell a teacher. Joyce felt proud of herself that day, though her words were still a lie.

High school came around and it was clear she would never fit in. She was an outcast, and even the outcasts had their own little group. The first year was torture, full of melt downs. The second year was better; she started pursuing her interests, reading, writing and acting. It helped her through the last three years of high school. She was still bullied, still mocked for reasons she’s never known.

She has been called a slut, a lesbian, a cry baby: She’s been called fat and a freak, she has also been called a midget just because she is 1.6 metres tall.

Joyce has never considered taking her own life, she has been told to by the bullies over and over but she will not give them what they want.

Joyce is Eighteen years old now, she is not considered pretty, she is not considered smart. She writes Fanfiction now to pass the time people spend with friends. She has finished high school and started Polytech. She has no friends and is not in a relationship. She would like to leave a message saying:

“Don’t bully people because they are scared, don’t bully them because they haven’t learned, don’t bully them for anything. I have lived my life wondering when the next blow would come, I have lived my life fearing other people’s opinion, I have not lived my life. I have not lived because I wasn’t allowed to. Please take my message and remember, I will not take my life because you tell me to, I will not take my life because I am bullied, You take my life when you don’t care, I tried to live but people wouldn’t let me so let other people live their lives so they do not become like me.”

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think bullying has gone on long enough and add you name to the list: ImmortalAngel92, DreamxAngel, Anonymous Lizard,