Constantinushide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Adventures of Tintin, and Misc. Books. Bienvenue chez moi! If you're reading this, then I presume you've read at least one of my stories for How to Train Your Dragon and The Adventures of Tintin. In addition to writing fanfiction, I also enjoy reading great English literature and I love to make reading recommendations. Favorite authors: Charles Dickens, Daphne du Maurier, Victor Hugo, William Shakespeare, and Joseph Conrad. Favorite works: Our Mutual Friend, Rebecca, Les Miserables, Hamlet, and Heart of Darkness. Favorite quote: "If you want to change the world, pick up your pen." - Martin Luther In progress: Tintin and the Archeologist: A summons from the International Archeological Society leads Tintin on a journey of many discoveries; meanwhile, Hiccup and company can't believe this new land they've found. OCs galore, but no romantic pairings. My first foray into wacky crossovers that really shouldn't work. Haddock's War: When the planetary government announces a plan to invade the dragons' homeworld, a coalition of plucky college students fights for peace. Science Fiction AU for How to Train Your Dragon. Upcoming projects: Revealed: Sequel to Hidden; a full summary will be posted when that story has developed further. Potential future project (if I ever get around to it): Hunger for Revolution: The Hunger Games trilogy from another perspective. |
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Game of the Gods by Jeff20 reviews
Freya likes her heroes dead. Loki torments the living. Thor rewards courage. Why does Astrid become protective of Hiccup? How does she become "future daughter-in-law" of Stoick? What does our favorite blonde-haired shield-maiden learn that will involve her village, the entire known world... and more important... her chosen man? Starts near end of 1st movie. Spoilers of 2.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,121 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Night Terrors by Fintrum Speldin reviews
The dragon riders are forced to take shelter from a storm in a cave, and to pass the time, they tell each other spooky stories. Little do they know that one of the stories is about to come true... (Two-parter, around two years before HTTYD2)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
The Fourth Morning by BarkBarkBarkour reviews
Pre-films. Valka's babe, just a little hiccup, came early. How can she love a child she is sure she'll lose?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Valka, Stoick] Hiccup - Complete
Impressions by CuriosityRedux reviews
Jane Austen AU: Her wit exhilarates him. His lack of propriety astonishes her. All that stands between them is a ballroom, a proposal, and their pride.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Complete
Most of Him by Elfpen reviews
The battle is over, the day has been won. The Green Death is dead, the three-hundred year long war has finally ended. But even the greatest of victories always come with cleanup, and sometimes it can be rather gruesome. Follows directly after the battle sequence in the movie. Rated for gore.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,036 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Stoick, Hiccup
Fifteen Kennings For Woman: A Sequence by nebroadwe reviews
Being a girl on Berk means many things, as Astrid discovers by living through them.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Nearly by Kissy Fishy reviews
The professor recalls the day he lost his hearing.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Cuthbert Calculus - Complete
Curiosity by Tia Paes reviews
Haddock knows next to nothing about Tintin's life. One shot.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Blessing by Strati reviews
Stoick was -this close- to losing his only child. That's got to be a bit of a wake-up call.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Long Live General Tapioca by Expecting Rain reviews
In San Theodoros, Tintin is captured by General Tapioca and sentenced to death by firing squad. What thoughts run through his mind as he waits to be rescued? And how will his friends survive if they don't get there in time?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tintin, Chang - Complete
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Tintin and the Archeologist reviews
A summons from the International Archeological Society leads Tintin and Captain Haddock on a journey of many discoveries; meanwhile, Hiccup and company can't believe this new land they've found. OC's galore, but no romantic pairings. My first foray into wacky crossovers that really shouldn't work. Rated T for perilous situations.
Crossover - Adventures of Tintin & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015
Haddock's War reviews
Everybody knew about the War, but what they didn't know was that the War wasn't over. Not by a long shot. A SciFi AU very much inspired by Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game, and draws on characters and situations from both the films and the TV series.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015
Not Like Androids reviews
Buster Friendly would have said it was a fraud, a landscape concocted to deceive the gullible. But Buster Friendly wasn't there. And Buster Friendly, like all the andys, had no understanding of the concept of empathy. Drabble-ish fic for Philip K. Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Rated T for brief mentions of anatomical features.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2015
Great Beyond reviews
Maybe Heather was right. Or maybe it was a figment of somebody's over-active imagination that there would ever be something more than friendship between them. Set shortly after Race to the Edge. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Complete
A Modest Proposal reviews
In which Ruffnut learns the hard way that the course of true love never did run smooth. Rated T for vague implications.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
Hidden reviews
It has been two years since the Battle of the Bewilderbeast, and Berk is peaceful and prosperous. But when the village falls under threat and Astrid is captured, an unlikely discovery leads to an unlikely alliance, and the end of a long and bitter conflict.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
Call
Love may be strong, but nature is stronger, and Toothless answers the call of one stronger than himself. One-shot, set during How to Train Your Dragon. Rated T for implied violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
A Dark Night in Sprodj reviews
Professor Calculus, Captain Haddock, Tintin, and Snowy undertake a dangerous and top-secret mission to explore the moon. But a sinister plot lurks in the darkness, endangering lives and threatening the balance of political power in Europe. Takes place during Destination Moon and Explorers on the Moon.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014
Random Words of Wisdom reviews
A series of one-shots inspired by dialogue from the films and TV series, in no particular order. Various genres, mostly humor. Chapter 37: Ideas. From Riders of Berk, Episode 5: In Dragons We Trust.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,241 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014
His Mother's Gift reviews
Wishes, dreams, hopes, fears...and memories. A mother's love for her son. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
How to Be a Berserker reviews
Pre-films. Like all skilled craftsmen, Dagur the Deranged takes time to practice his chosen vocation. By reader request. Warning: contains bullying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
Al Dente reviews
It's not easy being a diva, especially when the pasta is over-cooked. Takes place during Tintin and the Picaros.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Bianca Castafiore - Complete
Metallic reviews
Amputation is a common occurrence in Berk, but that doesn't make it any easier to accept. Featuring a prosthesis, a promise, and a prayer. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The All-Nighter reviews
Tuffnut's idea of a good ghost story. Takes place during Defenders of Berk, Episode 3: The Night and the Fury. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Tuffnut - Complete
Ice and Fire reviews
Trapped in the ice, from two perspectives. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Better on Paper reviews
Some ideas shouldn't get past the drawing board. Featuring Gronkles and splinters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Gobber, Hiccup - Complete
Once Upon a Snoggletog reviews
Hiccup's first Snoggletog as chief of Berk. Featuring an assignment, a gift, a question, and a little too much mead.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Astrid, Gobber, Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete