Okay, so im kinda new at this stuff so dont get too mad at me...OH and Im in love wit Gaara and YAOI!! If you like Gaara as well as me just add me automadically...I need the Gaara fans so that I know to write some inspiring things for you...just do it no matter how much nonsense I write here...and even thoo I hate setting up Gaara wit another man...I need him to like girls!!!

Um, not a big fan of writing fanfic but I love Fictionpress.net...It allows me to go wild!!(even though I already do...-cough cough-) Look for Natred106 on this website and the one i just listed...i have two accounts yes, just dont tell anyone...its a hush hush thing, ok? -winks to aduience-

Sex: Female

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Age: 17

Brain age: 3 with 14 years of experience.

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Um, artist is what I would describe myself as. Im very creative and I like to explore my surroundings. Those of you with discusting minds, no comment needed... stares at Dark Soul

Looking forward to the fuiture with Angel! -giggles- Only Dark Soul of Shadows knows about this...if you want to find out more I will be posting this story on Fiction Press soon so you can read it there. I own the death god and no one can take him away from me!! Try and parish under the wrath of love!!

You know your a Yaoi fan when...

you look up FanFiction yaoi fics, you automatically go to 'M'.
you see a boy/girl pairing, you think "This is weird!"
you get your best friends into yaoi, and they end up loving it.
you create a seperate Fanfiction account just for yaoi.
you daydream, it's rated 'X'.
you have yaoi posters all over your wall.
you realize your deprived, you automatically go to
you cry when you've seen all the anime and manga from
you get into a totally straight book/anime/manga/tv show/etc. and try to see if you can make a yaoi couple out of the characters.
you had dreams of yaoi.

Im kinda all of them...I've done all of them cept the posters and dreaming...havent had one yet...

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto! (or Gaara)

Over 300 Ways to Say "Said"

Abjured, Accused, Acknowledged, Added, Addressed, Admitted, Admonished, Advised, Advocated, Affirmed, Agreed, Alleged, Allowed, Alluded, Announced, Answered, Apologized, Appealed, Appeased, Approved, Argued, Articulated, Asked, Assented, Asserted, Asseverated, Assumed, Assured, Attested, Averted, Avouched, Avowed, Babbled, Baited, Bantered, Bargained, Barked, Bawled, Began, Begged, Believed, Belittled, Bellowed, Berated, Beseeched, Besought, Bleated, Blew up, Blubbered, Blurted, Blustered, Boasted, Boomed, Bragged, Breathed, Broke in, Brought forth, Cackled, Cajoled, Calculated, Called, Caroled, Cautioned, Challenged, Chanted, Charged, Chatted, Chattered, Cheered, Chided, Chipped in, Chirped, Choked, Chortled, Chuckled, Cited, Claimed, Coaxed, Comforted, Commanded, Commented, Communicated, Complained, Conceded, Concluded, Concurred, Confessed, Confided, Confirmed, Confuted, Consented, Consoled, Contended, Condescended, Contested, Continued, Contradicted, Contributed, Cooed, Counseled, Countered, Coughed, Crabbed, Cracked, Craved, Cried, Criticized, Croaked, Crooned, Cross-examined, Cursed, Cussed, Debated, Decided, Declared, Decreed, Defended, Delivered, Demanded, Demurred, Denied, Denounced, Described, Determined, Dictated, Directed, Disclaimed, Disclosed, Discussed, Disrupted, Divulged, Drawled, Droned, Echoed, Elaborated, Emphasized, Enjoined, Enjoyed, Enumerated, Enunciated, Equivocated, Estimated, Exaggerated, Exclaimed, Exhorted, Expatiated, Explained, Exploded, Exposed, Expounded, Expostulated, Expressed, Extended, Extolled, Faltered, Foretold, Fumed, Gagged, Granted, Greeted, Grinned, Groaned, Growled, Grumbled, Grunted, Guessed, Guffawed, Gulped, Gurgled, Gushed, Haggled, Hastened to add, Hastened to say, Hedged, Held, Hemmed and hawed, Hesitated, Hinted, Hissed, Hollered, Hooted, howled, Imitated, Imparted, Imported, Implied, Implored, Indicated, Inferred, Informed, Inquired, Insinuated, Insisted, Instructed, Insulted, Interjected, Interposed, Interpreted, Interrogated, Interrupted, Intimidated, Intoned, Itemized, Jabbered, Jeered, Jested, Joked, Joshed, Judged, Lamented, Laughed, Lectured, Lied, Lisped, Listed, Made known, Magnified, Maintained, Marveled, Mentioned, Mimicked, Moaned, Mocked, Mourned, Mouthed, Mumbled, Murmured, Mused, Muttered, Nagged, Narrated, Nodded, Noted, Notified, Objected, Observed, offered, Ordered, Panted, Perceived, Persisted, Persuaded, Pestered, Petitioned, Piped up, Pleaded, Pledged, Pointed out, Pondered, Pouted, Praised, Prayed, Preached, Predicted, Prevaricated, Proceeded, Proclaimed, Prodded, Profaned, Professed, Promised, Prompted, Pronounced, Prophesied, Proposed, Protested, Quacked, Qualified, Quarreled, Quavered, Questioned, Quibbled, Quipped, Quoted, Raged, Railed, Rambled, Rattled off, Rebuffed, recalled, Reckoned, Recommended, Reconciled, Recorded, Recounted, Recriminated, Referred, Refused, Restated, Replied, Reported, Reputed, Requested, Responded, Scoffed, Scolded, Screamed, Screeched, Shouted, Shrieked, Taunted, Teased, Thanked, Twanged, Twittered, Uttered, Validated, Ventured, Verbalized, Verified, Voiced, Wangled, Warbled, Wiled, Whined, Yakked, Yapped

I hope that these are of as much use to you as they are to me.

Okay so yeah...most of these are inside jokes between Dark Soul Of Shadows and myself...so dont ask...

- Strawberries are good, but lemons are better!

- I listen to the voices, and the voices are telling me to kill you.(Not mine...Darks')

- CANIBALLISM IS GOOD FOR YOU! (DONT DENY IT!!)

-The Voices won't shut up!!

-Monster? Thats sounds good right now! gulps down five sips -hour later- Wait, wat happened?

Flashback

Knee starts to bounce on the ground. Kids scream. The terror in front of them is too much to bare. Blood shot eyes and sugar. Not a good combanation when your not allowed to have sugar. The monster(noun, not drink) jumps into action and runs chasing the candy man. Dropping bowls of gummy bears and jelly beans into here daggared mouth, she runs to the soda machine. Punching the sides, she manages ten sodas to drop from its contents. Gripping the drinks in her arms she runs off, into the distance and shreds the tops from them. But before she could do anything, a shadow appears over her. "DROP THE CAFINEE!!" The voice bellows. She obeyed and was dragged by the ear into the nearest pool.

-Soul saved my life. Thats all I can say...

Yaoi Anime/Manga I would Recomend:

Loveless-This is my favorite one, even though it's a shonen-ai. It's about a 12-year-old boy named Ritsuka whose lost his memory. His brother had died and had left him his 'fighter' called Soubi. Together, they fight against the 'Seven Moon', stopping every once and a while to meet surprises, pain, and love.

Sukisyo-What I like about it is that it has a story to it. It's about two people named Sora and Nao who have split personalities called Yoru and Ran. The begining episodes are mostly fluff, but it turns very serious. Plus, with the double personalities, it's bound to have humor.

Gravatation-Again, yaoi with a plot, though it's more of a shonen-ai. It about a boy named Shindou who is creating a band. He starts taking an interest in an author and things go CRAZY from there. It's also gets serious later, but the good things are always there!

Junjou Romantica- It was four stories to it:
Junjou Romantica: Pairing - Misaki/Usami. This is about a boy named Misaki that is in collage. He lives at his brother's best friends for tutoring. However, Usami takes a great, and I mean great, liking to Misaki.
Junjou Egotist: Pairing - Hiroki/Nowaki. Hiroki was in love with Usami, but Usami only loved Takahiro(Misaki's brother). Heartbroken, he goes to the park and meets Nowaki. This pairing goes through a lot of dumping, making up, and some perverted stuff.
Junjou Terrorist: Pairing- Shinobu/Miyagi. Miyagi's just a teacher, but when some kid, many years younger than himself, and not to mention the little brother of his ex-wife, confesses his love to him, he then realized what hell is.
Junjou Minimum: Pairing - Hiroki/Usami. This takes place when Hiroki and Usami are just kids and Hiroki finds out he love Usami. Not a leading pairing.

Sensative Pornograph- Perfect for a person that just wants hard-core sex. Almost no plot and only one episode with two stories. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!
Everybody is trying to find the link, so here it is: The site is in French, but the subtitles are in English.

Ai no Kusabi-It's a twoshot OVA and a novel. NO FLUFF. It's about a person named Riki who was saved by someone named Iason. In exchange for saving his life, Riki becomes Iason's 'pet'.

Boku no Sexual Harrassment-Three OVAs. NO FLUFF. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. It's about a guy(I'm too laxy to remember the name) who works for this company and he has sex with anyone to get a deal with another company. PERFECT FOR THOSE WHO LIKE BONDAGE.

!Copy & Paste!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Most teens listen to rap or hip-hop. If you're one of the few who prefer to rock out, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coco Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit some freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are always listening your Ipod , copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever watched so much anime in one day your dreams had sub-titles, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever cried during an anime, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you always talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, and truly meant it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral/Sergent Deathcas. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions-"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food now?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)