I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

After being shagged and humiliated by Draco Malfoy during Hogwarts, Jade gets a chance to seek her revenge 8 years later when he is wanted for murder. With the help of Harry Potter, a professional Aurseize, will she be able to catch him? Laughter ensues.

Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

Theories refuse to hold up under practical applications, and Mar finds herself in an interesting predicament. Sure, it's interesting to read in fanfiction, but to live it? Sequel to A Kat's Tale, please refer to the previously mentioned before starting this adventure.

Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Ace plays a prank on the Navy and the world gets to watch. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed.

Skylar was a typical 17 year old girl. She was normal. Only normal. Then why had this all happened to her! "Every time I fall asleep in a place I'm not supposed to...I get sent into the Naruto world?" And the only way to get back...is to be killed. Well, apparently it was a good thing, then, that she dropped into the Akatsuki base each time.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.

"It was a hot day. A bone-meltingly hot day." And so our heroine decided to take a little trip to a lake. Little did she know that she'd soon be saddled, none too unwillingly, with a batch of furry housemates. UPDATE: The spacing issue has been resolved,

What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Live becomes an odd game for Tony. Dodging calls from just about everyone. Ignoring paperwork that Pepper has faxed over. Watching Loki. Coffee and more Loki. Workshop. Loki. The god isn't just a breath of fresh life to Tony, he is life itself. It's like learning a new science field. The botany of Norse gods. Lokiology. -sequel to An Unfortunate Event in Time

It will later be recorded that on that mid June day - when the heat was already record breaking - that the San Andreas fault at approximately eleven fifteen AM would shift. The resulting earthquake was a 7.8 on the Richter Scale. Of all those millions of lives changed due to that earthquake, surely none could be more important than the reset of a genius and a god.

...And sometimes you gotta swallow it. A raid gone right, yet also sort of wrong and Xanxus has always been a stubborn bastard, but Tsuna won't let him sit there in the shadows and bleed to death just for pride's sake. Come on, now. Very subtly X27X. Squalo works himself into a fine fury (fit).

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

The time has come for the final invasion of Earth. The combined forces of the galaxy are in orbit above the besieged planet, surrounded by Reapers. But Commander Shepard has grown sick of war. He is tired of the fighting, the horror, and the endless poetry. He wants out. He wants to avoid the final push to Take Back Earth by any means possible. Doing so may not be so easy.

When Naruto wakes up in Konoha, he knows that something is wrong. Yesterday he helped fight Tobi, today he's sitting the academy exam. Timetravel, no pairings. OOC. Crack-type humour

It's Tony's birthday party. All the Avengers attend. Justin Hammer gatecrashes. And because Loki's there so the Avengers can keep an eye on him, Tony gives Loki permission to do his 'Angry God Of Mischief' thing with Hammer. Naturally, things would never go exactly to plan with superheroes and Gods at the party . And will Loki ever redeem himself?

"Dear diary. A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. The lie will haunt me forever." /in which Stefan really meets a talking chipmunk. Hilarity ensues. Damon/Stefan brother bonding fluff because fluff is good. Used to be called the other side of the woods.

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Smoker is not happy about the highly confidential orders to bring a captured Whitebeard Second Division Commander to Impel Down. Shady deals are openly hidden and his darn sense of justice tingles uncomfortably... Smoker/Ace.

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.