Hey. Johanna here. You know all those other profiles that have quotes and threats? "If you don't post this_ will happen."

Don't worry. Nothing like that is on my profile. You can keep reading.

So.

Name: Johanna. I'm a Chinese American girl who grew up in a normal family, with a normal childhood. Nothing special here.

Age: Keep on guessing. Really. I'd like to know how old you think I am.

Address: Somewhere in the 5 boroughs of New York. So yeah, I live in America.

Favorite things: Well, there's a lot. I love to write. It's the best thing in the world next to reading, and you'll be getting a lot of Oneshots from me. I guess I'm a oneshot person.

If you like my fics, or even if you're just curious or bored, please check out my original work on Wattpad! It's posted under Grace363.

So...That's it. Keep writing, my fellow bookworms and aspiring authors. Someday you'll get published! I love all my followers(On the site, not in life.) and everyone who's favorite my stories and me. Thanks, all of you!

Anyone who would like to get in touch over the internet, my email is iwritefansongsnottragedies@gmail.com. I will be happy to talk. And to those who are considering this but are slightly embarrassed about having nothing to say, go on ahead! Just email me with '*Pizza* Insert your favorite food. Solves all the world's problems.' I promise I will reply back.

I won't be updating as often as I used to, simply because i don't have the time. But you will see some occasional one shots...

Campaign against Flamers:

"I finally got a flaming reviewer. But I don't understand why they didn't just ignore the story!" - Aren't you the most enlightened little cunt I've ever seen? You posted this story, you wanted reviews, and out of all of them, mine are the only ones that call the shit out for what it is. But you, clearly, are too damn stupid, and clearly don't know how to use proper grammar...even as a fucking nursing student! So you can take your little explanations and shove them up your ass, because there is nothing of value to this story, and I have taken it upon myself to tell you where this story is going wrong, and how much of a fail you are.

But clearly, you are so used to getting your ass kissed by dumb reviewers who haven't a fig about what real literature is, or decent characters, so of course they're an accurate representation of what you are.

I'll say it once, I will say it again: Vivian is one of the most annoying cunts I have ever seen in a story. She pokes Altair in the eye, she mocks him, she mocks everyone, she acts tough, she thinks she knows everything, and she makes these stupid references that no one gives two shits about, because DUR HUR HUR, IT'S FUNNY GUIZE.

That right there is your humour. Vivian is a retarded version of you. She sings out loud, she tags along with the Assassins even though they'd leave her out to the curb to die, she doesn't wear the proper attire - oh, I'm sorry, you /tried/ to excuse this but I haven't seen it yet - and no one, NO ONE, would ever believe her shit story. But oh fucking no, it's fanfiction you say, even though this is one steaming pile of bullshit, and I got my first whiteknight because they clearly were offended by my "sexist" remarks.

Well I'm going to take my offensiveness and raise the bar. You are the perfect reason as to why fangirls do not make good writers, and why they are whiny, insufferable wenches and piss and moan when someone comes around and tells the truth. Because the truth is offensive, you know.

There is no plot to this story other than some cunt tagging along on some useless adventures to find fuck all. She pokes Altair in the eye, and people call him a crybaby.

Yeah. About that. Altair would take that bitch's eye out before she could blink. He nor Malik would ever, ever bring along this Miss Feminist Bitch along with them. She is, yet again, what is wrong with feminism. She snorts as "sexist" remarks, goes on ASSASSIN TRAINING, FUCK YEAH! and has all the knowledge of the world...yet still manages to screw everything up. Don't try to defend this horrible character, because she is in a way you, though in real life you'd be left to die in the desert. Vivian is the antitheses of all the Creed stands for, because can't do this simple thing:

Shut the fuck up.

This is not Altair. Once Vivian opened her sassy mouth he'd backhand her. Vivian is most certainly not a funny character. She's what happens when a retarded fangirl gets sucked into her fandom and acts like a complete idiot.

Paradoxes? DUR HUR, WHAT THAT. History? LOOK AT ME, I KNOW IT, BITCH! Sexism? LOOK AT ME, I AM SUPER FEMINIST! OBEY ME!

Good God, woman. Whoever taught you? I can already tell you are a horrible student with zero logic in that noggin of yours. But of course, like before, you'll just ignore it because LOOK AT ALL THE REVIEWS!

Yeah? Those 300 people other than me? Retards. All of 'em."

My response? To this person and all who do this?

Your opinion does not equal their opinion. Constructive Criticism is welcomed--flames are too. But going so low to insult their intelligence, their education, and their belief is just unbelievable. You do not know this person. You have never met this person face to face (And if you have then I shall leave you alone) and yet you treat them like shit because of what? A story. A simple story that you can choose to ignore. And their readers can think what they like because they have minds of their own and they can think. They don't need you to tell her that this is retarded, that her character is a useless cunt, or that what they are reading makes them retarded too.

The readers know what they are reading and if they enjoy it it should be none of your business to say it is wrong. Or retarded. Or whatever curse word is near at that moment.

If you truly believe that you are doing is for their good, think of it as the equivalent of someone walking up to you in the streets, telling you to go fuck yourself, and then saying, "It's for your own good."

It's not something you should be doing. This is a blow to their self esteem--their much needed self esteem--and I won't even tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself. Words hurt. They hurt more than knives and swords and bullets. There is a good reason the quote 'The pen is mightier than the sword' exists and is still alive today.

Please think of this before you flame someone and judge them harshly.

Repost this if you have gotten a review like this (One that mocks your beliefs and your physical being) or if you want to stop this. Repost this if you know someone who has gotten a review like this.

Johanna

Words hurt.

I would rather sit in a tree alone than in a crowd of people,

They offered me popularity

more than once

but I turned them down,

I am a girl who doesn't gossip about the least popular girl with her friends

I am that least popular girl.

I am also a girl who prefers few great friends than a lot of backstabbers those other girls call friends

but I am not a girl who cries,

I will not get pushed down,

words will never hurt me,

I am rising,

I am stronger

than all those other girls who insult

and I always will be too"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding, He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast.

You wonder why that cop was so mean, He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid.

You work for 8 hours, He works for up to 18 hours

You drink hot coffee to stay awake, The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake.

You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick, He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before.

You drink your coffee on your way to the mall, He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside.

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house, He makes sure his gun is clean and fully loaded and his vest is tight.

You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you, He watches his buddy get shot at, and wounded in front of him.

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls, He walks down the highway looking for body parts from a traffic crash.

You complain about how hot it is, He wears fifty pounds of gear and a bullet proof vest in July and still runs around chasing crack heads.

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong, He runs out before he gets his food to respond to an armed robbery.

You get out of bed in the morning and take your time getting ready, He gets called out of bed at 2 am after working 12 hours and has to be into work A.S.A.P. for a homicide.

You go to the mall and get your hair done, He holds the hair of some college girl while she's puking in the back of his patrol car.

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over, His shift ended 4 hours ago and there's no end in sight.

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight, He can't make any plans because on his off days he still gets called back into work.

You yell and scream at the squad car that just passed you because they slowed you down, He's in the driver seat of the squad car, going to cut somebody out of their car.

You roll your eyes when a baby cries in public, He picks up a dead child in his arms and prays that it was crying.

You criticize your police dept and say they're never there quick enough, He blasts the siren while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone.

You hear the jokes about fallen officers and say they should have known better, He is a hero and runs into situations when everyone else is running away in order to make sure no one gets hurt and loses his life doing it.

You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. He would take a bullet for his buddy without question.

You sit there and judge him, saying that it's a waste of money to have them around, Yet as soon as you need help he is there.

These, has a lot of meaning to me personally and if it has any meaning to you, I hope you copy and paste this into your profile. Just remember the next time you are complaining about not getting enough sleep, and there is some police officer who gets called in at 2 in the moring who went to bed at 10 that night. Don't complain just keep it to yourself. This whole thing could happen to my family right now. If you have no feelings for the police officers that protect 24/7, you have something wrong with you and you need to get it fixed. Thank the next police officer who you see helping you or someone else. A simple thank you can lighten there day. Remember. they are there to protect you and you need to respect them. If you are a police officer who is reading this right now, thank you for everything you do. If you have children, Mister Police Officer, I know how they feel when you have to work all day and there stuck inside all day on a beautiful day. I know what they feel when you work all night and come home, sleep, and then go back to work. When you work extra shifts for a fellow officer because they are hurt or not able to come in. I know how your children feel when you miss one of there games, you miss something important to them, you miss there birthday, you miss Halloween, you miss Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, you miss there first day of Kindergarten, High School, of Collage. I know what your children are going through everyday. I know what they feel when you come home in a bad mode because some loser father just killed there whole family, kids and all, lit the house on fire and once the fire is out, seeing all there toys still out. Seeing the kids bedrooms just recently slept in, played in and anything personal. I know what your kids are going through.Please remember, Mister Police Officer, that they love you and will doing anything for you and your wife. Remember, you have family that loves you. Remember, you have people, in work and out of work that love you and that are counting on you to keep them safe. Thank you, for everything you do for your country, city, neighbors, friends, and families. Thank you for saving someone's life. Thank you for everything. If you really care about your police officers, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a police officer in you family or you know one, copy and paste into you profile. Then type your name and try to change the police officers life by saying 'thank you.

Johanna Night

Join the Review Committee! Review on every other story you read! As an author, it's gratifying to get even a criticizing review (Sometimes), so... why not? Even if it's just a 'Good job!'

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If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

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I'm on YouTube! Check out my channel at (https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCvAZDmtpl1Mc9U1rXxPrbUA) (it's mostly Destiel fansongs but ;)