Just so you guys know I'm a huge romance fan. Like... Percabeth (Percy/Annabeth) in Percy Jackson and the olyimpians. Ian/Amy in The 39 Clues. Holly/Artemis in Artemis Fowl. Puckabrina (Sabrina/Puck) in Sisters Grimm.

If you're one of those people who hate reading long profiles but have a really long one and/or want people to read theres all the time copy and paste this to your profile.

Something is wrong with my computer, I will post something on my profile then the next day it'll be gone and I typed alot of stuff one day then threw away the paper with all the stuff written on it. Came back to add more, It's all gone.

Your Natalie side.

~ You love shopping (don't think so)

~ You love desingner clothes (abosolutly not)

~ You are a Lucian (No I'm a Janus)

~ Your favorite color is black ( no!)

~ You are proud (no)

~ You are pretty (IDK)

~ You like threnting people (no it gets me in trouble)

~ You like fancy food (ewww no)

~ Your in love with Dan Cahill ( no and Natalie does not like Dan they hate each other and besides one Cahill/Kabra pairing is enough)

~ You have a brother ( yes I actully do)

~ You are 11 ( I was last year not anymore)

~ You are rich (oh no way)

Total: 1 oh wow

Your Amy side.

~ You only like shopping for books (Of course, everything else is boring.)

~ You like jeans and t-shirts ( Ya even normal dresses are too fancy for me)

~ You are 14 (no)

~ You are medium classed ( ya I guess (not sure))

~ You prefer the lesser things in life (ya everyone at school are wearing these big jerwely and you see me with a small simple necklace with a small blue butterfly on it)

~ You have a brother who is a dweeb (of course I do and he is my younger brother too.)

~ You sometimes stutter (no)

~ You like ok food (someimes)

~ You don't have a favorite color (yes I do, It's green)

~ You look pretty you just don't know it ( I truly don't know if I am or not)

Toatal: 7

List 12 of your favorite fanfic. charters in no particuler order.

1. Amy

2. Dan

3. Ian

4. Natalie

5. Percy

6. Annabeth

7. Thalia

8. Nico

9. Reagan

10. Hamilton

11. Jonah

12. Madison

1.) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to?

Annabeth/Jonah. No and no.

2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

No I do not think Natalie is hot. I'm a girl!

3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnet?

Madison got Nico pregnet. Maybe if it was the other way around and I'm not sure what would happen.

4.) Can you recall any fics. about 9?

Reagan? Not really.

5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Dan and Annabeth maybe but not really

6.) 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Percy/Reagan or Percy/Hamilton. Percy/Reagn because Hamilton and Percy are boys and that would be gross.

7.) Make up a summery for a 3/10 fic.

Ian/Hamilton. It would be fighting on who gets Amy.

8.) Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Amy/Nico. No

9.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfurt fic.

Thalia/Madison. Well... I can't really.

10.) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song whould you choose?

Nico... Prehaps something dark or mystereus

11.) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Amy/Annabeth/Madison well a girls night out.

12.) When was the last time you read a fic. about 5?

I see a fic. about Percy every day.

13.) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship untill 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenharted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise edvice of 5. And finds true love with 3.

Amy and Thalia are in a happy relationship (ewww) untill Thalia runs off with Natalie (not any better). Amy, brokenharted, has a hot one-night stand with Jonah (better then Thalia but still ewww) and a brief unhappy affair with with Madison (what is with Amy and girls?), then follows the wise advice of Percy (really wise advice from percy, percy!). And finds true love with Ian. (awwwwwwwww at least this ended well)

14.) How would you feel if 7 and 8 got into a fight?

Thalia and Nico. I would feel a little sad but not much.

15.) What would you do if you found out that Percy is a really good friend of sibling or relative.

scream that would be soooo cool.

16.) What would you say if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Nico and jonah what in the world

17.) How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Dan how could you then I would go and cry

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. = l

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a whatever look on your face.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

"Actually, I don't need a moment. You can shove it." -Amy Cahill

"You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. You have disgraced the family. You must commit seppuku." -Dan Cahill

"We...w-we come in p-peace." -Amy Cahill

"Or hummus, or baba ganoush, or mint, or palm. My brain is on overload." -Dan Cahill

I can be patient and thoughtful, but am mostly playful.

My friends always count on me to cheer them up, make a joke at any good time, or break the ice at an awkward silence. Wich tends to happen a lot for some reason. (insert evil laugh)

You dont want to get on my bad side. If you do dont leave anything precious unwatched.(Another evil laugh)

I prank my brothers and enemies all the time. I have many enemies.

I love animals. Every kind. Some of my favorites are a tiger, dolphin, penguin, and a wolf.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies. (Of course)

~You love jeans. (Couldn't live without them)

~Dogs are better than cats.(NO)

~It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Most of the time)

~You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yep)

~Shopping is torture. (You bet)

~You own/ed an X-Box.(No)

~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Been there, done that)

~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No)

~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Yes)

~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Yes and now my brother is)

~You watch sports on TV. (Only NASCAR)

~Gory movies are cool. (Oh eww.)

~You go to your dad for advice. (All the time)

~You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Not this time)

~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I could care less about baseball)

~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Yah)

~Green,black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Of course green and blue are in there and they were my favorite colors)

~You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (So true)

~Sports are fun (track, cross country, basketball) (Yes)

~Talk with food in your mouth. (LOL ya)

~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes (Sometimes)

Total: 16... wow,... I'm a girl but my mom's always saying that in 4 years I'll b really girly I can show her this to prove her wrong that I am right I am such a tomboy.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (No)

~You love to shop. (No)

~You wear eyeliner. (No)

~You wear the color pink (No)

~Go to your mom for advice. (only once in awhile)

~You consider cheerleading a sport (it's not a sport)

~You hate wearing the color black. (I like the color black)

~You like hanging out at the mall. (No)

~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (NO WAY!!)

~You like wearing jewelry. (just my necklace)

~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (No but jeans are)

~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Least favorite)

~You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I don't)

~You were in gymnastics/dance? (I was but I quit)

~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Is that POSSIBLE to take that long??)

~You smile a lot more than you should. (no)

~You care about what you look like. (Kinda)

~You like wearing dresses when you can. (Nope)

~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (no)

~You love the movies. (Of course I do)

~Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yay when I was LITTLE)

~Like being the star of every thing (No in fact I prefer being in the shadows)

Total: 4. . . I'm such a tomboy.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who hasn't...?)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!!

Every hour 12 women are raped.
That is almost 300 each day/10,000 each year,
that are reported.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.\

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1.send this label this as "Try No To Cry

2.Don't send it. you have proved how heartless you are

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I just read this little story and was so touched by it I just had to put it on here if you are reading this then i hope that you never have to go through something like this personally. I feel really bad for the couple and i don't mean to upset any body by this, i just find it a really moving story.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

My favorite PJO Quotes:

"Being a half-blood is scary. Most of the time it get's you killed in painful, nasty ways." -Percy Jackson.

"Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson

"Camp Half-Blood is my home." -Annabeth Chase

"But for the satyrs, Pan was our lord and master. He protected us and the wild places of the earth. We refuse to believe that he died." -Grover Underwood

"With great power, comes great to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo (I love that quote!!!! It is awesome!!!!!)

My motto: Live, Laugh, Love

Favorite Greek god (lower-case 'g'!!!): Athena (Though I do like Artemis and Posidion 2)

Quotes!

"Boys are like trees... it takes them fifty years to grow up."

"Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes."

"Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I spilled Spot remover on my dog; now he's gone."

"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one"

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Always remember, that you are always unique. Just like everyone else."

"I seemed to have lost my Common Sense... Have you seen it anywhere?"

"If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese?"

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK BLONDES ARE SMART: (even though I'm a brunette)

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him a 5.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

Morgan Le Fay98

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¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя…………………… ………؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU.
ROCK ON PEEPS :)
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Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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╚══╝if u like music

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. Who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, EclipseTheVampire, Bigtimebooks, Morgan Le Fay98.

Sadly, that it was entire truth of my life.

Here's a sad part ,it's from a profile:

Her name was Aurora she was only five this is what happened when she was alive:

Her dad was drunk,her mom was an addict,her parents kept her locked in the attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear,it was old and worn out and had patches of hair.

She always talked to it when no one's around,she lays there and hugs it,not a peep of sound.

Until her parents unlock the door,some more and more pain she'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,a scar on her face,why would she be in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear and softly cries,she loves her parents, but they want her to die.

She sits in a corner,quiet but thinking,"God,why?Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life for a sad little kid,she'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did.

Then one night, her mom came home high,the poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly grabbed a blade,it was sharp and pointy,one that she made.

She thrust the blade into the girl's chest,"You deserve to die,you worthless little pest!"

The mom walked out leaving the girl slowly dying,and again started crying.

The police showed up at the small little house,they quickly barged in,quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl lying on the floor.

It must of been bad to go though so much harm,but at least she died with her best friend in her arms.

IF YOU WANT TO STOP CHILD ABUSE,COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! I bolded some of the words because I wanted to make it really sad,but sad time's over!

If you love ice cream,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall on "accident" copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profle if you are doing nothing right now, just starting at the computer or phone screen

Okay, if when you move to a new place you need more than 5 book boxes to pack up all of your books, and then you still realize that you forgot some, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your username: sistersgrimmaddict, Morgan Le Fay98

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty

I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

"Darkness cannot drive out of darkness; only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out of hate; only love can do that."
By Martin Luther King Jr

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things
because we're curious and curiosity is leading us to new paths."
By Walt Disney

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
By Walt Disney

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Make a Wish

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A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I didnt punch you... You just simply ran into my fist!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.