Alfred is an open book, right? Most of the countries seem to think so. But the American harbors many secrets, and only a few have seen through his open-book nature, taken off the laminated cover, and stopped to read the book that is Alfred F. Jones. All it takes is one little interruption in a world meeting for America's laminated cover to be torn to shreds.

Feysand: "Darling can you please stop summoning me? I was mid conversation." "But I missed you." "You could have called." "Does God really exist?" "I have no fucking clue, you really think they'd let me into heaven to find out?" Or The one in which Feyre is lonely and summons a demon Image by Nanfe on Tumblr

Darry \\ Professor Harry Potter \\ Professor Draco Malfoy \\ Matchmaking \\ One-shot Teddy has the perfect plan to get his Godfather Harry and his Cousin Draco together! And it's totally going to work this time.

After years of hoping, their dream is finally answered. Now all Feyre has to do is figure out how to tell her mate the good news.

Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)

All her life, Persephone was told to never trust males and after that fateful kidnapping, Persephone began to understand why. But when one of her escape attempts goes extremely bad, Hades saves her and she begins to realize that Hades isn't like the tales that Demeter told her about, and she decides to give him a chance. The story adaption of Gau Meo's comic of the same name.

[UA] C'est l'histoire d'Antonio, père célibataire d'un adolescent au sang chaud...

AU where you get paint on yourself where your soulmate does & person A paints like a child. Except, they don't like each other because person A got paint on themselves while person B was in an important meeting, so when person B gets home they paint 'stop that' on their arm, & they get in a fight so next time person B has an important meeting, person A paints a dick on their face.

The summer before the Golden Trio's 3rd year, they found out something that's very important. They found out that the people, who they thought were their parents, really aren't their real ones. Their real parents are nations, who they were taken away from as newborns. Now, they are returned to them and have to learn the way of nations while going to Hogwarts all at once.

America has a huge secret that very few nations know about. He works tirelessly to keep it hidden, but all that hard work goes down the drain when a frantic Indiana interrupts the world meeting. Now the careful web America spun to hide his children, the states, is being unraveled and America can't stop it. Warnings: State OCs, language.

"Protect Velaris. Protect each other. I love you all." With Rhys' final words, the shields around Velaris rise, trapping the Inner Circle inside for fifty years. This series follows Mor, Cassian, Azriel, and Amren as they struggle to adapt and fulfill Rhys' final request.

After a brief argument with his boss, Iceland finds himself to be enrolled in University of Copenhagen. Not only he is a nation but now he should somehow survive the student life and keep it all secret from his family. Good thing Denmark never notices anything, right?

When Arthur checked on his latest upload to YouTube, he didn't expect the comments section to be flooded by a different fanbase. "Who is Alfred and why is everyone commenting about him?" YouTube AU

When Britain tries to punish America rudeness, he accidentally turns him back into a child. With no memory of Britain leaving him or the Revolutionary War, America and Britain rekindle their relationship as brothers. All seems well for the two, but the other countries start to worry about this unnatural relationship and whether it is right. Chibi!America/Child!America.

America chafes under England's unwavering attention and the globe's reaction regarding his...downsizing. Will liberty prevail in a world deadset on confining the hero with bedtimes and booster seats? Can he last a Winter Holiday in the U.K. when the Unseelie Court gets dangerously interested in him? Sequel to Wendigo. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.

Starry-eyed law student Alfred Jones lands a summer position at a firm, assisting the highest paid defense attorney this side of the Atlantic, Arthur Kirkland. Alfred believes he's got it made, but there's more to Kirkland's jury-charming smile than he first assumed. USUK

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

While sightseeing Scotland with Alistair, Alfred and Mathew find themselves trapped in Hogwarts. Unable to get out, the twins have no choice but to remain there until they can figure out how to get free, but what is it exactly that's keeping them there? Is it the school or is it something else? Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.

Now reveled to be the daughter of England and France, Alice begins her second year of Hogwarts. She begins her training to understand what it means to be a nation, and is shared the memories of England's past as the darkness grows outside and inside of Hogwarts. Will Alice rise when tragedy strikes the wizarding world?

America's affliction has finally gotten so bad that his family and friends are noticing. When a new enemy picks a very bad time to make his move, they know they have to do something about it before the body count gets any higher...Rated T, but that could change. NO ROMANCE!

Agent Kirkland and Agent Bonnefoy are just trying to do their jobs, so what happens when they're assigned to work on a case with a pair of twin boys? It's an adventure they won't soon forget.

After losing his childhood friend Alfred to a devastating house fire, Arthur Kirkland learns to live a rather dull life in the West. He longs for more than herding cattle and reaping fields, and his prayers are answered in a most unexpected way. When a dangerous outlaw, wanted for months, manages to take him hostage, his true identity was what Arthur least expected. (USUK)

AU Cardsverse- Alfred is a normal Hearts citizen, but there's something strange about him. Something off. Could it be that he does not belong in the Hearts Kingdom? But that's impossible...right? Updated slowly and randomly; NO ROMANCE.

Alfred is one of thirty thousand children without a home until he lands himself on an orphan train. Now he's in the hands of an irate Englishman and a town full of misfits just like him. 1920s AU.

On his first day in Hogwarts, shy little hufflepuff Matthew fell in love with a beautiful white-haired slytherin. He doesn't dare hope for it to be reciprocal, but maybe he should? Prucan OS translated from my own works, it was originally a gift for a friend.

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.

Kidnapped by his husband's old enemy, Antonio Carriedo, his house burned to the ground, and one of his sons missing, Francis can only wait and hope for Arthur to rescue them. But Alfred's already gone, how long before they take Matthew? Or him? Hurry, Arthur, please. [Series: Sea of Jewels; FACE family; Pirate AU; FrUK, Spanamo, mild GerIta, one-sided IggyChu]

Arthur was so used to foes attacking him as a nation; he forgot his vulnerabilities as a man. A longtime enemy settles the score; Alfred gets caught in the crossfire. Rated T. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.

Ten years ago, the royal family of Spades was overthrown in a violent revolution and the last remaining family members were feared dead. Now, with the help of the former Jack of Spades and an amnesiac orphan, con man Arthur has a plan to collect the reward money by "finding" Prince Alfred and reuniting him with his grandmother. Based on mynoodlesafterdark's Cardverse Anastasia AU.

[PruAus UA] 1870. C'était une nuit pluvieuse de novembre, une nuit que Gilbert avait attendue pendant cinq ans. Ce serait la nuit qui lui rendrait Roderich après cinq années de séparation. Ce fut la nuit qu'il espéra ne pas avoir vécue.

A young girl named Alice Kirkland was abandoned as a baby by England. At eleven years old, she is mailed a Hogwarts letter as Voldermort rises to power. A mysterious wizard known as Arthur Kirkland appears to teach History of Magic at Hogwarts, but why is he truly there? Is there truly there to protect only Harry Potter, or is something else at stake? What is his relation to Alice?

For the FrUkSpringFestival2k15. Something was wrong was Francis. Could it be because he was homesick? Well, Arthur was going to try and put the smile back on the Ravenclaw's face. And he just the place to do it. The Room of Requirement. (Pottertalia Au)

"Did I murder my husband? Must you even ask? Of course I did, you silly geese!" In which Oliver willingly tells the whole truth to the nice police officers investigating a recent murder. The 2p! characters in an AU.

"It's okay, Iggy. I'm okay. I'm just going on a permanent vacation, so I need you to take care of my people." Depressed!Suicidal!America. Vietnam War fic.

It's Harry's fifth year and there's a few changes at Hogwarts. Besides the Ministry witch, there's a strange new professor and four odd first year. Chaos ensues as Italy, England, Germany, Canada, and America set out to protect Harry. Can the keep their cover without Umbridge finding out? Rated T because it's Hetalia. P.S. 2Ps occasionally appear. Warning, complete crack fic.

Sometimes Antonio watched Alfred; and he wondered how he could be so much like his predecessor.

Hogwarts has opened its doors yet again and the Nations are back and odder than ever. Why do they always carry around that blue liquid and what's the deal with them changing colors when mad? And hearing voices is definitely not a good sign. Welcome to the sequel of Tale Of The New World Twins with more drama, and A Russian transfer with some secrets, what new will be learned?

While Kugelmugel learns about the world around him, Austria rediscovers some things about it, also.

Di Angelo. Of Angels. Lovino Vargas - the representative of Italia Romano - scoffed. He had never seen a kid that looked less like an angel. The five times Romano and Nico met. Two-shot, T for language and subjects in second chapter.

Arthur Kirkland never wanted to be the Queen of Spades, and for good reason. It's a miserable job for any omega, but for Arthur under the current King, it's hell. Will the new King, Alfred, be able to change centuries of tradition and (even more difficult) Arthur's outlook on life? Of course he will. Cardverse/Omegaverse USUK

There's something strange about the new students at Hogwarts. With their freaky super strength and military like fighting skills. They seem indestructible and why do they call each other Canada and America when they think no ones looking? Something is going on and Draco and The Trio are on a mission to solve the Case of the New World Twins. Rated for swearing, no shipping.

The world conference building has been destroyed, and that means the meeting now has to take place at America's house... Uh-oh. In come the states! ...and what the heck are they doing? T purely out of paranoia.

[UA, PruAus] Gilbert est prussien, Roderich est autrichien. Gilbert est soldat, Roderich est médecin. Gilbert se bat, Roderich soigne les blessures de la guerre. Ils ne se ressemblent pas, et pourtant, ils avaient tant de choses en commun. A commencer par leur passé...

How did the founding fathers discover Alfred's secret? What were their reactions? What did they do? Semi-historical fic. No romance, which means no yaoi, yuri, smut, lemon or anything else like that. Rated T for wiggle room.

Alfred left his friend, Arthur, back in England when he moved to America. Years later, he comes back to discover something about Arthur's family he should've stayed there with him for. But now that Arthur's little Alfie has grown up, it makes everything in the past seem so small. USUK, family drama. M for later chapters

Cardverse/Chessverse AU. King Alfred never got along with his Queen. After a fight, Arthur flees the Castle and is captured by a new royal from across the sea. When Alfred finally gets Arthur back, he finds that their relationship takes a huge turn. The American desperately tries to fix their relationship but how can the King trust his Queen when the other won't stop lying to him?

Arthur loved teaching at Hogwarts. However, he made a mistake his first year of teaching at the school. Now? He had to pay the price. "You know, I never thought I would go to the Yule Ball with a student." UsUk, Pottertalia AU. Teacher!Arthur and Student!Alfred

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

The Witchy Trio were hung 300 years ago on All Hallow's Eve and swore that they'd rise again to steal the lives of all the children in Salem. It's 300 years later and the witches are back and hell bent on sucking the life out of all the children, particularly one Peter Kirkland. Can Amelia and Arthur along with the help of a cursed cat protect him from this devilish trio? UK/fem!US

On his 18th birthday, a peasant named Alfred Jones discovers he is the rightful King of Spades. Full summary inside. Main pairings: UsUk.

Arthur Kirkland is just your ordinary 20 year old man who works at the family bookstore. He had a simple, quiet, and comfortable way of life. That all changed when he found a small boy shivering outside his apartment doorstep. 19th century AU

Alfred met Arthur, the snake boy, when he was twelve. And then, he met him again when he was eighteen. Six years is a long time, and Alfred discovers the horrible fate that has befallen the snake child after the day he first failed to save him. Unable to break a promise, he frees Arthur from the clutches of his captors. It was the dullness in his eyes that compelled him to.

Scotland and the other UK nations come to look for England, only to find him in trouble. Upon taking him to the hospital, they discover that he's in labor and has a kid; France's kid. How will the United kids deal with this and what will France do when he finds out about the kid? Warning: Mention of yaoi and Mpreg. Please read and review

The wish of America: to not be called lazy, stupid and fat. His new year's resolution is to fix all those issues, but will he go too far? country names used, eventual Americest (serious!smart!anorexic!America)

Alfred has been living with a disability for nearly 200 years since that day. He is trapped in darkness. Will he be able to endure when the World finds out his closely guarded secret? USUK/UKUS with hinted PruCan. BONUS CHAPTER!

Previously named "An End" ..."What do you think happens to a nation when someone takes them over for themselves? ...They become a colony until some point in which they become so integrated with the host country that their existence is no longer needed, that so little differentiates them from the host... only one can go on while the other fades away..." 4-SHOT (I promise no longer!)

From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!

I will start putting all of my SuFin stories in this, since I write about them a lot. For now it consists of "Amethyst All Over," "The Heat Makes Us Crazy," and "Christmas." But now they're in order! I really did write them backwards! Also over. No more updates. Sorry.

Prussia is living under the guardianship of "Old Fritz", King Frederick II of Prussia. These are a few tales of their relationship as Gilbert grows from a warrior into a gentleman. Title taken from Arkham's Teen Prussia Diaries, which were my inspiration

A queen Elizabeth 1 x Britain story. Britain realizes that he may need to take this child raising more seriously...complete.

"The subtle looks, little winks, light blushes, poorly-hidden jealousy - Arthur Kirkland and Alfred F. Jones were deeply in love, and even more deeply in denial." Kiku finally notices that his two best friends are crazy for each other, and with the Yule Ball just around the corner, he enlists the help of Luna Lovegood to finally get them together. USUK, Franada, T for making out

England gets home to find that America is missing. He has been accused by the townspeople of witchcraft and dark magic, and is set to burn at the stake. But no one messes with the British Empire. No one.

Ivan and Alfred having a kid hmm sounds fun lets see how things unfold between the two tense nations and their child

When you belong to this family, you're never truly alone. *FACE family AU*

Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.

In his diary, Prussia realizes just how many lies he tells himself. Hungary, as a joke, reads his diary out during a meeting, finding something disturbing. Now she & Germany must get to Prussia before it's too late. Germancest in the second chapter, PruHun Friendship.

The twins have a very important question for their current caretakers – who's their mother? Sweden tries to explain, but the twins refuse to budge. Finland doesn't help much. Vinland!verse Oneshot

"I'm horny." Romano brain took a second to process this. "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" He really shouldn't have asked. OR...actually, it's good that he did. Rated M for language, lemon, and Spamano.

A short and stupid story. America and Canada find out who really discovered them first.

In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...

Even though they're no longer together and have both moved on, Antonio and Roderich still go out to dinner every year on their anniversary. Borrowed from the tumblr post made by hetalia-headcanons.

In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.

Because he had lost Prussia and Hungary when the wall fell, Russia goes after someone who is dear to them both as pay back. abuse, Noncon/rape, Yaoi, blood, dark, angst,

When Francis and Arthur become the legal guardians of two troubled and haunted young boys, they might have bitten off more than they can chew. FrUK and FACE family, story is better than summary. UNDER NEW TITLE

A letter Spain never got, sent by Romano.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland burned down ships, stole treasure and attacked towns. He knew how to do that pretty well. When he takes responsibility for a child, can he protect him like a good guardian should? / AU Pirate!England and Little!America.

Spain is having difficulties raising Romano on his own. He seeks advice from Austria, and even accepts advice on child rearing from Prussia and France! T for language. Fail summary is fail. Please Read and Review!

Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK

Spain's curiosity of Romano's lone hair curl brings him to make the desicion to play with it repeatedly while the latter's asleep, and the results of this get a little...unexpectedly hot... Rated for implied sexual themes

It is not a well hidden secret that America married his own citizens before. What was not well known was the why he did it. AmeCan, US/OCs, incest, very bittersweet

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

This is the story of how Alfred F. Jones decided to be the 'hero'. Its all thanks to Benjamin Franklin, blame him. And it happens over tea. Set post Revolutionary War.

America wanted to keep Vietnam by his side at all costs, but one day he realized that it was time to say goodbye.

Harry Potter was left behind by his Aunt and Uncle on a trip to Canada. He thought that his life would be cut short, but in a turn of events Canada's Polar Bear found him and took him to Canada's House.

A Hetalia crossover version of the a-typical Harry is abandoned fict. 1shot Harry is abandoned in Finland, he is found by Tino and Berwald. How will a Nordic raised Harry react to the Tri-wizard tourney and being the boy-who-lived. add Prussia and m

As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta

"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria

Gilbert has hidden his darkest secret for years, but soon, the whole world will know. He will have to deal with past pains being dragged to the surface, and he might never be able to recover from these terrible memories. Holocaust fic.

Prussia interacts with a little girl that would have been known as the "Austro-Hungarian Empire"

A chance meeting between the Boy-Who-Lived and a Ex-Nation changes both of their lives for the better. A Two Chapter story Warnings: Yaoi Prussia-Gilbert/Harry, Personifications of Countries,AU-ish personalities

Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

Everything he never said. Letters written to England by America after the Revolutionary War.

AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.

Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!