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Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

right now i am obsessed with katekyo hitman reborn and the mega cool characters namely belphegor,viper/mammon, Fran,hibari,mukuro,chrome,byakuran,shoichi,spanner,chikusa and ken.

SNOBS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Varia Advice & Questions Column by MissCuriousBird reviews
The Varia and Umi have promptly given up answering questions and giving advice to people they don't know. So, the Varia have bid a giant goodbye and have gone back to their missions and Umi has thanked god for the end of this Column. She's off back home where it's safe. Fic contains swearing and insults, but what did you expect? FANFIC COMPLETED.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,264 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Varia, OC - Complete
Bands, Love, and Sweet Revenge! by shkairah reviews
the girls are loser and are constantly being bullied by the boys and saaya & co but when they meet in a bathroom and see a poster for a battle of the bands competition, they know it's the only way to get revenge but is that all they'll find? I DO NOT OWN SHUGO CHARA OR ANY SONGS MENTIONED!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011
G: The Owner's Guide And Manual by coliseums reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a G. unit! To unlock the fullest potential of your smexy archer, this guide will be needed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 1st Storm Guardian/G - Complete
VONGOLA PRIMO GIOTTO: The Owner's Guide And Manual by coliseums reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own mafia boss! To unlock the fullest potential of your smexy boss, this guide is highly needed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
SQUALO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by MinjiRoxx reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a SQUALO unit! In order to completely utilize the functions of this noisy, hair flippin' swordsman, it is reccomended that you read this manual.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Squalo S. - Complete
Reborn Files: Tales Of The Vongola by PokeyPocky reviews
A series of drabbles/oneshots with your favourite hitman manga, Reborn! Warning: May contain extreme stupidity, idiocy, and randomness.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009
Classified Information! by SushiBomb reviews
DISCONTINUED. Random facts, quirks, dirty little secrets, private thoughts, OOC moments, embarrassing habits...Everything you could have ever wanted to know about everyone in KHR in 50 sentences. Rated for Language, Themes, and content.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,979 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010
Lens Kidnapping by Shadow of Light and Melody reviews
One shot! This takes place before The Thirty Day Challenge. Len was just sitting at home, texting Miku who was just across the living room, when BOOM! Shadow comes in and kidnaps him. And this is just the beginning...
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Len K. - Complete
Lions and Muffins by AtsukoKeehl reviews
Ken starts feeling weird towards a female exchange student. Events occur and she starts living with him. Rated T just in case. KenxOC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ken J., Chikusa K.
FON: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lulu-ichigo reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a FON unit! In order to maximize the functions of this Hibari-looking arcobaleno, it is recommended that you read the following manual carefully.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Fon - Complete
REBORN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lulu-ichigo reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of a REBORN unit! In order to completely utilize the functions of this brutal and suave Sun arcobaleno, it is recommended that you read the following manual carefully.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Reborn - Complete
20 Reasons Why Len Can Be Seme by hamxham reviews
We all know that Len can be anything he wants and still be as sexy as hell. And here you'll find out why.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Len K.
The YAMAMOTO Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Equif reviews
Thank you for purchasing a YAMAMOTO TAKESHI unit. Please read the enclosed manual to make sure you get the most out of your aspiring writer. 8059 pairing mentions.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI: User's Maintenance Manual by Cloverfish reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit! In order to fully utilize your own Vongola boss dame-tuna, it is recommended that you read and follow the following manual beforehand to fully understand your sensitive unit...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
The CHIKUSA Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
LOL HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS *YOYO'D* I'M SORRY KAKPI IT HAD TO BE DONE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Chikusa K. - Complete