Hello, population of FanFiction.Net (a.k.a. all you pirates, ninjas, aliens, espers, time travelers, magical girls, shinigami, swordsmen/women, wizards, hobbits, talking animals, supposedly inanimate objects, other halfs, ghosts, alchemists, etc.). I would like to take this chance to introduce myself.

Hi, I'm RurouniSakura, part hobbit, part Amestrian, part kitty (meow), part magical being, all-around nerd and as mad as a Hatter. I'm a somewhat decent alchemist, and I'm currently working as the other half of the Phantom Thief Dark Mousy while I wait for my future boss, Syaoran Li, to show up via Mokona. I know he's coming to hire me as a bodyguard/babysitter for his wife, Sakura-hime, and their kids while he's out and about. I've seen it in a fortelling dream, so it must be true, right?

Anyway, I'll do my best to update my stories as quickly as I can, although I may take a while occasionally because Dark is being a pest, I have a ton of homework, or the culture finally went too far and I became Don Quixote II. The last option, by the way, is totally plausible with Obama running the country. Watch out for your windmills.

Also, if anyone finds a way into Narnia, please bring me along. I've been trying to get there since the 2nd grade.