word up. The name's Elle. I'm 20. I vote. I'm liberal. I'm from Philly. I go to college. I like writing. I like politics. I watch TV. I listen to awesome music. I don't like people who define themselves by the music they listen to. I like indie films. I'm in love with Demetri Martin. My news comes from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. I use "google" and "wikipedia" as verbs. I hate banana flavored things. I smoke occasionally. I curse a lot. I have cool friends. I adore fashion. Project Runway = love. I've been told that I smell like cough drops, all the time. I read books like it's my job. I'm an English major. I'm kind of obsessed with the Big Bang Theory, actually, I'm obsessed with Jim Parsons. SHELDON/PENNY FTW! I used to have a profile here but forgot my password and made a new one cause I'm lame like that. Read my quotes, they're pretty kick ass. peace out.

Quotes that define my life:

Because well, sometimes, fiction can end up being a whole lot more accurate than the truth. - Andy Greenwald

I know it hurts, but it's life, and it's real, and sometimes, it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got - Garden State

It's funny because it's treason! - Stephen Colbert

Life's a bitch that needs to be smacked, so get your pimp hand ready and act like it owes you money - MC

VAGINA! -Kait MS

What the fuck? Fuckin' A! - Me

You know why I hate the abbreviation V-Day? It makes me think of Vag Day, not Valentines. It's like wishing someone Happy Vag Day. Which makes the celebration for women only, and questionable men. - Me

That's exactly why I say it. - Kait MS

He's like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do. He's like the Wal-mart version of you, but he'll have to do, he'll have to do. -Max Bemis

I have a goooood history with BJ's -MC

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. -Dr. Sheldon Cooper