My name's Aliza, and I'm one of the few fanfic authors that actually has a social life - so please don't kill me if I don't update my stories as often as you'd like. I like pirate everything, gerber daisies, and birthday cake. I hate control freaks, cats, and Connecticut. Please forgive me if I start a story and then leave you hanging - I have a relatively short attention span. And if you're going to write me an email or review - be it happy or hateful - please use proper grammar. Otherwise, I won't take you seriously. Unless you tell me I'm the Empress of Awesome, in which case I am a sucker for compliments, and I'll get excited at the fact that you actually read my profile. Three cheers for you!

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth only makes the whole world blind and toothless."

- Ghandi.

Peace, love, and piracy!