pinkgrapefruit
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Joined 10-16-02, id: 281177
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.
WARNING: Reading the following passage might result in death, disability or decay of the mind. You have been warned.

Scene One

[Fade in] Sunlight falls between the fanned leaves of the palm tree, through the open window and into the bedroom of PGF.

She sits at the computer, slightly hunched over, tired eyes trained on the glowing screen, fingers flying furiously over the keyboard. The tap-tap-tap of keys, occasionally punctuated by incoherent mumbles, are the only sounds to be heard in the room. An hour later, this monotony is broken by a exasperated scream, and a sound of a chair being pushed back with force. PGF stalks out of the room, running her fingers through her hair and ranting. Camera zooms in and focuses on the computer screen, which reads: "whattowritesomeonepleasegivemeinspirationpleasepleaseplease"- And nothing more.

[Fade out]

End of Scene One

HiHi! I'm PinkGrapeFruit. There's not much to say about myself, except that I like writing (among other things) and am quite particular about grammer. Poor speling can be forgiven. Currently, I like AF, HP and LoTR, but I might dabble in other fandoms. ^^!

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Killer Instinct by Corpus Delicti reviews
*Chapter Six is UP, Chapter One RE-WRITTEN* Dublin, 2012. Artemis knows well the feeling of walking the razor's edge. But when his notorious cartel is at the peak of its success, a new, rival cartel rises. And they want Fowl dead.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002
Another Year by Miadevil reviews
Chapter 3 up-- Plot exposition abounds. All your questions are answered. It's epic! Or not.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002
To Make a Profit by Blue Yeti reviews
This is all dialogue. This is Out of Character. This is… mysterious. This is not my most intelligent piece of work but it’s so short that you may as well read it anyway.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Artemis F., Butler
More the Fool He by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' thoughts before duelling Gilderoy Lockhart in COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by Strega Brava reviews
Professor Severus Snape broods over the thing he desires the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Everybody (Voldie's Back) by Squin reviews
I don't know why I keep losing sleep over these filks, but I guess I enjoy it... or something. This one is based on the BSB's "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" and is about the last few chapters of GOF. Enjoy, and please leave a review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
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I'll Never Play a Prank Again reviews
A filk on the song "I'll Never Fall In Love Again".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
A Magical Christmas reviews
A Christmas fic! The Fowls go carolling. pointless, but warm and fuzzy. one-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete