Hi every one! Hows life? Thats great! So back to me! jk. um so i have lived in one state my whole life, i play volly ball and am a swimmer.I love music, and am OBSSESED with harry potter!!! Like i am addicted! um i like saying random thing and i love TO YELL !!!! so thats enough about me right now more below!

HEY YOU. Yes, you. Reading this right now. Sitting or standing or lying down or whatever you're doing. Using a PC, a laptop, a phone or a tablet. Whoever you are, and whatever you're doing when you read this, just know that you are beautiful. And I mean it. Unique, special, amazing, stunning, talented, intelligent... They all describe you. Don't think that just because people put you down and call you names that you are worth any bit less than you are. They only do it because they are insecure with themselves. Ignore all the haters and bullies, just be who YOU are. Not what other people want you to be. You are beautiful, inside and out. All you have to do is believe it.

random stuff:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

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i luv harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Leave cryptic messages on the computors.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

Fill your cart with boxes of diapers, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

get boxes of tampons and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking!

Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

Mentally ill test:

(x) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(x)You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree/bush.

(x)You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

()You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(x)never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(x) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL : 8

()You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

(x)You type with three fingers or less.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

()You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(x)You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11

(x)You have fallen asleep in class.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(x)People often shake their heads and walk away from you

(x)You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 16

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

()You have eaten a bug accidentally

(x)You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(x)You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20

(x)You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

(x)You break a lot of things.

(x) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(x)When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(x) The word "um" is used frequently.

()You don't know what "um" means.

(x)You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(x)You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 28

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.and re-post as: I am 112 out of 136 Mentally ill.

*VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have done so multiple times, copy and paste this into your profile

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
(NO JUST NO) You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Pranks count, right?)
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

things you may not know

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

Harry Potter Stuff:

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry
When I need to be courageous.

I promise to remember Ron
When I feel overshadowed.

I promise to remember Hermione
When I am picked on for being smart.

I promise to remember James and Lily
When someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of greater good.

I promise to remember “I solemley swear that I am up to no good”
For the Marauders, of course.

I promise to remember Gred and Forge
When I need a laugh.

I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape
When asked the true meaning of love.

I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.

I promise to remember Tonks
When I feel hyper and cheery.

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to practice constant vigilance
For Moody’s sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid
When someone sees beauty in what others see as ugly.

I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Golden Trio as a whole
When a friend says, “Call and I’ll be there.”

I promise to remember Ginny
When I must face my fears.

I promise to remember Dobby
When asked the price of freedom.

I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be kooky.

I promise to remember Seamus
When things go wrong but I still persevere.

I promise to remember Draco
When I make a bad choice and pay for it later.

I promise to remember Oliver
When I soar to great heights.

I promise to remember the Dursley’s
When my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter.

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.

I promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination.

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Thank you Harry Potter for all the great adventures you gave to kids all over the world.

Thank you for showing us anything is possible if we believe.

Thank you for everything you have done.

And most of all thank you JK Rowling for writing these amazing books you are an inspiration to us all.

Harry Potter will live forever!!!!!

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

In remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero…

...but a totally awesome werewolf, too.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

In Remembrance of Sirius Black

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain...

...Damn you Bellatrix.

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOd

I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we love best do live in us forever; whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always."

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY BY THE MAURDERS

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

18.) Befriending a werewolf.

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat.

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time.

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).

42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!-

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking

48.) Therapy

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection

52.) Switching names

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS

54.) Forgiveness

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything

59.) Miming

60.) Growing Up

I solemnly swear
I will never forget...
That first page.
That magical land I discovered,
And the wonderful dreams it inspired.
The people and places it led,
And wisdom in words which it said.
The late nights in bed,
The words which I read.
The memories it created,
The time that I waited...
But now that it's over, I solemnly swear
That no matter what, I will always care

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, but the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always."
Re-post if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness.
Re-post if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them.
Re-post if you owe JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood.
Re-post if HP has changed you
Re-post for Tonks, Remus, Ted Tonks, Fred, George's ear, Colin Creevy, the Horcrux in Harry.
For Quirrel, for Mad-Eye, for Lockhart, for the Half-Blood Prince, for Lily Evans, for James Potter.
For the Cowardly Wormtail, for Lumos Maxima.
For Neville's pure Bad Assery.
For Nagini's head.
For the lost diadem.
For the sword of Godric Gryffindor.
For losing a mother that night in Godric's Hollow.
For "Happy Christmas, Harry...Happy Christmas, Ron."
For Crookshanks.
For Masters Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
For "I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
For "Mischief Managed."
For Hedwig.
For McGonagall and "I've always wanted to use that spell."
For Molly Weasley and "Not my daughter, you bitch."
For Percy's redemption.
For George's being the living twin in a now living Hell.
For Errol's failure.
For Pig's hyperactivity.
For Viktor Krum.
For infiltrating the Ministry.
For Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.
For Expecto Patronum and chocolate.
For werewolves.
For anamagi.
For pumpkin juice.
For Seamus' tendency to blow things up.
For "Sunshine, daisies, butter mallow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow."
For Lily Luna, James Sirius, and Albus Severus.
For Wizard's Chess.
For Hugo and Rose.
For Scorpius.
For Slytherin's reputation.
For Ravenclaw's education.
For Gryffindor's bravery.
For Hufflepuff's loyalty.
For Cedric Diggory.
For all of the wars we've fought.
For all of the things we're not.
For marching on.
For horcruxes.
For "All was well."
For Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
For Arianna Dumbledore.
For Flitwick.
For the Deathly Hallows.
For the Golden Trio.
For the Chosen One.
For the Brightest Witch of Her Age.
For Weasley is Our King.
For S.P.E.W.
For Dobby.
For Kreacher.
For Gimmauld Place.
For "I open at the close."
For "That tiny ball of light."
For "Tales of Beedle the Bard."
For Petunia, losing a sister.
For Dudley, unknowing of magic.
For Romione.
For he will live as long as those remain are loyal to him.
For you.
For me.

For the Harry Potter Generation
For our forever growing family of Potterheads.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it

15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

16) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

20) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

23) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

24) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

25) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

26) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

27) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

28) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

29) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

30) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

31) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

32) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

33) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

34) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

35) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

36) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

37) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

38) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

39) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

40) If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

41) I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.'

42) I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

43) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

44) I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord.

45) I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape.

46) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

47) I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.'

48) I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

49) I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!'

50) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

51) I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

Harry Potter Survey

List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Half Blood Prince
2. Deathly Hallows
3. Order of the Phoenix
4. Sorcerer's Stone
5. Goblet of Fire
6. Prisinor Of Azkaban
7. Chamber of Secrets

List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1. Deathly Hallows Part 2
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Sorcerer's Stone
5. Deathly Hallows Part 1
6. Chamber of Secrets
7. Goblet of Fire
8. Order of the Phoenix

Top 5 favorite characters in any order?
1. Harry Potter
2. Ginny Weasley
3. Lily Evans
4. The Mardaurs
5. Hermione

5 least favorite characters in any order?
1. Dolores Umbridge
2. Rita Skeeter
3. Bellatrix Lestrange
4. Vernon Dursley
5. Peter Pettigrew

Three favorite spells?
1. Expecto Patronum
2. lumos
3. Expelliarmus

Three favorite potions?
1. veles felix
2. Polyjuice Potion
3. Veritaserum

Favourite member of the Golden Trio? Hermione
Favourite family? The Weasleys, of course!
Favourite antagonist? (Why are there always these questions? Do people actually like bad characters?)well good thing i am not a normal person,bellatrix
Favourite death eater? Bellatrix
Favourite chapter from your favorite book? Prisoner of Azkaban: The Quidditch Final
Favourite non-Hogwarts magical building? The Burrow
Favourite Diagon Alley shop? ollivanders wand shop
Favourite Hogsmeade shop? Three Broomsticks
Favourite Unforgivable Curse? Oh, that's terrible! Why would you ask that?

Favourite mode of wizard transportation? Knight Bus (LOVE Stan and Ern!)

Favourite Weasley? Ginny.

Favourite Order member? Tonks

Favourite DA member? Luna
Favourite pet? Hedwig
Favourite Hogwarts room? the owery
Favourite Hogwarts professor? Professor McGonagall. Kick ass much? ;)
Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident? Arnold the Pygmy Puff (idk why, he's the first thing that came to my head. Plus he's cuddly and sweet.)
Favourite Tri-Wizard champion? Harry
Favourite house elf? Dobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite wizard sweet? Chocolate Frogs
Favourite couple? Harry/ginny
Favourite friendship? The Golden Trio
Biggest surprise of the series? proffoser moody bieng a imposter
Biggest letdown of the series?when dombeldor died
One character you wish lived? Fred, Dobby, Remus, Tonks, Sirius...wait, just one?
Moment that will always make you cry? Dobby’s/Fred’s/Dumbledore's death and Harry being stupid and noble and going to die.

Your patronus would be a _? Dolphin!

Three things Amortentia would smell like to you: My crush's cologne, tater tots, that special book smell...
You would use Felix Felicis to _? get a boy friend when im old enough ofcourse

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Why? Ron/Hermione. Harry and Hermione are friends, and they both fall for Weasleys, which brings them closer. But Ron and Hermione...they just have this certain chemistry that's always been there. And they fight it, but in the end, they're perfect for each other. Besides, you can't predict/control who you love, and Ron and Hermione kind of show that. Everyone expected her to fall for Harry, so I like that she fell for Ron. I'll admit I expected Harry/Hermione going into Half-Blood Prince...and now I look back and go, WHY? I'm not against Harry/Hermione, I just like Ron/Hermione MUCH MUCH more.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily. Besides the fact that you can't have the series without them, I just don't think Snape and Lily would've worked as more than friends. She just never saw them in that way. Pretty much exactly what I said for the Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione question above. They're sort of the Ron/Hermione/Harry of the Marauder Era.
Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight? YES!!!!!! No competition whatsoever.
Are you going to go see the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 in theaters? Already did! Twice! But now Pt. 2 has come out...:'(

Do you own the books/movies? OF COURSE!!!!

Have you ever played any of the video games? Yeah...they're not bad, actually.
Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl? Hell yes!
How about a rat? Um, no. The rat is Pettigrew's Animagus form. Dirty little creatures..
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack? Just Hedwig's Theme. And all the stuff in the movies.
Which house would you want to be in? Gryffindor all the way.
Do you like Draco? He's an interesting character. The traditional side of me is more inclined to think no, he's mean and awful, and he pays for it in the end. The other side of me thinks he's just making too many wrong choices, and if you showed him the light, there'd be another way. He's not totally evil. He tries, but he gets in too far. He's a lot like Regulus Black. All the same, I think no, because he's such a dick to Harry. And Ron. And Hermione. So no.
Would you ever enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament? No...maybe...nah.
Would you keep your money in Gringotts? Of course! No place better!
What class would be your favourite? DADA
Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard? Damn straight I would.
Favourite movie set: The Burrow. It's so homey.
Favourite movie scene: The train scene in the first movie where the Golden Trio meets for the first time. I've got it memorized and I always quote it with the movie. Or when Harry is talking to Dumbledore's Army in Deathly Hallows Part 2, when he comes in and they all applaud and hug him. Just sort of shows how loyal they all are to him, how much he means. It's always been a great scene, in my opinion. And then he's talking about trying to find something, and Luna goes, "Well, there's her lost diadem," and Ron's like, "Aw, bloody hell, here we go." That's such a cute thing. Ron and Luna. They're adorable. Not like a couple, just their interactions are great. But the best part of that scene is when Ginny comes in and she's like, "Harry." And he goes, "Hi there." *Bangs head on wall* He hasn't seen her for six months, she's probably thought he was dead, and that's ALL HE CAN THINK OF TO SAY? Sigh. So Harry. And they just stand there and stare at each other while Hermione's sort of biting her lip, trying not to smile, and Ron's like, "She hasn't seen me for six months, and it's like I'm a franky first year. I'm her brother!" And Seamus goes, "She's got six of those but only one Harry," and Ron says, "Shut up, Seamus." And then Ginny's like, "They know you're here," and Harry just stares at her. It's such an adorable scene, I really, really like it. So much sexual tension, but it's adorable at the same time. Wow, that was really long.
Favourite scene in the movies not included in the books: Anything with Peeves.
Scene you were most disappointed didn’t make it into the movie: The Quidditch in Order of the Phoenix. The match was important to the story, but they just cut it out. And Peeves.

Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army?: Dumbledore's Army!
Fred or George?: Fred! (Sorry George)
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts?: Gringotts!
Sirius or Lupin?: Sirius! I don't mind a rebel...;)
Occlumency or Legilimency? Occulmency. I don't want some idiot reading my mind.
Animagus or metamorphagus?: animagus, totally.
Mermish or Parselmouth?: Mermish. Can you sing underwater if you can speak Mermish?
Draco or Lucius?: Draco, simply because I cannot stand the sadistic ball of slime that calls himself Lucius.
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher?: Mundungus. Better than Pettigrew.
Whomping Willow or flying Ford Anglia?: FLYING FORD ANGELIA!!
Invisibility Cloak or Pensieve?: Invisibility Cloak
Grimmauld Place or the Burrow?: The Burrow! What kind of question is this?
Werewolf or Inferi?: Werewolf.
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures?: Care of Magical Creatures
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge?: Binns, you get to sleep :) And he's not torturous or sadistic.
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick?: Peeves!!!! I LOVE PEEVES
Hippogriff or Thestrals?: Hippogriff!
Durmstrang or Beauxbatons?: Beauxbatons
Portkey or Apparation?: Apparation

Female Character? Ginny or Hermione. Don't make me choose.

Male Character? Harry. I know, it's cliche, but I like him.

Professor? McGonagall!

Death Eater? I don't like Death Eaters. Narcissa Malfoy, if I had to choose.

Magical Creature? DOBBY!

Spell? Expelliarmus!

Quote? "Oi! There's a war going on here!" (ten points if you know where that's from)

Movie? Deathly Hallows Part 2

Hogwarts House? Gryffindor

Place? borrow

Weasley? Ginny

Couple? james /lilly

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw!

Fred or George? Forge

Ginny or Luna? Ginny

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Oh, that's tough. Diagon Alley

Books or Movies? Books! What kind of question is this?

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.

Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Philosopher's Stone

Snape or Slughorn? Slughorn

Lupin or Sirius? I siriusly can't choose ;P

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? HARRY/GINNY!

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? SEAMUS FINNIGAN!!!!

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby!!!!!!!

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborn, of course!

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? ummmmmmm i dont know i dont realy like either of them

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig