The Logical Trainwreck
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Joined 04-21-13, id: 4679581, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 4 stories for Pikmin, Halo, Kirby, Legend of Zelda, and Minecraft.

Hello, and welcome to my new profile. The old one seemed to be too much of my stupid side, so here's the new one. Hopefully, this one won't get as cluttered.


News: I'm slowly but surely getting the chapters on all of my stories (including my main story, RDF).
As you have (probably) noticed, I changed my pen name. It has a hidden meaning, but it's not so hidden you have to overthink it to find the meaning (in theory)...
Any story removals are only temporary; I'm going to work on cleaning them up and revising them in any way I can, then add them to the site again.

Acknowledgements: Pixelknux, for letting me take over on his story. It was an immense honor, and though I haven't been on in a while for extended periods of time, I hope I can upload the story and make it as good as how Pixelknux would have made it.

Other information: A few new stories might be released, some thanks to life experience (whether it's good or bad life experience, that's for you to decide when I get it up).

Shout-Outs: To Katrina Linden, a good author who I feel writes from her life, as I will soon start doing...Also to Failology, a great co-author who's helped me when I was in a rut.

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Amelia Gilbert by LivHardy reviews
What would happen in Vampire diaries if Elena had an identical twin sister who falls for our favourite vampire, Damon Salvatore? How will she battle her feelings for a vampire who can't seem to stay away from her, but is in love with another woman? Takes place from Friday Night Bites. Damon/OC. Romance/Drama/Humour! Watch this OC as she comes across Vampires/Witches & Originals (;
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 671,103 - Reviews: 7032 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Damon S., OC
Steve's Truth by Failology reviews
Follow Steve as he faces Monsters, Dragons, Undead, Withers, and even deities from the past! Note: Suggestive and light Language is used and violence is potrayed in this Story. You have been warned.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013
Skrurm by iamthebatmane reviews
DUH DURGON OH NOES!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Minecraft One-Shots by Failology reviews
A bunch of Minecraft One-Shots when I can't entertain you or come out with chapters fast enough. Enjoy. :)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013
Minecraft: The Saga of Kyle by PixelKnux reviews
Steve has had his adventures in his world. But up until now, all he has encountered are NPC's. What happens when Steve meets someone like him? Rated T for moderate violence and suggestive language.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012
Minecraft: The Adventures of Steve by PixelKnux reviews
This is the typical Minecraft story. But have you ever considered it from the player's perspective? This is the story of Steve, the Minecraft man. Rated T for violence and suggestive language.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
A Blast from his Past by Yapay the Master Elite reviews
Chris a typical 17 year old, hangs out with friends and hates going to school. but he has a huge secret and a haunting past. When his past comes back can he stop it or will he need some help from someone he just met. Edited by PY687.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008
Pikmin 2: The Side You Didn't See by Blind Kirby reviews
You've seen Olimar and Louie's side, now see the Bosses' as they try to stop the Pikmin threat! COMPLETE
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,068 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
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Kirby Air Racers reviews
The Cappies, after being urged to do so, have created an annual tournament for Air Racing, and thousands of spectators have come to watch the Air Racers who signed up for the tournament race for the championship trophy. How will this end? Rated K plus for somewhat tense scenes.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Kirby, King Dedede, Meta-Knight, Magolor
Realm of Despair reviews
After vanquishing the evil spirit that manifested as Majora's Mask, Link returned to Hyrule, only to learn that a darkness unlike any he's ever faced has descended upon the majestic land he called home. Now he is the only one who can defeat this evil! Will he succeed, or will hatred and evil drown the land of Hyrule? Rated T for violence and dark themes.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Link, Zelda, Majora's Mask, Zero/Zero Two
Pikmin: Challenge of Singularities reviews
Olimar and Shyacho were bored with the same hum-drum idea of conquering a cavern with a full 100 Pikmin, so Olimar gets the brilliant idea of going into caverns with only ONE Pikmin. Follow their escapades as they conquer every known cavern on the planet. Rated K plus for some mild violence and obscure references. I'll say it here, to save time. I don't own Pikmin or references.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Minecraft: Halo Weapons Mod reviews
The players are about to get a taste of something far beyond their comprehension. Join Steve, Kyle and the OC's and their new friends Master Chief and Cortana as they battle the Covenant army and try to resist the Flood infestation. Rated T for violence and suggestive, strong language. Taken over from Pixelknux, who I thank immensely for the honor!
Crossover - Halo & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana