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Top 10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don't need reloading.

5. Ideal protection= tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

:Movies:

..Nightmare Before Christmas..Lost in Translation..Match Point..Pride and Prejuidice (BBC all the way)..

:Music:

Any and all but I am by far a rock fan in the end..

..The Birthday Massacre..Emilie Autumn..Lady Gaga..A Perfect Circle and Tool..

:Books:

..A Farewell to Arms..Dark Hunter Novels..

:Quotes:

"Carly will find the porn!!"

"Remember crime against property is not real crime. People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access" Bansky

"What do I ask of a painting? I ask it to astonish, disturb, seduce, convince." Lucian Freud