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Because There Weren't Enough of These... (BTWET for short)

Link to the location from which I found my cover-thing for Because There Weren't Enough of These... : (You'll actually have to type in the link because I'm too lazy to do the 'insert link' thing. Tragic, I know.)

Shylah: The first OC to appear. I ended up making her a bit more dynamic in personality than the others because she wasn't as thought-out to begin with. She's the fourth-oldest of the eight, and the third tallest at 5'6" (167.64 cm). She has strawberry blonde hair, dark blue eyes, and wears glasses. As the most intelligent of the group (as far as book-smarts go), one would incorrectly assume her to be the responsible one. Yeah, uh, no. She's also the most prone to escapism, making her the least likely of the group to actually want to go home.

Caitlin: The second OC. More temperamental than Shylah, but less so than Tish or Mischa. One of the more athletic OCs. She's also the seventh oldest, and fifth in height at 5'4" (162.56 cm). Short, bright orange hair, grey eyes, and freckles. Has reading glasses but doesn't like to wear them. She's kind of sisterly to all of them, but is especially protective of Tracey. She's also pretty light-hearted and teasing, more so than some of the others. Oh, and she's surprisingly innocent for all that she's been around in her lifetime.

Tisha (Tish): The third OC. Volatile in temperament and personality, with more of a tough-girl persona because of psychological reasons. The second oldest and second tallest at 5'8" (172.72 cm). Her hair was permanently dyed a dark purple and her eyes changed to a bright hazel (almost yellow) because of prank wars. She has the kind of confidence that could easily be considered an act, because it usually is. She also has a soft spot for orphans, and is, I think, the only one of the eight who has actually killed a man. Rather than be proud, she's ashamed of that. Whether or not that changes, time will tell. She also uses her hair to cover the scars on her face and neck.

Tiamat: The fourth OC. The calmest of the group, but also the bossiest with a slightly entitled aura. The eldest of the eight, but the sixth tallest at 5'2" (157.48 cm). Her hair was permanently dyed white and her eyes changed to blood red because of different prank wars (bystander casualties). Having grown up in an extremely wealthy home, she has been taught both a strong work-ethic and how to manage money. She's occasionally referred to as 'Princess' or 'Queen' by some of her friends, less because of her fragility and more because she seems to enjoy ordering them around.

Tracey: The fifth OC. Not necessarily hyperactive, but definitely antsy. Also extremely athletic. The fifth oldest, and also the tallest at 5'9" (175.26 cm, tall for a girl in the Naruto-verse). She has short brown hair and light green eyes. The daughter of an unknown, famous American and a Spanish immigrant far too young to have been left in charge of Tracey and her older brother Manolo, she grew up raised by Manny and watching her mom caught in an endless cycle of bad boyfriends, alcoholism, and drug addictions. She prefers to remain positive, and considers it to be her responsibility to keep everyone laughing. Kind of like Pinkie Pie.

Emi: The sixth OC. She has extreme social anxiety, so she's not going to be very talkative when around much more than one or two people. The fourth oldest, and seventh tallest at 5'1" (154.94 cm). She has black hair and dark brown eyes. She and her father moved to America when she was very young. She developed her stutter while learning English because her peers had a tendency to tease her for her odd pronunciation. A victim of bullying, she also has low self-esteem and slight agoraphobia. Tracey has made Emi her personal 'happiness project'.

Reia: The seventh OC. She's the responsible one of the group, with motherly tendencies that get on Shylah's nerves. She's the fifth oldest, but also the shortest of all of them at exactly 5'0" (152.4 cm). She has dark brown (easily mistaken for black) hair and naturally purple eyes, because she's special. I guess. She was the first to know all of the others, and played a large hand in getting them all together. When she was little, she was moved from state to state to stay with relatives while her parents explored the world, until finally her parents home schooled her and took her with them.

Mischa: The final OC. She's Shylah's little sister, and extremely temperamental and confrontational. She's also the baby of the group, although she is the fourth tallest at 5'5" (165.1 cm). Her hair is a lighter blonde than her sister's, her eyes are lighter (compare sky to ocean), and she also wears glasses. Despite her temperament, she's one of the most forgiving of my OCs once she's calmed down, and also one of the easiest to hurt. She considers herself to be artistic (and she is), although she knows better than to join in on Sasori and Deidara's arguments.


Sorry for the Jesus-spamming if that offends you... I'm not sorry for my beliefs, just sorry if you feel it's being shoved down your throat.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ -(Did this one get to your conscience, too? Hehe...)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Jesus-spamming over! Have fun reading the rest if you'd like. If not, my actual profile stuff is towards the bottom, and anything vital to read is actually before the Jesus-section line-breaker.


I found a link to a personality test, and I found it pretty accurate and insightful, rather than vague and all 'big picture'-y. You can get the big picture, but it's also detailed. Here's the link: and here're my results:

Cautious

You very rarely make a move without first considering the pros and cons and, therefore, rarely do anything foolish or extravagant. (A.K.A. - I always take ten minutes to decide what I want in the drivethrough.)

You are not rash; you almost never act before you think and, therefore, rarely end up doing things you later regret. (Although I might regret not doing things.)

Aesthetic

You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.

You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. (I just don't like people to see me being 'moved'.) You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.

Curious

You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it. (That's what makes studying psychology and history so interesting for me.)

You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.

Reserved

You are somewhat shy, or at least unwilling to spend all your time socializing. With you it's true that "still waters run deep," which is why many of your acquaintances never get to know you well. (There is only one acquaintance who's understood that about me, and the only friend of mine who has taken the time to get to know me is my sister.)

You are not always ready to talk at the drop of a hat. Whether you're in the office or at a party, you're not likely to be found gabbing away in the middle of a group of people.

Solitary

You are a private person, not very comfortable in a big group, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time.

You do not prefer hanging out with others to spending time alone; you do not tend to feel at home in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium. (Unless Three Days Grace is performing.)

Unflappable (Hehe... that sounds so silly)

You are not a slave to your emotions. It takes a lot to upset or unnerve you. That's why you're a good person to have around in a crisis.

You don't let it all hang out, (I don't usually show my cleavage, no.) which means that those around you often don't know the pressures you're under or what you're going through. You're not the kind of person people run from in a crisis.

Innovative

You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.

You are less interested in changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.

Introspective

You like your own company; you're a very interesting person ('S'right). Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.

You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.

Creative

You are good at solving problems, coming up with original ideas, and seeing connections between things, connections that most other people miss (This is why doing a self-insert makes me look like a Mary-Sue - I can't do an actual SI without noticing things others might not.). People with a high score on the "creative" trait often are employed in such fields as finance and scientific research, and enjoy avant garde and classical music as well as literary fiction and scholarly non-fiction.

You do not shun abstractions and concepts in favor of the concrete and tangible.

Competent

You strive to master everything you undertake. You tend to learn quickly (I know some people who resent me for this.) and do not shy away from challenges.

You are not a "que sera sera" type of person, nor do you go easy on yourself when attempting to master a new skill or get a job done.


I'm back, BABY! So... I'm taking down all my stories, 'cause let's face it, none of those are getting done! Hehe... The only one I actually feel bad about deleting is my Girl vs. Mary Sue story set after the events of the Inheritance Cycle. I'm sorry, Doccymad, but after years of me putting it off, you probably knew this was coming. On the bright side, if someone reads this and is intrigued, I might bring it back (possibly in the same genre, or a different fandom). Better yet, someone might get inspired by the thought enough to write it themselves.

A little bit about me:

I'm female. And human. I'm also in my last year of high school, planning to become a veterinarian after the excessive years of training such a career requires. Thus far, my only story is Because There Weren't Enough of These... although I have written FanFiction in the past. BTWET is a little ambitious for a just-returning author, but I've promised myself to stick to it. At the moment, my writing speed is inversely related to the amount of ideas I'm able to implement, unfortunately.

ICan'tFindTheLineBreakPleaseIgnoreTheGirlKickingTheManOutFromBehindTheCurtain

I found some stuff that I thought was funny/interesting that I'd like to share with you (from C1nd3r5's profile).

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word because you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when reading about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Seriously,WhoRemovedMyLinebreak?!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution. (I KNOW every problem has a solution.)
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.
3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (I wish.)
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (Although drowning sounds worse than dying in a plane crash.)
You are acrophobic.
6/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You're one for holding grudges.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked. (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog. (when I remember...)
You feel most active at night.
8/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight. (My methods of fighting aren't always obvious, though...)
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (I think it means 'more often than not', so I don't qualify...)
2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Haven't found out, yet, but everyone thinks I will be.)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 on your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home (and often think its not big enough). (I want at LEAST four when I have my own house!)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
8/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Just two. :'( )
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (Romantically, or as friends?)
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Fuego!)
1/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. (Psh!)
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good. (Apparently...)
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
3/10

So I'm a child of Hades, Athena, and Hermes. How does that even work? Do I just choose one? Should I be concerned, or should my friends be concerned, 'cause that three-way combo sounds like a terror to deal with.

I'mStartingToWorryForMyEyesight.

Considering that I'm writing a story for the Naru-verse, I should probably have my favorite Naruto characters listed here.

1.) The Akatsuki (Their pasts and personalities are intriguing, especially when you add in a bit of psychological profiling to help you out.)

2.) Madara (same reason as the Akatsuki), Gaara (same reason as Akatsuki, again), and Naruto (most adorable loudmouth I've come across)

3.) Hinata (I relate, and she's just so freakin' cute! :3) and Temari (One of few in Naruto's generation portrayed as a strong, independent female)

4.) Lee (his enthusiasm and determination is adorable in the way a small child would be) and TenTen (she gets far too little screen time)

5.) Rin (probably one of few objects of affection in Naruto who actually deserves said affection) and Kakashi (he's not too terrible)

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My preferred genres.

Personally, my favorite genres always center around either a Medieval setting, Fantasy, or both. I don't think I've read a book in those genres where I've been disappointed.

I actually don't like romance, which is weird considering that my current FanFiction work is a romance. Almost all of the romance books I've read hold too little substance as far as development (of both plot and characters) and setting (plot devices, pasts, locations) go. Really, I've read better FanFiction romances than books that have sold for over ten U.S. dollars.

As someone who is currently writing romance, I can understand the urge to ignore all sense and get right into the part where they confess their love and fly a dragon into the sunset. That's actually why I'm writing it - to prove to myself that it can be done.

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(Taken from iJoeyMonster's profile)

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] - I have (a) piercing(s).
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. [The sun gave me a red tint]
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.

[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 ]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling(s) bothers me a lot. (I still love her, though. :3)
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting, though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. (Dislike - she needs to get some Therapy-no-Jutsu. Now.)
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[X] - I hate Hidan. (More like I tolerate his existence because Tisha is supposed to love him eventually.)
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. (I should make one...)
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 3 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME! (I like all animals equally.)
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (He's not AWESOME, but I do like his music)
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2 ]

Results: I seem to be most like Itachi, Kisame, and Zetsu, although it's not a major gap over most of the others.

Naruto:

[X] I have a dream, and I want to make it real.

[X] I am obsessed with one kind of food.

[ ] I have a crush on somebody, but (s)he won't pay attention to me.

[ ] My best friend is also my rival.

[X] I never give up on something.

[X] I always keep my promises to somebody, or at least I do all I can for it.

[ Naruto Score: 4 ]

Sasuke :

[ ] Revenge. I want revenge on somebody.

[X] I think friends are useless. (I still have some, though. I'm such a masochist.)

[ ] My best friend will never give up on helping me.

[ ] I hate sweet things.

[X] I'm not interested in romance right now.

[ ] I would do anything for power.

[ Sasuke Score: 2 ]

Shikamaru :

[X] I am lazy.

[X] Had I actually tried, I could've done a lot .

[X] I am very smart.

[ ] I like playing chess .

[X] I like to use my brain to solve my problems .

[X] These things are so troublesome! (I do them anyway!)

[ Shikamaru Score: 5 ]

Madara :

[X] I am powerful.

[X] I am obsessed with one person. (In a totally platonic, non-romantic way)

[ ] I always want to challenge said person.

[X] I like to fight others to see how much it is going to take until I win. (And yet I don't like fighting - it's one of those weird situations.)

[X] I am not capable of giving a fuck about anything.

[X] I probably have a back-up plan for everything. (except for going to the bathroom - then I improvise... don't ask...)

[ Madara Score: 5 ]

Itachi :

[X] I like to keep secrets.

[X] I wear a mask of lies and secrets. Nobody knows the face behind it.

[X] I would do anything for my little brother/sister

[X] I am a genius. (or so I've been told...)

[ ] I am a hero.

[X] I help others, but they don't know about it.

[ Itachi Score: 5 ]

Tobi :

[X] I had a huge personality change caused by an important event in my life .

[X] I want to hide who I really am.

[ ] I would do everything for my plan. (I'm not THAT utilitarian...)

[X] A very important person died.

[ ] My friends think I am stupid.

[ ] I secretly am the leader of an organization.

[ Tobi Score: 3 ]

Kakashi :

[X] I like reading certain books.

[X] I am always late. I'm not even trying. (I stopped trying long ago.)

[X] I feel very guilty for some mistakes I did in the past.

[X] I want to protect my precious comrades.

[X] Sometimes I get bored, and I stop paying attention to others.

[ ] I have a weird hair color.

[ Kakashi Score: 5 ]

Results: A four-way tie between Shikamaru, Madara, Itachi, and Kakashi, again at the score of five. Hmmm...

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1. Who is/are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

The Akatsuki (Obito included), Naruto, Madara, Gaara, Hinata, Temari, Lee, and TenTen.

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)?

I don't really have too much of a preference, but I do enjoy ShikaTema, NaruHina, and NejiTen.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Neither, but I guess either could work if they have reasonable amounts of chemistry.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Temari.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

A few Shonen Jump manga, a box set of Naruto anime, some posters that I can't find anywhere, my Temari cosplay stuff, and probably something I'm forgetting.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

No, but it'd be cool to find out that I actually am - depending, of course, on who.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku - I dislike both of them.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7 - or should I say 'Team Naruto and Kakashi carry Sakura and Sasuke through my personal popularity contest'.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Funny story - I figured it was him even when he pretended to be Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

That one was so obvious that I didn't even feel accomplished when it turned out to be true.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

I don't really have a favorite, but I'll choose Konan for the sake of this questionnaire.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I'm mostly indifferent, if only because the arguments for both sides are equal as far as I'm concerned.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No. I need to get my butt in gear.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

I can't afford all that!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

I think it's a small possibility, but more just his Uzumaki blood combined with the excessive energy given by Kurama and his need for attention.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub - valuable information tends to be lost in dub translations.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

More Anti- than Pro-Sakura. She gets better during Shippuden, but she still needs to get over herself (and Sasuke).

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny, hands down - or in the air, like you just don't care!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yeah.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Excessively enthusiastic, but sometimes I think he's that way so others will underestimate him.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara, followed closely by Itachi and Neji.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Both, but mostly awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Is it well-written OOC?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Hm, I wonder...

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Nooo.

27. Do you like lemons?

On occasion, if it's well-written or at least not PWP if they don't advertise it as such.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Maybe? Probably not - Mom doesn't remember anything.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yep.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

Fiori Party, yes; MskyDragon, maybe.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

The people I know aren't into that, although I've started one on the journey.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and had someone recognized it?

No one in my school knows about Naruto, except for a few who recognize it as mentioned by others.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

I can't afford to let outside influences affect scholarship opportunities, so no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Sure, why not? I don't have anything else to read at the moment.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Ha! No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Not yet, so zero.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I'm not attracted to the drag queen look, sorry.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Too many, actually.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

No, but I could be delusional.

1) Naruto

2) Rin

3) Itachi

4) Kisame

5) Deidara

6) Hinata

7) Kakuzu

8) Obito

9) Konan

10) Sasori

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Naruto - "Another midnight ramen run? Fine, but you're paying."

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Itachi - "Uh, Itachi, d'you mind? I'm kind of naked here." 'I hope he's blind enough not to have seen anything.'

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Kisame and Konan - "Is it the hair? Do you just want to make sure your kids have blue-ish hair?"

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Deidara - "My poor, poor kitchen!"

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Hinata - "Actually, she fainted when she saw Naruto without his shirt on. I'm just keeping an eye on her."

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Kakuzu - "I knew my mom was too money-minded! I blame you!"

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Obito - "Prepare to be smothered by my mother-hen mode. It's not pretty."

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Konan - "Yeah, they suck, I know."

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Sasori - "Is it because I said you play with dolls? I was just joking; I think your puppets are awesome! C'mon! I'll say art is eternal!"

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Naruto - "My hero! Oh, hey, the serial killers are suddenly reformed. Who would've thought?"

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Rin - She'd probably take care of me like the amazing person she is and make sure I get to the hospital, if I even need that after her ministrations.

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Itachi - "Thanks for the books!"

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Kisame - After laughing at my predicament, he might be feeling kind enough to use his awesome water jutsu to put the fire out.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Deidara - "Hey, get that camera away from me! No, don't call people over here, you're making it worse!"

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Sasori and Naruto - "I know, Naruto, he's a puppet, but on the bright side I won't have to get over my sarmassophobia!"

"But SapphiraIce, he helped kill Gaara!"

"...That is a problem. Can't you just Therapy-no-Jutsu him?"

"Fine!"

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Kakuzu - Uh, maybe he'll take the dude's money? Or he won't bother me, which is good...

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Konan - "Thanks for the encouragement and advice! I'm sure I'll do fine! ...Who am I kidding? I'm so dead!"

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Sasori - Maybe inject a paralysis poison or muscle-relaxers into me.

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Naruto - Uh... He's kind, determined, pretty funny...

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Rin and Konan - "I think Obito will be extremely disappointed, but I understand if you're coming out."

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

Itachi - Maybe... I don't think Fugaku would like me, since I'm not an Uchiha. And, I mean, it's difficult to get along with people who aren't alive.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Kisame and Konan - "I knew it! It's totally the hair!"

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Deidara and Hinata - "I know Deidara and Naruto both have blond hair, Hinata, but... Man, you're never allowed around alcohol again."

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Hinata - I'd faint from sheer confusion.

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Kakuzu - "Oh, crap, he knows how much it cost me!"

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Obito - "Hang in there, buddy. You just have to mingle. If you want, I have a sister..."

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Konan - "Uh, I'm kinda... straight... sorry?"

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Sasori and Naruto - "Okay, that picture's going on the Internet... Oh, hey, guys, I didn't think you'd notice me over your... canoodling..."

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Itachi and Kisame - "I probably didn't notice them leaving, considering that they're ninja and could've left through the window."

30) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Naruto and Hinata - "Oh my goodness, yes!"

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Rin and Deidara - In an alternate universe, maybe. Probably not.

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Kisame and Sasori - Sasori would get irritated, maybe threaten him or something.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What subject will they pick?

Deidara and Naruto - I think P.E. would be the only thing they could (maybe) agree on, and even then that's kind of iffy.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Hinata and Itachi - Dango and tea, since Hinata would be either too nervous or too scared to make something for herself. That's not really dinner...

35) 7 and 9 applying for a job. What job?

Kakuzu and Konan - If it's together, maybe as accountants or bankers? I think Konan could do that...

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Obito and Deidara - "I think Obito messed it up on purpose, Deidara. I mean, considering all the times you blew him up, what did you expect?"

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Hinata - Blond, blue eyes, whisker marks, everything else that looks exactly like Naruto; yes.

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Sasori and Konan - "How is it possible for you to be blushing, puppet boy?"

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Naruto and Sasori - "Yeah, Naruto, sure it was an accident."

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Rin and Konan - Konan would let Rin know so she could resend it to her actual significant other, no drama about it.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Deidara and Hinata - "By 'workout', Hinata didn't think you meant 'dodge all my bombs', Deidara."

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Hinata - "Freaking UPS losing my mail again! I swear, they have it out for me!" I would then comfort Hinata and have leftover birthday cake with her.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Kakuzu - "I know you're mad about how much was taken away because of taxes, but did you really need to murder the whole of Congress?"

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Obito - "I knew you weren't actually Madara or Tobi! Ha, take that society!"

"What does society have to do with it?"

"Everything, Tobito. Absolutely everything."

45) 9 became a singer.

Konan - "You sing like an angel!"

46) 10 got a daughter.

Sasori - "I'm guessing you saved some of your... seeds... just in case the mood struck you."

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Naruto and Rin - He might think she was pretty cool, or maybe a little like Sakura (*cough*but so much better*cough*).

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Itachi and Kisame - Maybe a flicker of the eyes in acknowledgement of his presence? He's not much for words...

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Kisame and Deidara - His popularity, and maybe the normal skin tone.

50) What dream would 5 have about 6?

Deidara and Hinata - "For the last time, Deidara, stop talking about the dream where you blew up Hinata!"

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Hinata and Kakuzu - They both have an obnoxious teammate?

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Kakuzu and Obito - If Obito decided to prank Kakuzu by hiding his money, that would get him mad.

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Obito and Konan - In the Akatsuki headquarters.

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Konan and Sasori - That there is no such thing as 'eternity'?

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sasori and Naruto - Maybe if Sasori had to sit through one of Naruto's Therapy-no-Jutsus... Scared straight and all that...

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