What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

[AU] Maybe it was chance that L stumbled upon a nearly dead, unconscious mass murderer. Maybe it was chance that the murderer lost his memories. Or maybe it was just fate. But blood and chocolate were never meant to mix... LxLight Better summary inside.

Light has 13 days to find out how it will feel, not just to kill, but to destroy. A Death Note AU. LightxL, set immediately after the Yotsuba arc. Warnings for angst, blood, and cake.